u/Turbulent-Mastodon73

I’m looking for some places that will give my wife and I a happy ending couples massage (does that exist?)

She’s out of town for a week and I’m taking this opportunity to walk into a bunch of places and see who would do this for us. Would the amps think I’m sketchy for walking in, asking a few questions about their services, the line ups and then telling them I’ll be back later?

I figured this might be better than paying for a bunch of massages and striking out cause they won’t touch a woman.