u/Wildrose-Witch

🎶here i go again, on my own🎶

I’m 40, I’m married, I live near Edmonton, AB. My marriage is gone to hell and my husband recently moved out of our bedroom. Although he would do very eagerly - and do it well - I cannot bring myself to allow him access to my body.

So here I am. I’m not looking for any sort of deep, meaningful relationship TBH. Just someone I share a mutual attraction to who is equally as sexually voracious as I am. I mean, here I am, in the sexual prime of my life, with a man I can’t stand to touch. The horror of horrors.

A little about me:

I’m 5’5, I have very long, dark hair and blue eyes. I am mid-sized, with really nice tits that fill out a handful well. I don’t have tattoos or piercings. I’m confident, intelligent, ambitious, outgoing, kind, and…obviously morally grey.

I’m attracted to men close to my age (35-45ish), and I will typically choose a partner slightly younger than older since I’m immature as fuck. I prefer a partner who can keep up. I am attracted to men who are reasonably fit and are well groomed. I am not into the wild beards or super long hair - sorry, it’s just not my thing. PLEASE, for the LOVE of all that is holy, be on the west side of N America, or be available at the same times I am.

Some of my favorite things involve football, hockey, concerts, the great outdoors, conversations about life, love, the universe. I don’t tend to watch much in the way of tv or movies - just not my thing. I would rather listen to music or read a book.

I’m not looking to be your pocket girlfriend. TBH I’m not even sure I’m going to limit myself to just one connection here. I legitimately want someone I enjoy spending time with and whom I also want to fuck. Period. This person should be available in nights and/or during the day to have some fun. During the early mornings, I’d love to have a partner I can share an app link with to start the day, if you know what I mean.

I’m not gonna be that woman who’s all like “omg you’re not spending enough time”. If you’re around cool. If not, there are plenty of other guys happy to hit that pulse button.

Sooo if you made it this far and think you might be game, give me the real reason you’re here - not the copy/pasta bullshit you have saved in hopes of convincing a bitch to catch feelings. Bonus points if you can name the song i quoted at the beginning of this post.

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Hi yall, Um, so this is a little awkward. I’m not really sure what I’m supposed to do here? I’ve been out of the game a really long time haha

My marriage is falling apart and I’m just no longer attracted to my husband. I can’t leave yet, but I’m not really cool with continuing to have my emotional and mental needs neglected until I’m in a place where I can do that. I kinda need to feel desired and have adult interaction and stuff. I guess that’s the shit that leads to affairs haha I need some sunshine and sparkles in my life.

So here I am, looking for a best friend whom I'm overcome with the desire to be fucked by.

I’d like to meet someone who’s kind of close to me, maybe within a timezone east or west. Close in age is important. I won’t entertain anyone below 35 or over 45, so please don’t bother.

I do require that any potential partner has their shit together, so to speak, and is familiar with the feel of grass (or snow). I like a man who keeps a clean appearance and makes an effort to take care of himself.

So I guess this is where I’m supposed to say some stuff about me?

I’m 40, I live in both the worst and best province in Canada - hate Alberta politics, love the skies, the mountains, the fields, the rivers, and honestly, most of the people are actually really fantastic.

I am a mom, and a dog mom.

I absolutely love music and clock like 70k minutes on Spotify each year. Concerts are my purest joy.

I'm in my -.- over the Oilers since they hired yet another dicknamed coach.

I gave up on the Elks during the Jaime Elizondo era and now I bleed blue and gold.

I am also a college student, so that’s fun.

I live for adventures and new experiences, they breathe life into my soul.

I am a spiritual person - not religious, per se. I’m a pagan, and I do quietly practice my faith.

Politically, I'm a dirty little centrist and I dance on that line like all the best Libertarians do.

I’m the kind of person that goes all in or all out. I love with my whole damn heart and soul, even to my own detriment. I’m kind, generous, intelligent, and ambitious. I’m also sassy, sometimes a little too honest, and I can be very stubborn. I like to look at the silver side up. I don’t let things keep me down for long. I want to be surrounded by things and people that light up my soul. That's why i stopped following the Elks 😂

I suppose the last thing worth mentioning is a description. I’m 5’6. I have very long, dark red hair and blue eyes. I’m mid-sized - so neither thin nor fat. If you’re looking for a model, I’m not it lol but neither am I dusting rolls with talc lol

Sooo i guess..if you made it this far, tell me one of your favorite things to do on a sunny Saturday afternoon, what your favorite concert ever was, why Bo Levi Mitchell is the greatest QB in modern CFL history, orrrrrr why you feel the Oilers have pissed away a generational talent. Or something else of your choice. Make it good 🤷‍♀️

I'm super sick of trying to connect with people who just don't fucking get the impacts of what we do.

I know, nurses arent supposed to fuck with the "four p's" but phuck it. Police, paramedics, physicians and phirefighters are the only ones who know what it's like to wash someone else's blood off your hands - literally. I work in a level 1 trauma center. You can Google it, but it won't help you understand the magnitude of what we see.

I'm 39, miserably married, with teenage kids at home. I work a wild number of hours - like my average week is 2.0 FTE (80 hours), and that led my husband to have an affair with the cute little apprentice at his blue collar job 🙄

We're supposed to be "working on it" but I seriously just can't even stomach him anymore, but I want to hold out til the youngest is done school in two years.

I'm looking for something that's going to mirror a real relationship. I'm pretty consistently available thanks to being relegated to desk duty for a bit, despite being at work basically constantly.

I'm 5'5, dark hair, blue eyes, thick, and i will confirm that the mean girl theory about nurses is 100% true so don't come looking to play games.

I am specifically looking to meet a first responder or military man. Be at least kinda fit, white, and age appropriate (35-43ish). Have the time, know how to hold a convo, and don't be mopey please

I'm working nights at the charge desk on a quiet unit for the next while so its a good time to get to know someone

K thanks ttys!