u/YaFaceGodammit

Ya boi is working the ✨️dayshift✨️ (i know, the HORROR). and i am a zombie. Please send your condolences in this trying time.

So, if anyone wants to have a chat, that would be amazing.

(Please don't all come crashing through my requests all at once. (jk, please do)

Please be 18+, preferably 21+. Or get bonked.

Please keep all toes socked. Or don't. It's not the law.

This has been me, you're reasonably friendly neighbourhood gremlin, YFG.

The long and short of it, I've found myself in a bit of lonely slump, and whilst I'm okay with being alone. It definitely has its downsides.

So, if you're looking for a friendship, with a touch of flirting and a dash of mild touch-starved obsession. You've come to the right place. You will receive plenty of compliments.

Whilst the NSFW tag is there, it's not essential. All I'm saying... is, I'm all for being teased 👀 lol.

The only rules are, is that you're 18+.

Some preferences of mine;

- Older (fight me)

- Alternative/goth/emo (I will be obsessed with u)

Anything else I really don't mind. Skin colour, ethnicity, religion. Etc etc. All fine. Also alternative timezones.

And lastly, I put in the same level of effort in responses so low level replies, get low level responses. I can only carry conversations for so long lol.

Apparently, there's a character count limit now, so here's a naughty little question/ice breaker;

What was something that turned you on that made you go "what the fuck is wrong with me?" For a split moment?

This has been me, ya boi. Signing out.

Ya boi is working the ✨️dayshift✨️ (i know, the HORROR). and i am a zombie. Please send your condolences in this trying time.

So, if anyone wants to have a chat, that would be amazing.

(Please don't all come crashing through my requests all at once. (jk, please do)

Please be 18+, preferably 21+. Or get bonked.

Please keep all toes socked. Or don't. It's not the law.

This has been me, you're reasonably friendly neighbourhood gremlin, YFG.

Ya boi is back to full-time nightshift gremlin. And I am in need of your assistance. Please offer your support in this trying time as I do this nightshift.

So, if anyone wants to have a chat, that would be amazing.

(Please don't all come crashing through my requests all at once. (jk, please do)

Please be 18+, preferably 21+. Or get bonked.

Please keep all toes socked. Or don't. It's not the law.

This has been me, you're reasonably friendly neighbourhood gremlin, YFG.