Late night car fun

One night I'd sunk quite a few Vodka + Monster mixes, and was on a good 420 buzz. My wife had already gone to sleep, and I started feeling quite horny.

I checked my messages on a dating app I use for chatting to guys, and there was a message from a guy that was keen to meet for some fun. I sent him a reply, asking what he was up to. I didnt really.expect a reply so quick, as it was so late, but in less than three minutes he replied that he was horny, and wanted to know if I wanted to meet up. I replied I was keen, but he'd have to travel to me, as I was far too drunk to drive. He asked if there was a discreet spot to park up. I gave him directions to a small carpark behind the local shops, about a two minute walk from my house. He replied he'd be there in around 30 minutes.

I quickly blazed up another session, and got myself ready to meet. Making sure my cock and balls were clean, and that I smelt good, I headed off to the carpark. Just as I arrived, I saw the car he told me to look for pull into the carpark, and stop down the far end away from the shop cameras. As I approached the car, he got out, and suggested we get in the back of the car. He was quite good looking, mid 30s with almost latin features (I'm from New Zealand).

He asked if I was horny, and if he could play with my cock. I unbuckled my belt, and loosened my pants, and slid them down. He complimented me on my cock, telling me it was a good looking cock, with a nice head. He then started to stroke it, before taking it into his mouth

It had been a long while since I had a guy suck me. I put my hand on the back of his head, and started to control the motion of his sucking. I could feel his tongue swirling around the head of my cock. I moaned, telling him how good it felt. With my other hand, I started to rub the crotch of his pants. I could feel his hard cock through the fabric. It seemed smaller than what he had told me. He started to moan, which felt great on my cock while it was in his mouth. He continued to suck me for a good ten minutes as I rubbed his cock.

I then asked if I could suck him. I wamted to actually see how endowed he was. He took off his pants, exposing his cock. He was a lot smaller than mine, almost half the length, and a lot less girth. I was a bit disappointed, I prefer to play with guys the same size or bigger than mine. I asked why he had lied about his size. He told me he wanted he really liked the look of my cock, and he thought I wouldnt meet up.if I knew he was small.

I told him he has to make me cum, but without reciprocation as punishment for not being truthfull. He agreed to

I lay back and told him to.wank my cock. He had a tube of lube, and greased up his hand. He took my now semi erect cock, and started sliding his hand up and down the length of it. I started getting harder. He sped up the stroking pace, and started squeezing the head as his hand covered it. He cupped my heavy balls with his other hand, and then fondled my balls.

It felt fucking good. I moaned I was going to cum. He kept up the stroking and squeezing, slightly alternating the speed. My balls started to contract, and thick ropes of my cum squirted from the tip of my cock. The release was so intense that my cum landed on my shoulder, and over the back of the seat of his car. He then sucked all the leftover cum off my cock.

I thanked him, slid my shorts back on, and exited his vehicle, and headed home, feeling light headed from the intensity of my ejaculation. I had a cleam up shower once home, then went to bed

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u/_Twisted_Voyeur_ — 3 days ago

Hatefucking my MIL fantasy

I(47M) dont have a good relationship with my wifes(39F) mother(58F). Her bulldozing personality drives me up the wall. Its even worse now that my wifes parents have split up, and in the process of a divorce. She has been quite a bitch, acting slutty in front of my wife and kids about finding a younger man to satisfy her, and being greedy with the assest split.

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I'd love to get her back by giving her a hatefuck. She often comes to stay with us, and often sits up late drinking several bourbon and cokes while spouting on with an opinion on every topic under the sun.

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I'd wait until the wife and kids have gone to bed, then start playing some drinking games with the MIL. She thinks she can handle her drinks.

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As we get more intoxicated, I'll start making some sexual advances with comments and innuendos. We initially sit at opposite sides of the table, before ending up seated next to each other.I can see her nipples poking through the fabric of her top. The conversation turns explicit when she says her pussy is so horny for some cock.

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I tell her lets go then, and grab her hand and lead her out to the sleepout. Once in there I pull her top open and start to squeeze her decent sized tits and pinch her nipples. She then moves to unzip my pants, and pulls my cock out and starts sucking it. I grab the back of her head, and make my balls tap her chin, and hear her gagging.

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I ask her if her pussy is ready for my cock. She stops sucking and says fuck yes. I get her on all fours and position the head of my cock against her pussy lips. With some effort my hard cock pushes into her pussy. She is so wet and starts to moan as I slide in deeper.

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I grab her hips and start pounding her. I look down and see her tight looking butthole. I start to rub my thumb against it. It makes her pussy get even wetter. I pull out. She asks what are you doing? I say shush, and press my cock into her ass.

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She tells me to wait, she hasnt had anal before. But its too late. I force my cock deep in her ass. She starts to moan and shake. I start to fuck her ass so hard. Thinking of all the times she has been a total bitch. I spread her ass cheeks to make sure she gets all of my cock in her ass. I pound her for a good ten to fifteen minutes before my balls start to twitch and I get the feeling I'm going to cum.

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I pull out, and twist her around, before pushing my cock into her mouth, and blowing a massive load of cum. It overflows from the corners of her mouth. I take my cock out of her mouth, grab a nearby towel, wipe myself clean, and walk out back to the main house, leaving her a fucked mess on the bed.

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u/_Twisted_Voyeur_ — 26 days ago
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47M West Auckland

47M bi from West Auckland, looking for daytime fun tomorrow (Friday 12th June). Cant host. Open to outdoor or car fun. Must be clean and discreet

u/_Twisted_Voyeur_ — 27 days ago
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47 Bi M West Auckland

47 Bi M from West Auckland. Looking for Friday fun. Prefer if you can host. Like oral and touching. Top if we get to that. Safe fun only

u/_Twisted_Voyeur_ — 7 days ago

Feelings between my SIL and I

My (47M) wife (39F) and I have been together for 20.years. She has a sister (36F) and two younger brothers. When my wife and I first moved in together, her sister moved in with us for a while.

One night I was having a shower, and I heard the bathroom door open, then a short time later it closed again. After I was finished in the shower, I asked my wife why she came in the bathroom. She told me she didnt. I realised it must have been her sister. A few weeks later, I was sitting on the couch and the SIL leant over the side of the couch wearing a very loose necked t shirt. This exposed her breasts to me, and her nipples were super swollen. Not much later she moved out, and started living with her new BF.

Nothing more had happened since. Until my wife and I went with the SIL to a Netsky concert late last year. Several times while my wife was going to the toilet, SIL would brush her ass against my hand while dancing. It made my cock hard asf. I'm not sure I'd be able to resist the temptation to do something naughty with her, if the oppotunity ever arose.

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u/_Twisted_Voyeur_ — 1 month ago