u/Yes_Throw_Away

Hey Reddit,

Look, I get it. Trying to find a chat partner here is a bit like screaming into the void. Every time you post, you’re bombarded with a thousand low-effort messages consisting of nothing more than “hi” “hey” “wyd,” and similar non-starters. You probably also have to deal with a few creepy messages and, of course, the obligatory unsolicited weird dick pic.

And then when you finally scour that hellhole and find the one to three guys who might actually be worth chatting with, it turns out they either want to chat about something really specific or they’re functionally illiterate. They can’t string two sentences together and there’s constant typos, etc.

Responding to posts doesn’t seem much better, either. Maybe you have something specific on the mind (a memory? A RP? A kink? A question?) but none of the posts relate to your interest. Perhaps you find a post that sounds interesting and fun, but that well-written prompt turned out to be a ruse and the guy is, after all, also functionally illiterate.

Well, I’m here to solve this problem. What do you want to discuss? I’m down to talk about pretty much anything, so long as it’s legal and not extreme. Hopefully this post has proven to you that I am, in fact, fully literate and can write in complete sentences with actual thoughts. I’m quick to respond and will be around most of the day. I’d love to hear about what’s on your mind, and make this way, way easier for you. Really, as easy as it should be.

I’m Jake, 31, from the USA. Can’t wait to hear from you!

Hey Reddit,

Look, I get it. Trying to find a chat partner here is a bit like screaming into the void. Every time you post, you’re bombarded with a thousand low-effort messages consisting of nothing more than “hi” “hey” “wyd,” and similar non-starters. You probably also have to deal with a few creepy messages and, of course, the obligatory unsolicited weird dick pic.

And then when you finally scour that hellhole and find the one to three guys who might actually be worth chatting with, it turns out they either want to chat about something really specific or they’re functionally illiterate. They can’t string two sentences together and there’s constant typos, etc.

Responding to posts doesn’t seem much better, either. Maybe you have something specific on the mind (a memory? A RP? A kink? A question?) but none of the posts relate to your interest. Perhaps you find a post that sounds interesting and fun, but that well-written prompt turned out to be a ruse and the guy is, after all, also functionally illiterate.

Well, I’m here to solve this problem. What do you want to discuss? I’m down to talk about pretty much anything, so long as it’s legal and not extreme. Hopefully this post has proven to you that I am, in fact, fully literate and can write in complete sentences with actual thoughts. I’m quick to respond and will be around most of the day. I’d love to hear about what’s on your mind, and make this way, way easier for you. Really, as easy as it should be.

I’m Jake, 31, from the USA. Can’t wait to hear from you!

Hey Reddit,

Look, I get it. Trying to find a chat partner here is a bit like screaming into the void. Every time you post, you’re bombarded with a thousand low-effort messages consisting of nothing more than “hi” “hey” “wyd,” and similar non-starters. You probably also have to deal with a few creepy messages and, of course, the obligatory unsolicited weird dick pic.

And then when you finally scour that hellhole and find the one to three guys who might actually be worth chatting with, it turns out they either want to chat about something really specific or they’re functionally illiterate. They can’t string two sentences together and there’s constant typos, etc.

Responding to posts doesn’t seem much better, either. Maybe you have something specific on the mind (a memory? A RP? A kink? A question?) but none of the posts relate to your interest. Perhaps you find a post that sounds interesting and fun, but that well-written prompt turned out to be a ruse and the guy is, after all, also functionally illiterate.

Well, I’m here to solve this problem. What do you want to discuss? I’m down to talk about pretty much anything, so long as it’s legal and not extreme. Hopefully this post has proven to you that I am, in fact, fully literate and can write in complete sentences with actual thoughts. I’m quick to respond and will be around most of the day. I’d love to hear about what’s on your mind, and make this way, way easier for you. Really, as easy as it should be.

I’m Jake, 31, from the USA. Can’t wait to hear from you!

Hey Reddit,

Look, I get it. Trying to find a chat partner here is a bit like screaming into the void. Every time you post, you’re bombarded with a thousand low-effort messages consisting of nothing more than “hi” “hey” “wyd,” and similar non-starters. You probably also have to deal with a few creepy messages and, of course, the obligatory unsolicited weird dick pic.

And then when you finally scour that hellhole and find the one to three guys who might actually be worth chatting with, it turns out they either want to chat about something really specific or they’re functionally illiterate. They can’t string two sentences together and there’s constant typos, etc.

Responding to posts doesn’t seem much better, either. Maybe you have something specific on the mind (a memory? A RP? A kink? A question?) but none of the posts relate to your interest. Perhaps you find a post that sounds interesting and fun, but that well-written prompt turned out to be a ruse and the guy is, after all, also functionally illiterate.

Well, I’m here to solve this problem. What do you want to discuss? I’m down to talk about pretty much anything, so long as it’s legal and not extreme. Hopefully this post has proven to you that I am, in fact, fully literate and can write in complete sentences with actual thoughts. I’m quick to respond and will be around most of the day. I’d love to hear about what’s on your mind, and make this way, way easier for you. Really, as easy as it should be.

I’m Jake, 31, from the USA. Can’t wait to hear from you!