r/AMPLife

I travel a lot, and in my experience there are far more parlors in Albuquerque (per capita) than any other city!

Anyone know a city like this or have a favorite here? I’ve been to a couple, but there’s so many and I want to try another one or two before I leave!

reddit.com
u/BillionaireAssasin — 6 hours ago

Newb question on time spent/ how long do you last?

I went to an amp for the first time last month and I have had a few confusing experiences with how long its suppose to last.

I always pay for an hour. The first time I probably lasted like 20 minutes after the actual massage but I really like that worker so I went back two more days in a row. The second and third time were great and I ended up hitting it from behind for a good 30 minutes or more on both occasions.

Today I went to spot that everyone on the review board recommends and I thought it was pretty mediocre. The worker was very nice but it seemed like she expected me to be done in under 10 minutes and had trouble maintaining one or two positions for a length of time. I have regularly gotten comments on having stamina from all massage workers I have seen.

I am curious how long people usually expect to hold out in the average scenario? And what is the expected etiquette in other peoples opinions?

reddit.com
u/bitterbl0ssom69 — 4 hours ago

Table Showers?

I just asked this in comments on another post, but think it’s post worthy. Are table showers a regional thing? I have been to a handful of places in my area and have never seen this.

reddit.com
u/Tantric_Knight2 — 4 hours ago
▲ 24 r/AMPLife

No flip

Ive recently decided to start laying on my back when they come in. I ask for a front only massage and ive had no pushback at all. They dont care and its way more sensual then hoping they graze it while on your stomach. They always comment about seeing it get hard while massaging my thighs. Its the best. Ill never lay on my stomach again. Try it out lmk.

reddit.com
u/Weak-Abroad-9535 — 11 hours ago

He who shall not be named

I know we’re not supposed to talk about a certain site on here. But today I just noticed you can’t even read the Forum discussions without a paid account anymore. When did this happen?

reddit.com
u/CAJMusic — 12 hours ago

Is it sketchy if I check out a place without getting a massage?

I’m looking for some places that will give my wife and I a happy ending couples massage (does that exist?)

She’s out of town for a week and I’m taking this opportunity to walk into a bunch of places and see who would do this for us. Would the amps think I’m sketchy for walking in, asking a few questions about their services, the line ups and then telling them I’ll be back later?

I figured this might be better than paying for a bunch of massages and striking out cause they won’t touch a woman.

reddit.com
u/Turbulent-Mastodon73 — 10 hours ago

Detroit DTW

Looking for opinions. Next week I will be flying through Detroit DTW and staying near the airport. I visited Flight Club my last trip in the area. It was a good time. Is FC and the other clubs better than finding an AMP? FC was quick and pricey.

reddit.com
u/AdeptDevelopment6941 — 12 hours ago
▲ 13 r/AMPLife

Tips work! Hooked! First time success and fails…

The server tips were spot on. I only knew about a local place because a friend of mine told a story about how her male friend went to a place to get a massage and started to get tugged. She was saying it disgusted and I was had to contain my excitement while playing the part (LOL). I left work early one day and went and realized this place had a shower table which around my place, is rare. First time had an older lady in her 50s smiling welcoming. I was so nervous. And kept my underwear on. She giggled and asked me to remove it. Tbh she gave me a GREAT massage. To the point where I was willing to take just the message. But I did the tip. I moaned alot, because it was a good massage but also I wanted her to know. We went deeper in and got on the shower table and that’s when the tug happened. She was efficient and used soap and talked me through it, encouraging me “yes, good good”. Had me arching my back on the table and everything. Tipped her and came back a week later.

Another older lady, kind of not as attractive. I asked her if there was more workers and the First Lady came out. They said “two for one” but my First Lady had to finish her client. New lady took me to shower first, I asked her if I could touch. She only let me grab her butt above clothes and she giggled while she tugged. After that my original lady came in and just gave me a massage. Disappointed but I got my L1. My friend brought up AMPs recently and stated that the local place has been busted before but they just reopen and add new girls and the police will bust now and then but it’s not worth their time.

I then tried a new place closer to my work, it had the perfect recs like the tips told us and there was a “lomi” massage ad. Even dangerously so, there was a review saying “not a normal place”. I had high hopes but I screwed up, I think I scared the lady who was more in her late 40s and pretty. She gave me a rock massage and went all out massage wise, but nothing extra. I think I scared her by asking who was there and how many people worked that day.

I was going to try a couple more spots (had a wad cash and was feinding). But decided to head home. Scrolled around my home place and found a place just like the tip said: looked more like a home, didn’t advertise much, closed at 11p. I was hyped. Called them up and they told me to park in the back.

When I got there, I saw people peaking through the shades, and I knew I scored. I’ll do a separate post for the double win I got at this place.

Use the tips!!

reddit.com
u/Bubbly-Ad7236 — 13 hours ago

Genuine question for anyone well versed

Ive been to amps a million times and not exactly new but how do the hotel providers work how do you go about finding them or even doing any of that also how do you know its not a sting had a friend who showed me a website wits a company that had girls in hotels but it was super sketch tbh

reddit.com
u/susie_belle2012 — 12 hours ago
▲ 16 r/AMPLife

Every Time 31M

Anytime I pass by one, or park next to one to go to another store. I wonder, will I ever forget the times I frequented them. So many different spas with so many different results. The rush of excitement, not knowing if you’re going to get a good one, a rushed one, an enthusiastic one, or just a meh… for so many years I chased that thrill. AMA I guess, I want to reminisce. I may delete and make a longer post

reddit.com
▲ 14 r/AMPLife

I found my one

I live in Southern California where this An AMP every 5 minutes ways from one another and i usually only stick to two or three since i know what I’ll get and who to expect

But last night I was getting a late night urge to get one and my regulars close at 9 and there’s one that was open that was 10 minutes away so I said F it and drove bye and it was pretty empty parking lot didn’t like how it was very open though and walked in and got greeted bye a cute kinda older looking W in her 30”s and saw the sign that said table shower and got excited because my regulars don’t have one and it said Free so I asked for a shower and she washed me down and teased me a lil

Then dried me off and took me to the massage room where she walked on my back and gave me a nuru massage it was amazing on the flip I gestured for a L3 but said she only did L1 needless to say I was a little disappointed but carried on and she let me feel up all over her and I finished soon after so this is definitely going to be one I regularly check up on so stay tuned hopefully the next girl they get offers L3

reddit.com
u/No_Shoulder4393 — 21 hours ago
▲ 110 r/AMPLife

Unexpected rimjob

So it happened. Never thought I’d ever say it but I got my booty hole licked. It happened when she was giving bj and started doing ball/booty licking combos on me. I don’t even realize it till the 3rd or 4th lick. I said to myself fk it and just let it happened lmao. The embarrassing part is when she asked me to turn around and proceeded to give me a proper rim. Still processing it all currently and wondering if I can look at myself the same again lol.

reddit.com
u/Urban-Solitude — 1 day ago

Avoiding Butt Stuff

I've read a lot of posts recently where butt stuff (like probing and penetration, not just massage) was part of the experience.

I'm still an AMP virgin, planning my first trip and want to avoid this. No judgments but not my deal. Butt massage is fine, but I don't want them near the hole and I'm pretty sure they don't want to be near it either!

Is that something I realistically have to worry about? Or if it comes up, do I just try not to recoil and politely say no?

reddit.com
u/RingOnMyThing1996 — 1 day ago

Just wondering

I've been too some just plain MP where you where you get a lineup of girls to choose from. I've never gotten that at an AMP. My question is how do I tell Mamasan that I don't want the same girl I had last time? There was nothing wrong with her, she did a great job, but I like variety.

reddit.com
u/MonsterScar54 — 1 day ago
▲ 45 r/AMPLife

Wow. So that was my first amp

Damn. Have to say this is days later when I type this for i had to wait to speak about it. My butthole is still a bit sore but I'm ready now.

My leased car was due for its 15k mile check up, so I took it in. I didnt feel like waiting while they do this but luckily, Im a degenerate, and I've done my research.

So I got an Uber.

I get there and im obviously the only one there at 1110 so I get the skinny one. She's like late 40s (she might like hearing I thought lates 40s so take that with what you will)

I tell her an hour and pay and she steps out while I get undressed.

I strip naked and put the towel over my bare ass.

She comes in and starts on my shoulders. She's at my head and I start feeling her brushing her thighs against my hands.

I take this a good sign (this is my first ever time so im a total noob) and move my hands so I can start actively feeling her. She's mature but damn she's got a body that 20 year olds are jealous of.

The massage continues until she gets to my ass. She starts honing in on this. You can tell this is her favorite thing to massage. Her fingers tickle my bum a bit but nothing crazy. I take the opportunity to spread my legs a bit and reposition myself so my dick is out for her to see and touch. She brushes my head and asks if "it's good". Oh yeah. Its good baby

Then the flip.

She starts leaning over me so more as she massages. I can feel her tits on my face now.

She pulls back and whispers "you want?" While making a HJ gesture. I tell her "yes please".

Nailed it.

She gets more oil and uses both hands on my cock. I honestly didnt think i would cum that fast from just her hands. Maybe all her dirty talk helped that.

Her English wasnt great but something about her broken English dirty talk was sexy.

I erupt and she smiles at me and keeps going for a bit.

"Hot towel?"

She leaves and grabs a towel and cleans me up.

I still have some time for my hour so she starts massaging me again while im on my back.

Im really fondling her now. Her body is so tight.

I start rubbing her pussy through her clothes as my other hands squeezes her incredibly small but shapely ass.

She stops what she's doing "I like you" she smiles.

Now I take that as an opportunity to start playing with her clit. Shes moaning and moving now. I try to use my other hand to start fingering her but she finally stops "no inside".

I retract my fingers and keep playing with her.

A few minutes of massage and fondling and the once hot towel starts moving again.

She looks at me kinda of surprised. She holds 2 fingers up and asks me "two?".

Im not one to turn that down. She starts working on me again. The dirty talk and eye contact are intense this time.

Now she's telling me im her new favorite and working my cock. Her hands are doing 5 things at once now as she fondles me and teases me at the same time.

The 2nd time takes longer. Much longer compared to the first.

I dont want her mad so I tell her the 2nd one takes longer. She just keeps smiling and dirty talking.

Another minute or two passes as she earns her living. I apologize again that it takes a while.

Then she does it. She touches my asshole.

"Okay?" She asks.

I tell her yeah.

I figured it would be some rubbing or tickling. 'Maybe she even wants to rim me' I think. No. No she does not want to rim me.

She wants to penetrate me. And she does.

I don't know if that was one finger or 3. All I know is i was not ready.

It hurts. But.... it kinda feels good too.

I dont know exactly what she was doing back there, it felt more like fingering than anything else.

But whatever she does it works. I explode. Im pretty sure I painted the ceiling with what just happened.

She looks at me so proud of herself.

"Is okay?"

Yeah, yo-yo. Is okay.

She cleans me up again and asks if i want a water.

As I get dressed she grabs the water. I was a little surprised at her leaving the door open while my naked body was on display but whatever at this point. There are no more secrets between me and yo-yo.

She ushers me towards the back door and lightly kisses me as she gives me a full size water bottle.

Now I'm outside in the blinding sun and heat. I get an uber and wait for it to arrive.

I love this hobby.

Extra: whatever she did back there did something. I feel brand new and feel like im cuming like im 20 years old again.

reddit.com
u/browsing_alone — 1 day ago
▲ 14 r/AMPLife

Found a good possibility…

Confidence is high….

Strip mall, business is on backside facing away from traffic. Zero windows or at least completely covered with massage pictures. Phone number on door without windows. A very obvious camera outside the door….

Confidence is high…..

reddit.com
u/GrimmyWeiner — 1 day ago

Best time for best service?

Do you guys find there is a better time for better service? I’ve tried an AAMP at 2am and it was no good but wonder if that was just a one off? I normally go afternoons but might want to go soon after opening mainly so they’re at their “cleanest” part of the day but also think they might not be as turned on and willing to go above and beyond if it’s early. I’ve also had decent experiences close to closing time where they allow me to give them facials due to last costumer of the day but that’s about the only extra benefit I’ve see from that time of the day.

reddit.com
u/Strong_Natural3203 — 1 day ago
▲ 26 r/AMPLife

Best Time Ever

This is my first post! Fairly new to this page and started my journey 2-3 months ago. I got absolutely robbed my first time from a Latina Spa (I thought mi gente would hold it down) and over payed for a table shower and a weak L1. Slowly started to realize AMPs are the way to go and found one less than 2 miles away.

The masseuse on my days off is insanely cute, and after negotiating a few L1 and L2’s I was ready for L3. She was excited when I inquired and told me to bring my own condom next time. I was slightly hesitant to pull the trigger, even tried out some other AMPs but I quickly realized how nice the spot around my place is.

I had off work today and decided today was the day. I called them up, made an appt an hour after opening (to anyone wondering - HIGHLY RECOMMEND), went to the pharmacy to grab some condoms, and even popped a 50 mg peach ring. To my surprise the woman who answered the door was someone new. She was insanely pretty, spoke really good English and I quickly agreed for the 1 hour. She gave me the BEST MASSAGE yet. I opted for the “rough” massage I opted for the rough massage, which she got on top of the table for (first time). I was fairly nervous since it was my first time with her but she made lots of conversation. When she asked to flip, she took one look and instantly took off top to reveal her naturally large chest and let me feel.

When I asked about L3 she said to me that they do not offer that (should I be concerned the first masseuse on the other days offered?). I was slightly thrown off because I was very ready, but when she offered L2 without the plastic covering I knew I was in for a good time. It was the first time I even offered a little extra for tip and I can tell that made a HUGE difference. She took off all her clothes, got on the table, and started to tease me EVERYWHERE with her tongue. She struggled to deepthroat and even got the sack involved when she was down there. By far one of the best L2 finishes I’ve had ever. After I finished she even continued with the front massage.

I was so horny that I stayed hard for the entire time after and she jokingly said round 2? I continued to tease and I placed her hand back on my cock to continue stroking for round 2. She teased me all over again motorboating me and let me jerk it again while whispering the craziest shit in my ear. After busting a second time she revealed to me that was the first time that’s ever happened and it even got her wet (she let me cop a feel).

She told me what days she is in and you best know I will be paying Cindy another visit. I joked at the end about the L3 and she reiterated that the spa doesn’t allow but she’d love to outside of the spa. Still feel bad for ditching my first masseuse who took care of me the first few times, but my god was this a different level.

reddit.com
u/RamenKh — 1 day ago