u/YakFeeling915

that’s right I said it, monogamy is stupid. men and women aren’t meant to be locked in for 100 years. Going back to the Stone Age, adults has been changing glances at the gym, or catching a flirtatious smile at the grocery store.

now we have the internet in our pocket. Don’t you want to be my flirty glance (at your phone). Smile when I call you hot? Tilt your phone down when I borderline sext you at the office?!

that’s right. it’s natural. I understand this post is a little all over the place but that’s how I feel. Pent up. wanting to flirt and smile and say borderline in appropriate things.

oh yeah; 6’1. Thick shoulder and chest. Body says he’s very active but loves ice cream. Dark hair, dark eyes. Dark beard (more of a 5 o’clock shadow).

tell me your favorite kind of porn to watch in your first message. Let’s cut the bull and break the ice.

You started this account innocently like any other social media account. You posted the typical pictures of your family vacations, birthdays, etc.

Then you started posting about helpful things you found in the community. Great sales going on, workout tips, cooking hacks, where you found this one dress that everyone loved… Your account picked up in popularity. Mostly women asking you to post more about great finds.

Then the bikini company contacted you about modeling some of their new suits. They promised to give you free product, and a small fee. You agreed with the approval of your husband. He had never had anything to be jealous about, “this is for moms“ you said.

that’s when everything changed. more and more men started to follow you. Commenting on how beautiful you were. A second bikini try on post, this time with a bigger fee prompted even more aggressive men. Comments were now DM’s, some with pictures, some from really attractive men.

At first you ignored it, but one night after an argument with your husband, you decided to read some messages. “Wow that guys sexy” you thought. The next guy sent you a naked pic, he was ripped and HUNG! Your panties got wet and you messaged him back… “Hi” you replied, your heart pumping... why cant you have some fun? Dave stormed out and was no doubt at the bar flirting with some cocktail girl…

This would be where we pick up. Reply with who I am? Do you know me? Am I younger? older? Women only please, 18+

Your husband doesn’t work, he’s a bum that you can’t afford to divorce. You have no sex life, he drinks constantly, and when he’s not drunk, he ignores you, more than likely womanizing when he’s out.

You’ve been cleaning rooms at this hospital for a couple of years. You show up to work after a particularly bad fight with your husband, nothing new, but for some reason you’re more mad this time. Angry. You’ve had enough.

An attractive man checks into the hotel. You peek at the computer and see that he is in the penthouse. You wait until the next morning to let him get settled. You head up to his room and unbutton the top button on your blouse.

You knock of the door. Your nipples are hard and your bra subtly peaks out from the top of your work top.

The tall handsome man answers the door in a robe, looks you up and down. You can already see the lust in his eyes. he smiles “can I help you?”

You started this account innocently like any other social media account. You posted the typical pictures of your family vacations, birthdays, etc.

Then you started posting about helpful things you found in the community. Great sales going on, workout tips, cooking hacks, where you found this one dress that everyone loved… Your account picked up in popularity. Mostly women asking you to post more about great finds.

Then the bikini company contacted you about modeling some of their new suits. They promised to give you free product, and a small fee. You agreed with the approval of your husband. He had never had anything to be jealous about, “this is for moms“ you said.

that’s when everything changed. more and more men started to follow you. Commenting on how beautiful you were. A second bikini try on post, this time with a bigger fee prompted even more aggressive men. Comments were now DM’s, some with pictures, some from really attractive men.

At first you ignored it, but one night after an argument with your husband, you decided to read some messages. “Wow that guys sexy” you thought. The next guy sent you a naked pic, he was ripped and HUNG! Your panties got wet and you messaged him back… “Hi” you replied, your heart pumping... why cant you have some fun? Dave stormed out and was no doubt at the bar flirting with some cocktail girl…

This would be where we pick up. Reply with who I am? Do you know me? Am I younger? older? Women only please, 18+

you’ve been working from home doing administrative duties for a local company. monotonous and boring you find you spend most of your days horny and bored, especially on the weeks your husband travels. 2 weeks of every month you had the house almost completely to yourself. Your known for years he wasn’t being faithful while he traveled And it occurred to you that you could he having some fun yourself.

you made a Tinder posting your slut pictures minus your face, of course. Your profile explained that you had quit your job to start only fans, and we’re looking for talent in the area to pop over And film. What you realize is how quickly this would take off. The money was better than your secretary job and your husband paid a little attention to finances and where the money was coming from.

Day after day, men would inconspicuously pull in to your garage, using the back alley and pop in through the back door of your house. The toe curling back arching sex that you had started to regularly have and film made business boom... Some men were so good you didn’t bother filming, it was just for your own pleasure.

id like it if you played a mid 40’s housewife. but who am I? A dad from the neighborhood? A younger stranger you swiped right on? In your first message; tell me who I am, I’ll play multiple characters, or the same - your call!

looking for someone to leave me roses by the stairs 🌹

anyway if you don’t understand that reference, let’s just move on (unless you’re hot, sup?)

anyway, 6’1 with manicured beard and a buzz cut. body says used to be swol, still pretttty active but will also meet you for pizza and beer, maybe a joint if you’re into that.

in my free time I like to cook, read, exercise, use power tools … normal stuff.

as for you? funny, sexy, smart - ya know so we have something in common 🤣 I think all sorts of women are beautiful, I don’t really have a types older, younger, curves, skinny - surprise me! I’m looking to chat, vent, flirt, maybe send a naughty text to now and again?

if you’ve read this far - tell me who your celeb crush is in your first message