u/real_bishop

I’ve seen a few posts recently asking members to verify the legitimacy of specific ads, either through the pictures or the ads themselves.

I understand that the mods say they do their best to remove anything that could put the sub at risk of being shut down. But by allowing members to verify whether a specific ad is legitimate, aren’t we crossing into facilitating or helping someone arrange services?

I think the mods should seriously reevaluate allowing these posts.

Just my two cents.

- Bishop

I originally posted this a few years ago but this experience is worth sharing again.

I spent the weekend in Pismo Beach and before leaving home, did what I always do when visiting a new area. I looked around to see what was available.

A few providers advertised nuru massage, but I wanted the real experience, not someone pouring baby oil on me and calling it nuru. I messaged each one and asked if they used actual nuru gel. Only one gave me a clear yes. The others never responded.

That made my decision easy. I booked her for Sunday at 7.

She was Korean, told me she was 37 (maybe she was, maybe not) with a nice body and guessing C cups. She wore lingerie so sheer that it left almost nothing to the imagination.

After a little conversation, she smiled and asked if I was ready.

Absolutely.

She led me into a huge bathroom with a walk-in shower. An air mattress was already set up on the floor beside it.

She helped me undress then slowly slipped off her lingerie. We stepped into the shower together and spent about ten minutes washing each other. She took her time running her hands over me, cleaning me, and checking everything out.

When we finished, she guided me over to the mattress and had me lie facedown.

My head was turned toward her, so I could see her kneeling beside a bowl of warm nuru gel. What a view. She reached in, lifted a handful and slowly let it drizzle across my back. It landed near my neck and ran down my sides, over my ass and along my legs.

Then her hands followed.

She spread the gel over every inch of my backside until my entire body felt slick. She climbed onto me and began with what felt like a regular massage but that did not last long.

A few minutes later, she lowered her naked body onto mine.

That first full-body slide was everything I had imagined a nuru massage would feel like. Her tits pressed against my back as she glided from my shoulders down toward my legs. Then she pushed herself back up and did it again.

She went up, down, sideways, and all over the place. Every part of her body seemed to touch every part of mine.

Then the teasing began.

Her hands moved down my legs and slowly worked their way up my inner thighs. She rubbed my ass, traced along the crack, then pulled away whenever it felt like she was about to do more.

By that point, I was more than ready when she told me to flip over.

She poured another handful of warm gel across my chest and stomach, then spread it down the front of my body. She stretched herself out on top of me and began sliding again, this time face to face.

Feeling her tits and pussy glide across me was a completely different experience. She reached for my hands, placed them on her tits and guided them as she continued moving. I squeezed and rubbed them while she smiled and pressed herself harder against me.

She spent plenty of time rubbing and teasing before moving down to the front of the mattress. She wrapped her hand around my dick and started a slow HJ.

Then her tongue came out.

She began at my balls and slowly licked her way up the shaft to the tip. She teased the head with her tongue, wrapped her lips around it and gradually took more into her mouth. Before long, she was taking all of it while her head moved up and down.

The BJ continued for about ten minutes.

She eventually turned around and moved into position for 69. That continued for a few minutes before she turned back toward me and sat across my legs.

My dick was resting directly in front of her pussy.

She started sliding herself back and forth along the shaft. She leaned forward and kissed me while continuing to grind against me. Then, without using her hands, she positioned herself perfectly and guided me inside.

She began moving with this slow twerking motion, rolling her hips while keeping me deep inside her. Between the kissing, the gel, and the way she was moving, I knew I was not going to last much longer.

I told her it was time (at her request).

She immediately lifted herself off, lay beside me, and started another HJ. As soon as the first shot came out, she leaned down, took me back into her mouth and swallowed everything that followed.

She kept sucking until there was nothing left.

Then she lifted her head, looked at me, opened her mouth and showed me she had swallowed it all.

We stayed there for a moment before climbing back into the shower. We washed the gel from each other, got dressed, and talked for a few more minutes.

Before I left, she told me that if I was ever back in town, I should give her a call.

For years, I had wondered what a real nuru massage would be like.

That Sunday night in Pismo Beach, I finally found out.

It was warm, slippery, sensual, and better than I expected.

My first nuru massage was officially in the books.

Since the topic came up…

I originally posted this a few years ago but this experience is worth sharing again.

I spent the weekend in Pismo Beach and before leaving home, did what I always do when visiting a new area. I looked around to see what was available.

A few providers advertised nuru massage, but I wanted the real experience, not someone pouring baby oil on me and calling it nuru. I messaged each one and asked if they used actual nuru gel. Only one gave me a clear yes. The others never responded.

That made my decision easy. I booked her for Sunday at 7.

She was Korean, told me she was 37 (maybe she was, maybe not) with a nice body and guessing C cups. She wore lingerie so sheer that it left almost nothing to the imagination.

After a little conversation, she smiled and asked if I was ready.

Absolutely.

She led me into a huge bathroom with a walk-in shower. An air mattress was already set up on the floor beside it.

She helped me undress then slowly slipped off her lingerie. We stepped into the shower together and spent about ten minutes washing each other. She took her time running her hands over me, cleaning me, and checking everything out.

When we finished, she guided me over to the mattress and had me lie facedown.

My head was turned toward her, so I could see her kneeling beside a bowl of warm nuru gel. What a view. She reached in, lifted a handful and slowly let it drizzle across my back. It landed near my neck and ran down my sides, over my ass and along my legs.

Then her hands followed.

She spread the gel over every inch of my backside until my entire body felt slick. She climbed onto me and began with what felt like a regular massage but that did not last long.

A few minutes later, she lowered her naked body onto mine.

That first full-body slide was everything I had imagined a nuru massage would feel like. Her tits pressed against my back as she glided from my shoulders down toward my legs. Then she pushed herself back up and did it again.

She went up, down, sideways, and all over the place. Every part of her body seemed to touch every part of mine.

Then the teasing began.

Her hands moved down my legs and slowly worked their way up my inner thighs. She rubbed my ass, traced along the crack, then pulled away whenever it felt like she was about to do more.

By that point, I was more than ready when she told me to flip over.

She poured another handful of warm gel across my chest and stomach, then spread it down the front of my body. She stretched herself out on top of me and began sliding again, this time face to face.

Feeling her tits and pussy glide across me was a completely different experience. She reached for my hands, placed them on her tits and guided them as she continued moving. I squeezed and rubbed them while she smiled and pressed herself harder against me.

She spent plenty of time rubbing and teasing before moving down to the front of the mattress. She wrapped her hand around my dick and started a slow HJ.

Then her tongue came out.

She began at my balls and slowly licked her way up the shaft to the tip. She teased the head with her tongue, wrapped her lips around it and gradually took more into her mouth. Before long, she was taking all of it while her head moved up and down.

The BJ continued for about ten minutes.

She eventually turned around and moved into position for 69. That continued for a few minutes before she turned back toward me and sat across my legs.

My dick was resting directly in front of her pussy.

She started sliding herself back and forth along the shaft. She leaned forward and kissed me while continuing to grind against me. Then, without using her hands, she positioned herself perfectly and guided me inside.

She began moving with this slow twerking motion, rolling her hips while keeping me deep inside her. Between the kissing, the gel, and the way she was moving, I knew I was not going to last much longer.

I told her it was time (at her request).

She immediately lifted herself off, lay beside me, and started another HJ. As soon as the first shot came out, she leaned down, took me back into her mouth and swallowed everything that followed.

She kept sucking until there was nothing left.

Then she lifted her head, looked at me, opened her mouth and showed me she had swallowed it all.

We stayed there for a moment before climbing back into the shower. We washed the gel from each other, got dressed, and talked for a few more minutes.

Before I left, she told me that if I was ever back in town, I should give her a call.

For years, I had wondered what a real nuru massage would be like.

That Sunday night in Pismo Beach, I finally found out.

It was warm, slippery, sensual, and better than I expected.

My first nuru massage was officially in the books.

I get a lot of comments or messages from brothers saying they can’t find an AAMP. Then I hear from brothers who finally found one but left disappointed because their visit was nothing like the stories they’ve read.

Here’s the truth.

Some areas have plenty of AAMPs, some have very few and others may have none.

Even if you find one, that doesn’t mean you unlocked the same experience another brother had.

No two AAMP visits are the same. Different woman, different day, different chemistry and different comfort level. All of that matters.

Yes, some customers get treated better than others. That’s just reality. Maybe he’s been seeing her for months or years. Maybe she trusts him and feels comfortable around him. Maybe they simply click better. You can’t walk in for the first time and expect the same treatment as someone who already built that rapport.

Also, most of us post our good visits. Nobody is rushing home to write about every boring or disappointing visit.

We’ve all had misses. I know I have.

Don’t expect specific things because another brother received them. His experience belongs to him. Yours will be your own.

Be clean, polite and relaxed.

If you enjoy spending time with someone, keep seeing her and let things develop naturally.

If you have a disappointing visit, don’t let it discourage you. Maybe you picked the wrong woman. Maybe it was a bad day. Maybe there was no chemistry. It happens.

Take it for what it was and move on.

Eventually you will find one who welcomes you, makes you comfortable and treats you like a king.

When you find that, brother, you did it.

Just remember that even then, nothing is guaranteed. AAMPs are still YMMV.

Feel free to message me if you have any questions. Those of you who know me know I’m always happy to help a brother when I can.

That said…

Happy AAMPing!

I get a lot of comments or messages from brothers saying they can’t find an AAMP. Then I hear from brothers who finally found one but left disappointed because their visit was nothing like the stories they’ve read.

Here’s the truth.

Some areas have plenty of AAMPs, some have very few and others may have none.

Even if you find one, that doesn’t mean you unlocked the same experience another brother had.

No two AAMP visits are the same. Different woman, different day, different chemistry and different comfort level. All of that matters.

Yes, some customers get treated better than others. That’s just reality. Maybe he’s been seeing her for months or years. Maybe she trusts him and feels comfortable around him. Maybe they simply click better. You can’t walk in for the first time and expect the same treatment as someone who already built that rapport.

Also, most of us post our good visits. Nobody is rushing home to write about every boring or disappointing visit.

We’ve all had misses. I know I have.

Don’t expect specific things because another brother received them. His experience belongs to him. Yours will be your own.

Be clean, polite and relaxed.

If you enjoy spending time with someone, keep seeing her and let things develop naturally.

If you have a disappointing visit, don’t let it discourage you. Maybe you picked the wrong woman. Maybe it was a bad day. Maybe there was no chemistry. It happens.

Take it for what it was and move on.

Eventually you will find one who welcomes you, makes you comfortable and treats you like a king.

When you find that, brother, you did it.

Just remember that even then, nothing is guaranteed. AAMPs are still YMMV.

Feel free to message me if you have any questions. Those of you who know me know I’m always happy to help a brother when I can.

That said…

Happy AAMPing!

A lot of you come to me for advice, so I figured I’d put this out there.

A table shower is a table shower. That’s the only thing you should expect from it.

Could a place offer more? Sure. Could one provider be different from another? Absolutely. But none of that means the table shower itself guarantees extras or that something more is coming afterward.

Of course, I’d love for you to have that kind of experience. I just don’t want the brothers reading a few stories or comments and walking in thinking their dick is about to get worshiped just because there’s a table shower in the room.

If you’re offered a table shower, enjoy the table shower. Anything beyond that is separate and should never be assumed.

I wouldn’t be Bishop if I didn’t say something about it.

Happy hunting

- Bishop

I see my favorite often. The sex is great and her BJ skills are off the charts. She knows exactly how to finish me. Most of the time it’s CIM. Every now and then it’s CIP.

Because of my disability and somewhat limited mobility, she takes care of me above and beyond. She helps me move and get comfortable without ever making it feel like a burden.

Then comes the shower.

She has these exfoliating gloves that she uses and holy shit do they feel amazing.

She scrubs my neck, shoulders, back, chest, arms, and legs. It feels like every bit of tension I’ve been carrying just disappears.

When she’s done, we rinse off the gloves and I return the favor.

After that, she’ll lather me up with soap and slowly wash me from head to toe. She always spends a little extra time teasing my already sensitive cock with just enough touch to see if it’ll wake back up.

Sometimes it does.

When she gets me hard again she drops to her knees and sucks me for a few minutes. Then she turns around, bends over and we fuck right there in the shower.

I rarely reach a second full finish but the orgasms still hit hard.

Good times.

That is why the stand up shower together is my favorite.

I see my favorite often. The sex is great and her BJ skills are off the charts. She knows exactly how to finish me. Most of the time it’s CIM. Every now and then it’s CIP.

Because of my disability and somewhat limited mobility, she takes care of me above and beyond. She helps me move and get comfortable without ever making it feel like a burden.

Then comes the shower.

She has these exfoliating gloves that she uses and holy shit do they feel amazing.

She scrubs my neck, shoulders, back, chest, arms, and legs. It feels like every bit of tension I’ve been carrying just disappears.

When she’s done, we rinse off the gloves and I return the favor.

After that, she’ll lather me up with soap and slowly wash me from head to toe. She always spends a little extra time teasing my already sensitive cock with just enough touch to see if it’ll wake back up.

Sometimes it does.

When she gets me hard again she drops to her knees and sucks me for a few minutes. Then she turns around, bends over and we fuck right there in the shower.

I rarely reach a second full finish but the orgasms still hit hard.

Good times.

That is why the stand up shower together is my favorite.

When we started r/HEM_NSFW and the Discord, we had no idea they would grow into what they are today.

Then came Telegram, the wikis, and eventually our own website, which gave the official HEM_NSFW wiki a permanent home and allowed us to expand what we were building.

We're now closing in on 40,000 members, our other communities continue to grow, and I honestly couldn't be prouder of what we've built together.

We never wanted to be a fantasy sub. We wanted a real community built around real experiences, real discussions, and useful information.

Everything we've created has been built with love and care, and I truly hope that shows.

None of this would be what it is without the members who contribute, share their experiences, and help others along the way.

> "If you build it, they will come."

Well, they came.

And we're still building.

A huge thank you to every single person who has supported us, contributed, shared, helped someone, or simply been part of this community. None of this would exist without you.

• Bishop

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