u/Ukeb

Hello,

I’m a man on the northwest side that’s cute, employed, tall, sober, and sane.

If you don’t shave and want someone to do stuff like go to various restaurants and break down our meal on the ride home, make out in my backyard this summer, or go on semi-impromptu road trips with; I’m your guy. Expect plenty of high-level homemade baked goods, inside jokes, and receiving all the head you can handle.

Come say hello if you’d like to know more, be sure to include your favorite type of cookie in your response.

Hello! I hope you’re enjoying your Sunday so far.

I’m a [6’6”, average build] man living on the city’s northwest side that has an insatiable desire to give deeply-satisfying orgasms to cool unshaven women.

Aside from that, I’m a fan of YouTube wormholes, inside jokes, baking bread, and finding interesting restaurants in way-out Chicago neighborhoods.

It would be lovely if this turns into a summer fling thing but just as lovely if it winds up being a one-time thing. The important thing is that you feel amazing for however much you want.

Please be sure to include your favorite flavor of ice cream in your response, thanks.

Hello, I hope you’re having a good start to your week.

I’m a man on the NW side that’s cute, funny, and extremely tall. I’m hoping to meet a cool, like-minded gal nearby that also doesn’t shave her body hair for a summer fling or more.

I love making various sweets, particularly ice cream and cookies, and I enjoy baking other things as well. I’m currently trying to bake as much as possible before it gets really hot out. I also don’t drink and I spend most of my free time reading books while watching tv on mute.

If you’re piqued by my post and want to know more, come say hello, being sure to include your favorite pizza topping in your response.

Hello,

I hope you’re successfully coping with this dreary weather.

I’m a [6’6”, average build] man living on the city’s NW side that’s into sourdough baking (I’ll be attempting brioche in the next few days), reading books while the tv is on mute, exploring far-flung pockets of Chicago, and giving amazing head to women that don’t shave or trim their body hair.

Whether you’re hairy year-round or just haven’t shaven for a while out of laziness; if you have a bush (armpit and leg hair’s a huge plus too), I would love to make you cum with my mouth.

Reach out if you’d like to know more. Please be sure to include your favorite ice cream flavor in your message!