u/Vegetable-Tension-42

Hey you. Gonna try something shorter since the long post yields mostly bullshit as well. Here I go.

About me: dog mom, witty, overeducated, curvy, compassionate, looking for a connection that is genuine, exciting, dare I say loving, and exists in this alternate Reddit universe somewhat removed from real life.

Things I want: a man with high EQ and IQ, who is funny, kind, and also wants a real connection with low stakes. I love body hair, facial hair, and wit. Also curls, coherent writing, and effortless conversation that flows.

If you can make me laugh, I’ll like you. I’ll try to do the same. We can figure out the rest together when we chat.

Please be 35+ unless you look like Kyle Gallner in Strange Darling

*notabot guys

Hey you. I think I’m the only (real) woman to make a post here and am therefore slightly insane, but here I am.

Some things about me: no human kids but my dog and I both have the same autoimmune disease because she’s my bio baby. I love Tiny Desk Concerts, read a lot, and have a love/hate relationship with my job. Once, LL Cool J looked me up and down outside a bodega and smiled. I believe that if “film”’is a hobby then so is tv. I’ve interviewed a serial killer. Proud owner of two large dimples and a millennial side part. 5’3 3/4, conventionally attractive, not thin, a little thick, curvy everywhere (if this doesn’t excite you, don’t message. Not looking to be tolerated).

Things I value: high emotional intelligence, body hair, facial hair, wit, curls, kindness, openness, passion, creativity, caring about more than money, messages with some effort and humor that weren’t seemingly written by AI

Looking for a guy in a similar sitch, which is a little bored and maybe lonely but not looking for anything life changing. The fun is in going with the flow, so let’s have an organic convo and get to know each other. Maybe build something together?

Come say (more than just) hi :)

Please be 35+ unless you look like Paul Newman in Cool Hand Luke

*notabot promise