u/Wastepipeclair

The biggest dick I’ve had

I’m still in shock and there’s no one I can share this to so here I go

So last week I went on a date with a cute guy. He's tall, smart, has a great career, the one they call total package and he knows it. Kinda unfair if you ask me. What doesn’t this guy have? Well I got to find out for myself, where the cockiness also came from.

This guy had the biggest dick I’ve ever seen with my own eyes. I gasped when in my head I saw the print in his boxers, but I was even more shocked when I held it with my hand. I'm half asian so I kinda have a small pair of hands but, damn it's as big as my arm and I could barely fully hold it.

My mouth was too small for it either. it was taking the whole space. I usually love to swirl my tongue around while sucking it but this time I just couldn’t do it. On top of that, he was kinda rough.

He fucked the shit out of me, and talked me through it. At first I really didn’t think it’d fit in. We tried a first time, slowly and it really hurt. So he ate me, he was good at that too, and then we tried it again and it fit. My pussy was so stretched, and I just knew he loved it.

He kept calling me a good girl, saying how he can use me however he pleases, how i’m his little toy, and said he could feel his dick stretching me. Sigh, he was right about everything, and I was just moaning along, it felt so good.

This guy is a real freak, and i’m scared he’ll turn me into a freak too, a size freak.

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u/Wastepipeclair — 5 days ago

The biggest dick I’ve had

I’m still in shock and there’s no one I can share this to so here I go

So last week I went on a date with a cute guy. He's tall, smart, has a great career, the one they call total package and he knows it. Kinda unfair if you ask me. What doesn’t this guy have? Well I got to find out for myself, where the cockiness also came from.

This guy had the biggest dick I’ve ever seen with my own eyes. I gasped when in my head I saw the print in his boxers, but I was even more shocked when I held it with my hand. I'm half asian so I kinda have a small pair of hands but, damn it's as big as my arm and I could barely fully hold it.

My mouth was too small for it either. it was taking the whole space. I usually love to swirl my tongue around while sucking it but this time I just couldn’t do it. On top of that, he was kinda rough.

He fucked the shit out of me, and talked me through it. At first I really didn’t think it’d fit in. We tried a first time, slowly and it really hurt. So he ate me, he was good at that too, and then we tried it again and it fit. My pussy was so stretched, and I just knew he loved it.

He kept calling me a good girl, saying how he can use me however he pleases, how i’m his little toy, and said he could feel his dick stretching me. Sigh, he was right about everything, and I was just moaning along, it felt so good.

This guy is a real freak, and i’m scared he’ll turn me into a freak too, a size freak.

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u/Wastepipeclair — 5 days ago

I came from grinding on him at a bar and he didn't even know

This happened a few years ago when I was still in college. I went out with a group of friends to this bar we used to go to almost every weekend. I was wearing this little black mini skirt and a white tank top, no bra, just feeling myself and needing a night out after a rough week.

There was this guy there I had met maybe once or twice. He was a friend of someone in our group, and honestly, I wasn’t planning anything with him. But when the music started hitting and we ended up dancing together, things changed real fast.

He was so confident but not in a cocky way. His hands were on my waist, guiding me as we danced, and the way he whispered in my ear made my whole body react. I don’t know what came over me, but I grinded on him like we were alone. His thigh pressed between my legs and every slow movement had me clenching harder.

My clit was throbbing and I kept moving, biting my lip, letting the music carry us. It felt like my body was on fire. I squeezed my thighs just right and suddenly it happened. I came. Right there. In the middle of the dance floor. No one around us knew, not even him.

I didn’t say anything. Just smiled, whispered something flirty, and walked off to the bathroom to catch my breath and clean myself up.

Looking back, I don’t even remember his name. But I remember exactly how that felt. The build-up, the risk, the thrill.

I miss that.

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u/Wastepipeclair — 11 days ago

22F We were just talking about Reddit... then he bent me over his kitchen counter

I matched with this guy online, not really my usual type, but he was surprisingly funny. We started chatting about random stuff, then somehow ended up talking about Reddit. I mentioned I liked reading spicy confession threads and he raised an eyebrow like, “You really get turned on by that stuff?”

Fast forward a few nights later, I came over for dinner. He cooked, I brought wine. While we were just hanging out in the kitchen, he brought it up again said I looked too innocent to be into that kind of thing.

I challenged him to prove me wrong.

He pulled out his phone and started reading one of the filthiest confessions out loud something about a girl getting taken in her friend’s laundry room by an older guy. The more he read, the more I felt myself clenching my thighs. He noticed. Smirked. Put his phone down and stepped closer.

“You’re really into this, huh?”

He didn’t wait for a reply. He grabbed my hips and pressed me against the counter. One hand slid up my thigh, the other tangled in my hair as he kissed me like he’d been waiting for it all night.

I was soaked.

He bent me over right then and there, pulled my panties to the side, and slid in from behind. It was slow and deep at first, but he knew exactly how to ruin me. My moans were muffled by my own arm, trying not to be too loud while he destroyed me on his kitchen counter.

I came so hard my legs were shaking. He picked me up and carried me to the couch after like it was nothing.

We never even finished dinner.

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u/Wastepipeclair — 14 days ago

22F condition before the second date

So I had been craving for seafood (again), like the kind where you get messy and don’t even care, so yeah, there’s this place I’d been wanting to try since like forever. They have these crabs and corn in a bucket and really wanted to try that.

If you saw my last post, yeah it’s the same guy, the one I met through a friend and took up as a challenge, the condition was I’ll give him a BJ, if I like it I’ll go on a date with him. I ended up texting him like “you owe me an actual date this time, but it’s my treat” sent him the of the restaurant's name that I wanted to try, and he just texted me with one word “sure”, I ignored it and got ready, I was wearing this navy blue mini dress that I got from a thrift shop and then I received a text from him again saying “only if I get my turn first” then I replied “sure”.

I honestly didn’t think too much of it at the time I mean, I knew what he meant but I didn’t think about it plus I was too busy picking up the right shoes to wear.

When he got to my place, everything felt normal at first, he just walked in, asked if I’m ready, looked at me for a second and smiled.

As soon as the door closed, he just lifted me up, removed my panties and ate me. I grabbed onto his hair and held on tight. I knew he was kinda strong from his build but not that strong. He had me up against the wall for like a solid 10 minutes (I knew exactly the time because I timed it lol) And I was just thinking, okay, so this is what he meant by “his turn”. He wasn’t shy about it either, completely different from the first time we met.

So yeah, I had to keep adjusting my grip on him because I wasn’t really enjoying it (yet) my arms were about to give out, and my hips started hurting with the way he was holding me, I told him to put me down but he just adjusted the way he carried me, put both my legs on his shoulders and ate me out, he’s really good at it, I can’t even explain what he does with his tongue, sometimes he puts it inside and does this like “come here” gesture you people do but with his tongue (I don’t really know how to describe it properly) I got so turned on, I gripped his hair tighter and pulled him in deeper, he lets go of my other leg and started fingering, not that in and out motion, he was moving it while inside me and it felt so good, then it happened, I showered his face, like I can’t even stop it, I was so ashamed but I was soo horny that I just kept gripping his hair, until I came. I was so out of breath after that, I wasn’t even craving seafood anymore. I just wanted to stay in bed and eat snacks or whatever. He carried me to the bed and just gave me this smirk like he knew exactly what he just did, didn’t even say a word. I just stared at him for a second and like “are we seriously still going out after that?”

He sat down next to me like everything was completely normal, scrolling through his phone, then pulled up the restaurant I wanted to try and asked what I still wanted to order. We ended up having our date in my room

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u/Wastepipeclair — 15 days ago

So my friend and I decided to have a little fun because of a dare we had and got though a massive collection of toys I've been hoarding, I brought over almost a small duffel bag with every size and forms imaginable, from the standard one to the ones that look like they belong in a sci fi movie (his words). We arranged them from smallest to the biggest and weirdest lol. Some of them I haven't tested yet, but that time I was convinced I have to try them with the help of my friend.

So, we spent hours trying to fit them all inside my but, its weird being stretched out like that and it kinda hurt but I loved it. He started with the small ones, but he eventually skipped to the medium ones because he know I'm loving it. It really turned me on seeing him choosing and putting toys inside me one by one while I was fingering myself. I knew he was turned on too because I can see his massive boner. Then he made me sit on a toy that was a bit huge for me, I touched his boner and sucked it, he bent me over and fucked me with that weird green toy, I didn't stop myself from moaning, and my hips started to move on their own, it was really hot for me, after a while he decided it was his turn, his cock went in so easily lol, but after like 30 seconds of fucking me, he came.. I can feel the warmth inside me. Since then, we'd hang out and play with my toys, and ofc I'll let him have his turn.

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u/Wastepipeclair — 17 days ago

22F I sucked his dick before even starting the actual date

The date was planned a long time ago but we didn’t have the time, and that night was the night. It was a friend of a friend, already met him twice, he’s cool and cute, a bit on the heavy side and I kinda liked him but I had a feeling he’s not into Asian girls plus my friend told me so, so I took that as a challenge, kinda lol. I decided to give him a BJ before the date, so I texted him while he was on his way to pick me up that I have a condition before the date even begins, “I’m going to suck your dick first, if I don’t like it, the date is off. Fast forward, he’s at my place, I didn’t even kiss him, I let him sit down on my bed, took off his pants and was a bit surprised he was already hard. I sucked him, played and licked his balls, there were a lot of spit bubbles lol, it was running down his thighs, I didn’t let him go as he was about to cum, I shoved his dick down my throat, he was so loud lol, I just love it. There’s just something about hot cum hitting the back of my throat and seeing the guy’s reaction. He lasted less than 3 minutes I guess, I loved it so the date went on.

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u/Wastepipeclair — 18 days ago

So life’s been so tiring lately and I really feel like I needed a massage. There’s this place my office mate recommended, not too far from the office, she told me it’s exactly what I need, so I figured why not.

I got inside it looked pretty normal place. The front desk asked me if I wanted a male therapist, and I immediately said no because I already knew my back wouldn’t handle that lol.

So I got a female therapist. She was Asian, and I’m half Asian too, so I felt a little more comfortable right away.

She led me to the room, and I noticed she's a little bit touchy, like holding my hand the whole way, she told me to take off my clothes, she pointed out the clothes on the bed side with the towels, and as she was about to go out she slightly tapped my butt, I just laughed it off and didn’t think of it too much and just thought my booty was kinda irresistable.

So yeah, I got changed with the clothes they laid out and waited.

When she came back in, she started rubbing oil on my back, it smells really good and relaxing, she started the massage. And I'm ngl, it felt really good, like I could feel the stress leaving my body.

But then when she started massaging my butt and thighs I started noticing she was lingering a bit too much around my butt and in between my thighs, at first I brushed it off, like maybe it’s just part of the technique or whatever and it also felt really good. Except it kept happening. Her hands got in between my thighs again and kept touching my pussy. It felt more intentional than accidental, but also I didn’t stop her. She told me to turn over and I did, she massaged my legs, and then grabbed my pussy again, and to be honest it was making me kinda horny in a weird way, and I think I even let out a little moan lol. She then asked me if I liked it (I obviously did because I think I was getting wet down there) I just said “mm-hmm” she gestures this like asking for money lol, so I just grabbed a few bills and gave it to her, then she just tucked it inside her boobies and continued massaging my boobies, her other hand was rubbing my clit, she slipped her fingers (I think she used two fingers) and started sucking my nipples. I was really surprised what technique she’s using it felt fucking good, she made me cum so fast and she just gestured to keep my voice down because I guess I was really moaning loud haha. She just kept going until my time was up. I came 3 times I think, I never felt so satisfied in my life for a long time.

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u/Wastepipeclair — 21 days ago

Me 22F and my office friend got invited to this party. I said yeah whatever, I don't get out much these days so why not right?

I put on this dress and got picked up by her. When we got to this party, she disappears into the crowd and now I'm left out of place, I didn't know anyone there

After some time, this guy approached me, handed me a drink and started talking to me. He was kinda cute and flirty. While we were talking I noticed there was a plate with cookies. I was too shy to get them so I asked if he could get me one. He said yeah, he just walked over and got me one. I was actually so happy this guy just got me a cookie, I wanted to keep talking to him.

He asked if I wanted to leave and hang out. I was sooo happy to get out of there.

We got into his car smoked for a bit, we started making out. I asked if he wanted his cock sucked. He said yes. He literally carried me into the back seat.

I sucked his cock balls deep in the back seat. I made sure it hit the back of my throat. I wanted him to feel everything, I licked his balls while his cock was deep in my throat I want him to take full advantage of my mouth. I was so happy with him giving me a cookie. He came in my mouth and I couldn't swallow it all because he kept pulling my head off his cock , so I dropped some of his load on his seat. I said sorry and he said not to worry.

He dropped me off home, we exchanged numbers and I don't regret any of it.

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u/Wastepipeclair — 22 days ago

I dont normally come out and confess to things like this because maybe some of my coworkers are on reddit and they might read this lol, but I just loved how people reacted to my confessions and I love to share how much of a slut I am haha.

Now, my coworker, his in his fourties, said he was divorced and he's also the biggest in the workplace. We've been working together for a couple of months now. We rarely work in the same schedule but whenever were on the same shift, he's on full flirting mode but in a funny way. Sometimes he jokes about my ass, he's saying how irresistible it is, and me? I don't back out lol. I sometimes challenge him to spank it but he doesn't haha.

So we both got the midnight shift and it was pretty quiet, we were not allowed to use our phones even if it's a slow shift so I got bored and I initiated the flirting this time, I even held his hand and let him touch my ass, it became kinda awkward, I was legit thinking I went too far. We ended up locking eyes, he kissed me, I kissed him back ofc. While we were kissing, he grabbed my boobs, he said he wasn't really a booty guy but more of a boob guy.. He was kissing my neck and I was grabbing his cock, (he was so hard, like really hard) I told him to sit on the table, got on my knees, and started sucking him. He used his belt and wrapped it around my neck, he used it like a colar on me while shoving his dick down my throat, he didn't even care that I was kinda gagging, after a few seconds he shoved it really hard, pushed me down and came down my throat (it was a lot of cum like he haven't cum in a long time), I was drowning with his cum and legit some of it came out of my nose. I was kinda mad but I loved it and I felt proud of myself. He helped clean up then we got back to working. I was so horny the whole time because I didn't have the chance to finish. I really wanna fuck him now

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u/Wastepipeclair — 26 days ago