u/Wild_Guidance4487

Hi everyone

This is a story about a female friend I have called Elly (not real name). I have shared stories about her in the past but that was on my old reddit account.

For context she is 29. About 5 foot 8 and blonde. Very curvy and a fantastic ass.

She's a naturally very attractive woman and has always been gassy since we've been friends (about 9 years now).

I have a few stories on my old account that I will try and get back but I'll start by telling a story that happened just a couple nights back.

We'd been out for tea and she had a jacket potato with beans...as I mentioned she is always gassy so beans are the worst (or best lol) food for her.

After we'd eaten she came back to my flat and asked if she could have a lie down on the bed.

I said yes and actually joined her on the bed too.

She got under the covers and we were just talking about random shit.

After a couple minutes she was talking then stopped and went "I'm gonna fart". I love it when she announces it so I was excited. She let out a pretty nice sounding bassy fart and started laughing. I laughed too but mainly to add my arousal hahaha.

We carried on talking and then she announced she had to fart again. Over the course of the next 30 mins or so she must have farted every 5 minutes or so.

My heart was racing while I was tryna concentrate on just holding a conversation hahah.

She made a comment that it was the beans that had got her that way.

After a while she said she had to leave as was in work the next day.

As soon as she lifted the covers the smell of her bean farts hit me straight away.

I actually involuntary reacted to it and Elly started laughing and apologising for the smell.

She nipped into the bathroom for a pee then came out and as she was stood at the end of my bed she scrunched her face a little and let out 3 bassy farts after another before doing a little sigh of relief.

I gave her a hug goodbye (while tryna hide my boner hahaha) and she left.

After she'd gone I lay down on the bed and there was still a smell permeating so I had no option but to "de-stress" lol. It was pretty intense haha.

Hopefully I'll have more experiences and I'll see if I can find my old stories about her as I have quite a few hot experiences

This is a story about my own farts and I'm a male so if you're not into that I'm letting yous know now :)

The other night I made some kimchi pancakes for tea that gave me absolutely horrendous gas. It didn't actually start till the next morning when I was lying in bed and the farts were literally every couple minutes and were like 5 seconds in length.

The smell was insane as well - I'm not really into the smell of my own in that way, like my own farts have never really turned me on but I think I awakened something that night hahaha.

They continued throughout the day and when I was working (I wfh) I just kept blasting these bassy farts into my desk chair (I was wearing joggers if anyone is interested). Ofc I'd have a sniff of the chair occasionally as this was kinda doing things for me.

If ever I'd leave my desk for whatever reason as soon as I'd return I'd just get hit with the smell.

I ended up going my parents for tea that night and held my gas in and there was unbelievably still some in there.

When I got back that night I lay face first on the bed and just started blasting again. I actually lost count how many farts I'd done that day but it must have been in the 50s maybe even more!

I think my boxers are definitely ruined now haha

Hope yous all enjoyed reading