u/VibeHumper

I don’t mean to be rude but…

You walk like a man. Okay. Okay. You walk like a they. Not man, not woman, just a defensive human blob.

I get it.

Society tells us if something we don’t like happens, If a smelly homeless guy or some other strange man gropes us, pulls us into an alley, shoves his cock into us without us ever knowing his name(or recent test results), that we asked for it.

Sure, it’s fun in fantasy, isn’t it Sluts? You can beg for strange dick online, “ Fuck, I need a guy to do this to me.” While safely tucked into bed. In reality? Who wants to get knocked up and spend 18+ years caring for homeless guys baby?? Anyone? Please, don’t be shy. Tell the class about your single mother by rape kink, and, what you’re doing to make your dreams come true…

So we agree, the stakes are high.

Fuck them💕

Walk like a woman who knows her pussy is a pleasure cruise. You have that extra tight, super sucker, death grip soul snatcher 3000 between your legs. Walk like a woman proud of her tits. Your nipples are candy, and everyone wants a chance to lick and bite. Sway your hips like you’re a daughter of Aphrodite, make Mommy proud. You are a lady, soft, sweet, and gracious. Smile at strangers who stare. Have some fucking pride in that sexy body. Bite anyone who touches without permission. No, seriously, like a sexy feral raccoon.

and… quiet as it kept… men don’t really like a bitch whose already broken in. They like the challenge of turning that confidence into fierce devotion.

So hits the streets, or the treadmill, but head up. tits displayed proudly, hips swinging, and see who has what it takes to tame you.

Mistress Vee 💋

Hot Girl Walk Spotify Playlist

🎀Good Morning Dolls🎀

No matter how much he insists on heels and perfection, I can almost guarantee you…

Your dream man wants nothing more than to wake up on a Sunday morning and see you…

In two messy pig-tails/space buns, a faded 3 wolves howling t-shirt that you stole from your dad, and eating a giant bowl of cereal. All while deeply invested in some vintage Saturday morning cartoons. (I highly recommend: X-Men, Gargoyles, Captain Planet, & Batman Returns)

Men want silly.

Men want playful, expressive, sexy, mischief. Men would pay a mortgage to have Harley Quinn as their full time fuck-toy. They go crazy for some messy eye-liner.

Ultra refined beauty is intimidating, it makes them feel they MUST be big, strong, virile, and aggressively dominant, 24/7…. exhausting.

Silly invites them to be weird and strange and fun. It invites participation, not performance anxiety. Your lack of self-consciousness frees him, and that babes is a gift 🎁 he is not entitled to it.

So be silly sometimes.

Not safely polite

Not necessarily stable

but ridiculous, human, alive, emotional, spontaneous, sexually expressive.

I guarantee you, this is the girl he looking for under the bimbo.

- Mistress Vee💋

🎀Good Morning Dolls🎀

In a perfect world we would just be pretty, and patient, and our dream man will find us, approach us, and whisk us away for the best sex, and pizza, of our lives.

For better or worse, this simply is not the case. Most Dominants may approach you, platonically, but expect you to use your big girl words if you want more.

In the wild the chances are even less that he will approach. Men deeply fear public rejection or humiliation. That is why in fantasy they are “unrejectable”. Plus, how many stories have you heard of men, YEARS later saying, “She was flirting with me!?😧”

Helpless 🤭

So, occasionally, you must be both, the huntress & the bait.

I fumbled today in my hunt ladies😔

He was at the market, all 5’11 inches and 250+ pounds of him🥵 He was a big boy. Just my type😍
I passed him, and visions of snuggling that plump belly danced in my head. I saw him again at the exit, scrolling through the Pokémon card/merch vending machine. Fuck🫠 . I could see it, I could feel it. Me, in a Gorean Kajira costume, face down and ass up, his belly bouncy against my ass with every thrust.

My eyes followed him in the parking lot to his car, mouth and pussy watering. Then I got in the car with my friends and went home.

We miss 100% of the shots we don’t take.

Learn from me Dolls, if you see something you like, take the shot 🏹🏹 The worst he can say to your thirsty, kinky, bimbo-self, is ‘No’.

- Mistress Vee💋

🎀Good Morning Dolls🎀

surrender, submission, “slutty” behavior, erotic abandon. All can be hard, especially for thoughtful, self-monitoring, hyperaware girlies. It isn’t about becoming “dumb” and you can’t hypno your way fully into it, you’ve tried. It’s about your mind finally becoming quiet enough to fully sink into your body. Hypno and gooning are aids.

There’s something incredibly intimate about being with a dominant whose presence makes the constant internal monologues go away,

the self-consciousness

the performance

the fear

the social rules

the shame

the overthinking…

It reaches where recreational hypnosis from a stranger cannot, and instead it’s replaced with:

“ I want this. I trust you. I feel good. I feel safe.

I’m allowed to enjoy myself.

I’m allowed to be needy, horny, “slutty” “

That can feel akin to spiritual ecstasy for us who live in our heads.

Online it’s flattened into “be dumb” and that’s great for a goon sesh, these men are excellent dispensers for that. But, as an educator, it is my greatest hope you will live the slutty life you deserve☺️ Here’s what to look for:

If you are “dumb” then he must be attentive.

Any Dom will be honored to accept the responsibility that comes with being trusted as a safe space for you to fully embrace, explore and express your sexuality. They understand that sexual vulnerability is a gift, not an entitlement or just proof of their power.

They crave your true sexual abandon to the experience, not just submission theatre, and they know the difference.

They want access to that juicy, sensitive, devoted, whimpering little slut inside of you. They will use consistency, care, patience, and emotional accountability, to get her to come out and play.

Many fake doms want emotional vending machines for validation, sex, or control and they’ll call that submission. Ladies, please use these men as the goon fuel they are and block when it’s no longer fun. They’d clearly do the same to you.

The right ones will make you crave being by their side because it actually feels good being with them. Be it as a thoughtful overthinker who plans fun date nights, or, a silly little bimbo, who loves going dumb bouncing on his dick.

- Mistress Vee 💋

🎀 Good Morning my beautiful Barbies🎀

I am beyond excited for today’s lesson! It has taken me ages to go through, compile, and refine my notes. You are welcome for this bit of alchemy on my part😌

Today we are going to be talking about if you, my pretties, can offer quality service to quality men. I have spoken to several friends working in the adult arts and distilled it down to, what I believe, a very workable formula.

Quality Experiences

Firstly? Who is a Premium Partner?
That’s simple.

We Barbies are such dumb sluts aren’t we?

No need to be ashamed.

You are a stupid, vapid, brainwashed and braindead, bimbo fuck toy. That’s what you rub your little goon button to isn’t it?

Useless. You don’t fight, you don’t build, you don’t govern, and you’re too cock drunk to even entertain, let alone host, the creativity needed to invent something. We need someone to take care of us.

Enter, Premium Partners, these are the men who protect, build, lead and think. The antidote and natural counterpart to our utter uselessness, because he is, useful that is.

The Premium Man knows his purpose, and yours too. You, are a pretty perfectly polished doll, his doll. He wants to take excellent care of you so you never have to worry about silly things like work or money. But mature masculines have expectations, can you meet them?:

What Premium Partners Want -

They are companionship focused, not service focused. He can get a half-assed blow job from any disposable hole. What they want is:

A) Stress Free Escape
Somewhere they can “clock-out”, relax, and just be present. Your energy should be calm, grounded, elegant, but playful.

B) Playful Light Fun
They want to feel youthful and carefree. Notice their obsession with Gen-Z sluts? Those girls could lie back, spread their legs, and point, and the old men would fight each other in streets for the chance.

C) Mutual Desire
They want to feel genuinely desired based off intimacy and bonding. You can find examples here in my, How to Greet Him & Service List posts.

The “Sex” Should be Unforgettable -

A) Be Very Good at Cock Worship
That half-assed BJ or just sitting with your mouth open like a baby bird? Not going to work. He is important, people at his job depend on him. He wants to relax and have his dick sucked, like you mean it, not like it’s a chore you want to be finished with. Tips in Pleasure of Cock Worship post

B) Be Enthusiastic & Energetic During Sex
You don’t have to be the energizer bunny, calm down, and don’t skip your meds. Just act like you want to be there. It’s not a CNC scene (unless negotiated). No porn star moaning needed. Melt, grip his shoulders, squeeze your thighs around him when he hits that good spot. You know, like you want to fuck him.

C) Give Great Back rubs/Massage
Good, sensual, oily, easy to learn fun. You don’t need to study in the Swiss Alps or the Jungles of Bali, just youtube and confidence, Loves. I would add lingam massage to this as well.

D) Do Small Intimate Things to Make His Fantasy Feel Real

I know this part is scary, but you must talk to him. You are doing both of you a disservice by playing the shy slut who just wants things done to her. ASK. Get picture reference whenever possible.
What kind of lingerie/ costumes do you like?
Favorite Positions?
Do you like your balls worshipped or are you ticklish?
Cosplay? Roleplay?

Learn from your partners. Dates 👏Are 👏Research👏

What was it about me that made you first reach out?

When did I go from potential, to someone you knew you wanted?

What are you enjoying most about our time together?

Is there anything thing you’ve wanted to experience but haven’t?

You’ll notice repeat desires, words, and phrases. This is insight into your market strengths Babes.
Client > Insights > Improved Experience > Stronger Loyalty > More Money/Gifts/Devotion, whatever you like.

The Date Doesn’t End When You Leave.
Seduction is a fire that glows, or rages, but should never be extinguished.

You want this to be fun and easy, you should live just in the back of his mind. He looks forward to your messages, but doesn’t feel pressure to respond. He rubs his neck after a stressful day, and suddenly smells your perfume. That’s where you live.

Follow up & Reach out (Check-ins, new toy updates, lingerie selfies)

All right my Darlings. I hope you found this informative and will put it to good use. Until our next lecture, (Earning His Respect & Why it Matters.) Have a wonderful day💕

Mistress Vee💋

⭐️Remember It should be:

🎀Cute, or sexy, and make you feel pretty🎀

💦Easy to pull to the side💦

🎬 That’s it!

Personally, i’m thinking a skimpy cow print for my big udders this year☺️ I have a lot of kinky pool parties to attend and I love the idea of an accidental nip slip.