u/UpstairsGirlfriend

Plus-size single mom going through a divorce, professional collector of hobbies, emotionally devastating books, and things I absolutely didn’t need from the thrift store.
I’m a crafter, tarot enthusiast, Renaissance Faire addict, and completely obsessed with Fallout—both the games and the show. If you quote Vault-Tec propaganda, debate the best companion, or think wandering the wasteland is peak entertainment, we’re probably already getting along.
Most days you’ll find me junk journaling, hunting for weird little treasures, collecting witchy things, or getting way too attached to fictional characters. I’m mostly a homebody, but I’ll happily leave the house for concerts, Renaissance Faires, movies, a good bookstore, or wandering a metaphysical shop for far longer than any reasonable person should.
I’d love to find someone who can match my energy, make me laugh until my stomach hurts, flirt a little, and absolutely rock my world. Bonus points if you’re down for sharing random thoughts throughout the day, sending me memes, or getting excited over the dumb little things that make life fun.
If you’re kind, a little nerdy, enjoy genuine conversation, and don’t mind a woman who’s equal parts cozy and chaotic… come say hi. Worst case, we swap Fallout opinions and thrift store finds.

First time trying this so here we go

About me:

-almost 36
-short and plus sized
-willing to try anything once hence why I am here I guess
-open book, no question is too much
-needing discreet, going through divorce

What I am looking for is a friend with benefits, emphasis on the friend. Let’s share memes, talk about our hyperfixations, grab food, binge a show, and occasionally make questionable decisions together. Open to anyone. Looking for consistency, communication, and good vibes—not just a late-night text. 😉

I will be honest, I haven’t slept with a man in 15 years (was married to a woman) so I will be picky if you message me, I am sorry but that’s just me being transparent.

Figured I’d try this so here we go

About me:

-almost 36
-short and plus sized
-willing to try anything once hence why I am here I guess
-open book, no question is too much
-needing discreet, going through divorce

What I am looking for is a friend with benefits, emphasis on the friend. Let’s share memes, talk about our hyperfixations, grab food, binge a show, and occasionally make questionable decisions together. Open to anyone. Looking for consistency, communication, and good vibes—not just a late-night text. 😉

I will be honest, I haven’t slept with a man in 15 years so I will be picky if you message me who I respond to, I am sorry but that’s just me being transparent.