u/YourNextLine

I started playing this stupid game when it became free, and I left it after juno got added, because that is the cringiest-ass corny no backbone POS character. "Overwatch character"? I consider it an insult.

But being around submissive healer sluts who wave hello to you... it is not replicated in any other game. It's the only form of human interaction I might get in the nearest future.

Maybe I should relapse. Get my edgelord coat back on, grab the Hellfire shotguns, and treat my healers like shit with voicelines. Fuck.

Since late 2022, when I started playing Overwatch (and got my Italian friend back into it, the first mode we joined together was death by snu-snu but that is another story) I have noticed the elephant in the room: Roadhog. Like I have been following and drooling to play the game since its creation, but I always had a weak ass computer and didn't have means to do so until like 2020, and even then I was lazy af to buy it, but then it went free and that was the best punt ever to download that game.

A few key elements have been taken into account: His abilities (literally hook that brings submissive twinks to you and a big ol can of booze), his giant, fatty gassy self (🤤) and his big scrap shotgun. Compared with his evil-ass voice... All of that just SCREAMS at you: "My name is RAPEHOG! GET OVER HERE!!!"

And it just rolls off the tongue so fine, so well.

I personally have stopped playing Overwatch since the introduction of bitch Juno since her voicelines are so cringe and ass and the game is just filled with positive quirkslop and I as a long time player of war thunder and battlefield (foreskin: will never get cut) just couldn't listen to those without gouging my damn ears out. I mained Reaper and am kinda like him irl.

Anyways, back to the topic, even after the departure Rapehog remains a huge part of our Russo-Italian culture. A big impact, if you will.

So yeah, guys. Call Roadhog Rapehog and be sigma and epic.