u/TotallyNot_iCast

Like he would let you cuddle up against him on the couch, nuzzling up against his shirtless, hairy body. If you made note of how good and masculine he smells, he'd tell you that you've always loved the scent of your dad. He'd probably even rub your face against his huge, sweaty pecs and let you suck on his sensitive nipples while you fall asleep in his lap

And Mauga would be the kinda shark furry whose sharksona still has hairy armpits even tho sharks don't have fur

"Why does your breath smell like Emre's armpits?" "Idk why does your breath smell like Mauga's armpits?" and we continue with mutual understanding

and the lukewarm iq fanbase will gobble it up like slop

Definetly neither of them shave or wear deodorant, but their lifestyles are pretty similar so i don't know who would muskmog who in this regard. Mauga would definetly have that iconic roid smell but Hog is THE ultimate virile breeding bull. Help jerkers plz

what it's like fighting in the trenches

My trembling hands pulling the trigger to defeat monsters they only treat as bedtime stories

"Ew he wouldn't be gay-" words cut off as the creature is pierced by my bullet, its blood splattering on my brothers and sisters in arms

And by brothers and sisters i mean brothers, because there are only 3 women in the bara community and 0.5 of them are me

"COMMANDER WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS" our desperate leading general shouts into the intercoms

But the answers never came

For commander Yaoi was too busy arguing about nothing with general Yuri on twitter

And even Reddit

"Hetslop, hetslop, hetslop" it echoed above us

"Mizuki is gay for Wang" "No Mizuki is straight for Shion" "No Shion is gay for Domina"

And we laid there, our bodies going cold after ignored pleas

The beasts got us

The bara batallion has fallen

And they're next

Genbarauinely who is that !!!

I'm sorry noble ancestors i dropped to silver 1 yesterday 💔

I promise you i have seen every piece of Roadhog porn that exists on the internet and they're all mid or bad. It feels so bad like i want to goon to daddy hog but it seems like no one is capable of actually portraying him in an appealing way.

Why did they draw his arms so thin

That's not what a fat belly looks like

He would definetly be hairier than that

His dick would look shorter and thicker, not thinner and longer

Why does he barely look 10cms taller than Meryc, he should be atleast twice as big as her

Put the fucking mask back on

HE WOULD NOT BOTTOM! NOT FOR REIN NOT FOR WINTON NOT FOR ANYONE STOP MAKING HIM A BOTTOM!

Does that mean mauga can be real too? Would he be into an asocial loser transsexual?