u/Unknowndosage

I’m 31 and work in healthcare so unfortunately my hobbies now include caffeine, stress, and staring at my phone too long after work because my brain forgot how to shut off. I’m in school too because apparently I hate relaxing.

I’m pretty quiet at first until I get comfortable then suddenly I’m talking too much and sending you pictures of desserts or my cat at like 1am. I like horror games, older women, yuri, dumb conversations that somehow turn serious at 2 in the morning, and people that make me feel calm instead of anxious.

Physically I’m petite, long brown hair, brown eyes, usually wearing hoodies and looking tired. Personality wise I’m shy, clingy in a lowkey way, sarcastic, emotional underneath everything, and honestly kind of embarrassing once attached. I act independent but if someone’s sweet to me consistently I fold fast.

I tend to like women who are older, emotionally mature, affectionate, a little teasing, patient, maybe protective without trying too hard. If you wear glasses or have a soothing voice because apparently that does something to my brain chemistry.

I don’t really care about rushing into anything. I’d rather find someone I genuinely like talking to first. Watch movies together, send random thoughts during the day, flirt a little, emotionally attach probably.

Dislikes include loud people, dry texting, feeling like I have to carry every conversation, and those weird dating app interviews where it feels like I’m applying for a job instead of meeting someone.

If you’re the type that likes shy healthcare girls that accidentally become attached after you tell them to go to sleep on time then hi.

I work in healthcare and I think it permanently messed up my brain a little because even off work I’m still in “monitor everything” mode. Like I don’t know how to shut my brain off anymore. I overthink literally everything and act independent until suddenly I’m attached and wanting attention every 5 seconds.

I’m pretty shy at first but as a little I’m actually really affectionate and clingy once I trust someone. I like praise probably more than I should. Check ins. Being told to eat or sleep because I WILL forget. Quiet attention. Teasing. Someone noticing I’m overwhelmed before I admit it because half the time I don’t even realize how bad I am until I crash.

I can get bratty/stubborn but honestly it’s usually because I’m stressed or spiraling and need grounding. I like feeling safe enough to turn my brain off for once. I want someone where I don’t have to constantly be “on” around them.

Physically I’m petite, long brown hair, brown eyes, usually wearing oversized hoodies looking tired.

More cozy sleepy little than hyper energetic little. I’m the type that would curl up against you after a bad shift and probably get emotionally attached because you told me to drink water.

As for what I like in a mommy… emotionally mature, patient, affectionate, protective. I definitely like women who are naturally more dominant/take charge without making it weird immediately. If you’re teasing or a little bossy, if you can handle healthcare burnout and me randomly going nonverbal when overwhelmed.

Not really looking to rush into anything. I want actual connection first. Comfort. Trust. Someone consistent.

Also apparently I have a thing for older blonde women so do with that information what you will. Age wise 32-55.