Just had the gayest cardio session.
Thanks to all the ladies in my DMs who answered my call for pussy.
I'm sorry I couldn't respond to everyone. Next time I think we should do a tennis court takeover to speed date & rally so we can all get laid.
Men who message will be blocked.
About me.
Busy life, married and non-monomogous. Trying to get some more active outdoor time in. I don't drink but love weed.
What I'm looking for.
Would love to do a vibe check over coffee, spend some time kayaking or trying to get a tennis rally going. Then you come over and sit on my face or pillow princess. I prefer to top but can be convinced to bottom sometimes.
NOT LOOKING FOR A UNICORN OR TO HAVE MY HUSBAND JOIN US. Looking for solo adventures.
About you.
Looking for a woman, AFAB, NB or otherwise female adjacent who also knows what they're about, preferably also been in the kink scene awhile. Low drama who has a full complete life but just needs a little queer time now and again. Maybe 1-2 meetups a month. Can host or come to you. Bedford area.
Making money for making fun of men makes me laugh all the way to the bank.
Nothing gives me more of a chuckle than posts about straight men seeking cock encounters.
I always imagine all the commenters getting together to gargle each other's cum while declaring no homo.
Please take this as a sign to do it like the Greeks and Romans and start blowin your buddies more often.
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Mhmmm bi boys
A little nipple peek for you perverts today.
Still looking for a Redditor with a pet spider. I've had enough offers for snakes kept in pants though.
Our foremothers burned them for a reason.
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Dms open for those who will let me touch their pet tarantula or let me cover them in spiders.
Does anyone have a pet spider?
DM pics.