u/WepaPeppaSteppaa

IM NOT CRAZY THIS IS VALID SHUT UP

She would find me after shooting me through the head. I’d be barely alive but that doesn’t matter to her. All I am is prey. She’d take off my clothes with a sinister smile on her face. Then she’d look down on me and laugh, she enjoyed the helplessness of her victims. Slowly, Widow would take off her clothes and toss them to the side of my room. My family was on vacation so they wouldn’t notice, I only came home to feed my pets. She grabs my dick and starts aggressively stroking until she can’t help it anymore and starts bouncing on it. I’m too tired to think of anymore so the end,

She’s sooooooo hot and I respect the fuck outta her I know she’d look down on me for it but I’d let her use me like a toy GOD DAMN she’s so fine tie me up and torture me mommy Freja PLEASEEEEE

Artist: @Woomy1Ø1Ø on X

I mean the beach is cool and all but I was just starting to play Freja and I’m addicted it’s like giving someone with a family history of addiction a sprinkle of coke just to “try” it only to take it away after they’re just getting reliant on it

Thought randomly crossed my mind cause we got all talon team all OW team all Asian team etc but we’re missing a ginger tank for a full ging squad. Moira Brig Torb Freja and just throw a tupee on Doom and we’re good

“Oh moons! I apologize that my suit is so pungent, there isn’t any deodorant on Mars!”

I COULD BE DONATING TO CHARITY BUT I BOUGHT A JUNO SKIN (I don’t regret it)

u/bmrtt say that again?

Highkey hate this shit I think it’s stupid in general but they’re scamming CHILDREN😭I’m getting second hand embarrassment from this grown lady telling him to add more and to decline when you know damn well she’s just selling the expensive shit. Genuinely copy and paste of Blizzard dropping a shitty low effort skin and people still pay for it then they ask for more AND PEOPLE STILL BUY IT. I’m sorry but maid Kiriko is NOT worth $35 but they’re gonna buy it anyway and next it’s gonna be $50🫩and there’s def kids out there asking for OW coins for their birthday just to be spent on a maid outfit

WE ALL do this right?

Why do I need a “degree” or an “education” to succeed in life? Go talk to a hundred doctors and I guarantee none of them are Grand Master in Overwatch😤why would I be a vet when I can spend my days studying the art of Support and the ways of the heal sluts before me🙏I’m gonna become a GM Juno and THAT will be my legacy my children🧘

Shit was actually a horror movie I saw the name and told him I was scared of him and he targeted me the whole time with his massive man boobs flopping in the wind AND WE LOST AND I RANKED DOWN😔

You’re seriously gonna tell me we’re getting a 5th hero ban slot🫩I hate bans so much and Sombras reputation has made her literally an auto ban. I’m okay at some heroes but Sombra is the only one where I’m genuinely really good with her. And banning Sombra is a SKILL ISSUE. Shes hands down one of the worst heroes in the game JUST GET BETTER IF YOU CANT STOP HER. I’m a support main and have never been bothered by her and people barely play her to begin with I can’t even play one of my mains in competitive WHAT IS THIS HELL WE’RE IN it was already hard enough to get a game without her banned with 4 slots BUT FIVE ARE WE KIDDING I THOUGHT THEY WANTED TO HELP SOMBRA AMD TJEY LITERALLY INCLUDED HER AS AN EXAMPLE IN THE BAN REWORK PICTURE YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

I’m guaranteed a Shion on my team every game and I pocket tf outta them as an excuse to follow her around and stare at her tight pistons. Then when she has her flirty voice lines with Domina right in front of me it feels like I’m getting hardcore cucked and it’s even better cause of how in character it is for both of them🥵 I’ll start of with Juno or Illari like normal then I’ll feel the sudden urge to switch to Mercy to be a proper pocket healer and shoot my piss beam at her (stones included)

*image has 0 correlation btw*

Truthfully I don’t know much about furries but as far as I know they’re just people who enjoy getting to look and act like animals. Shion is clearly modified to look human and I suppose it’s debatable if that was her choice but considering her current position of power she’d have full control of it now so I think it’s a choice. Isn’t that just the same as being a furry though? Just cosplaying a different species

I thought I could get to the mailbox first but they beat me there🫩🔫all I wanted was to add a little bit of flavor to my life but for some reason they thought the stickers were weird and that I have a “problem”. What’s so wrong with sexy OW men I don’t get it???? It’s just a game I enjoy, god forbid I wanna buy some stickers of characters🙄Gonna be living on the streets for awhile now but at least I’ll have something to goon to, also might start an onlyfans btw if anyone wants to be my paypig

Edit: this is a joke btw I didn’t get kicked out😭

I imagine myself attending Wuxing University. I’m not Chinese of course so I’d be a transfer student and would likely be in Wood College (foreshadowing) and I’d end up meeting Wuyang and we’d bond over us both not feeling like we’re good enough. We did get into the university we aimed for but Fire College is where all the greats go and we missed out on our lifelong dream. At first things would feel so great and we’d bond so quickly but everything would change once he starts cucking me with Juno. He’s known I’ve had a crush on Juno for so long and he still decided he needed that Martian Mussy, and that it was more of a priority than our blossoming friendship. Trying to be a good friend though I’d act like I’m happy for him and secretly go cry on a campus bench where nobody would see me. But one day while I’m doing my usual sobbing I suddenly get interrupted. “What are you doing???” I turn and see Anran in all her glory in front of me. If I wasn’t so sad I’d be salivating but all she does is remind of Wuyang and Juno so I can’t help but let more tears run down my face. “Why are you crying? Do you need help studying for an exam? I don’t know much about Wood College but I’m sure my brother could help you out?” I explain to her what happened and she looks at me with pity in her eyes. “You know you’ve always been so nice to Wuyang and I really appreciate that even if I haven’t voiced it to you” really? I ask and she responds “I’m sorry he did that to you despite all you’ve done, I’ll try to talk to him” and I immediately tell her no I don’t want to damage our friendship and I still care about him. “Okay well is there anything else I can do to make you feel better?” she asks while softly laying her hand on my crotch. “Umm Anran I don’t know if Wuyang would approve of this” I say while furiously blushing. “He’s not here is he? And he shouldn’t have taken Juno from you so as his big sister I need to make things right”. “O-okay” I stammer as she pulls off my shirt and pulls down my shorts just to see my disappointing cock. (Idk how to write at all especially sex scenes so pretend it happened already and was written masterfully) “oh my god Anran” I moan after we’re finished with aftercare “I never thought you’d do that with me but thank you so much you made me feel so much better” she’d give me one of her confident smirks and say “as long as you don’t tell Wuyang, we’re good, maybe we can even do this again to take some pressure off from studying” and I’d nod enthusiastically. Turns out when Anran orgasms she lets a little fire out so I admire my burnt up balls while reminiscing on what just happened🥰
The End.

WE NEEEEED THIS. AND I DONT MEAN JUST SKINS I MEAN A HERO WHO IS GENUINELY ALT. Unless I’m forgetting someone I really can’t think of any heroes that are. I’m really not very alt but most people I know consider me it and I’d instantly main anyone that dressed even slightly like my style🙏

Edit: I forgot punk is alt ngl so there is actually a couple of them. Also the image is pretty stereotypical slop so it isn’t exactly what I want btw just picked it cause JUNO

Individually I have no problem with any of those 3 but holy fuck is it awful being chased my Mauga into an ice wall covered in turrets just to get frozen and burnt simultaneously and die