u/a_real_flim-flam

I went for it, a housewife in her 40s with too big a behind for the shorts she was wearing - I gasped when I saw her and stopped in the aisle to ask her for help. When she bent down to grab pasta from the bottom shelf for me, she laughed as I stepped behind her biting my lip. I told her I definitely needed more help and asked if I could just shop with her, good way to get to know somebody - and I could shop behind her all day! She is a big lady, just tall and certainly not slim - but I told her how good of a thing that is for me when she asked “why I needed HER help”. The confidence of having your tush hang out below your shorts is a BIG seller, and I’m noticing just a sports bra under your shirt? Maybe I needed help in frozen foods?!? We flirted our way through the grocery store and I just asked if she would help me with THE fantasy! So I got to smack and squeeze her cheeks, reach far between her legs to do it - grabbed some “melons” in produce - and helped her to her car. Where I got to find out she had no panties on and really get her to arch her back between her front and back seats, get up close and bare with the melons I was checking out in produce. Now I’m dying with blue balls and wished I had the nerve to see if she’d visit the car wash across the street with me. Innocent enough encounter and I’m good with that though (I’ll tell myself that, anyways). I could use some more shopping buddies tho, any takers in DEN\Boulder/NOCO?

I went for it, a housewife in her 40s with too big a behind for the shorts she was wearing - I gasped when I saw her and stopped in the aisle to ask her for help. When she bent down to grab pasta from the bottom shelf for me, she laughed as I stepped behind her biting my lip. I told her I definitely needed more help and asked if I could just shop with her, good way to get to know somebody - and I could shop behind her all day! She is a big lady, just tall and certainly not slim - but I told her how good of a thing that is for me when she asked “why I needed HER help”. The confidence of having your tush hang out below your shorts is a BIG seller, and I’m noticing just a sports bra under your shirt? Maybe I needed help in frozen foods?!? We flirted our way through the grocery store and I just asked if she would help me with THE fantasy! So I got to smack and squeeze her cheeks, reach far between her legs to do it - grabbed some “melons” in produce - and helped her to her car. Where I got to find out she had no panties on and really get her to arch her back between her front and back seats, get up close and bare with the melons I was checking out in produce. Now I’m dying with blue balls and wished I had the nerve to see if she’d visit the car wash across the street with me. Innocent enough encounter and I’m good with that though (I’ll tell myself that, anyways). I could use some more shopping buddies tho, any takers in DEN\Boulder/NOCO?

I went for it, a housewife in her 40s with too big a behind for the shorts she was wearing - I gasped when I saw her and stopped in the aisle to ask her for help. When she bent down to grab pasta from the bottom shelf for me, she laughed as I stepped behind her biting my lip. I told her I definitely needed more help and asked if I could just shop with her, good way to get to know somebody - and I could shop behind her all day! She is a big lady, just tall and certainly not slim - but I told her how good of a thing that is for me when she asked “why I needed HER help”. The confidence of having your tush hang out below your shorts is a BIG seller, and I’m noticing just a sports bra under your shirt? Maybe I needed help in frozen foods?!? We flirted our way through the grocery store and I just asked if she would help me with THE fantasy! So I got to smack and squeeze her cheeks, reach far between her legs to do it - grabbed some “melons” in produce - and helped her to her car. Where I got to find out she had no panties on and really get her to arch her back between her front and back seats, get up close and bare with the melons I was checking out in produce. Now I’m dying with blue balls and wished I had the nerve to see if she’d visit the car wash across the street with me. Innocent enough encounter and I’m good with that though (I’ll tell myself that, anyways). I could use some more shopping buddies tho, any takers in DEN\Boulder/NOCO?

I want to meet at a Starbucks, I’d like to fuck around in the bathroom just to weird everyone out - but if there’s a vibe maybe we can move along elsewhere? I’d like to flirt and feel up a scantily dressed lady while picking up a coffee, and work out some more trouble with a stranger from there

Haven’t you gotten to flirt with someone in a normal setting (shops, farmers markets, town festivals,etc), but just wish it went a little further? Have you ever been shopping for produce and seen a gent glancing a few too many times, and considered letting him grab a handful of a different kind of melon? That’s all I’m looking for, discrete mostly innocent mostly anonymous flirting that leads to us feeling each other up! If the vibe is right maybe we talk about what more we’d like, maybe we just grocery shop together once a week or something

Haven’t you gotten to flirt with someone in a normal setting (shops, farmers markets, town festivals,etc), but just wish it went a little further? Have you ever been shopping for produce and seen a gent glancing a few too many times, and considered letting him grab a handful of a different kind of melon? That’s all I’m looking for, discrete mostly innocent mostly anonymous flirting that leads to us feeling each other up!

Haven’t you gotten to flirt with someone in a normal setting (shops, farmers markets, town festivals,etc), but just wish it went a little further? Have you ever been shopping for produce and seen a gent glancing a few too many times, and considered letting him grab a handful of a different kind of melon? That’s all I’m looking for, discrete mostly innocent mostly anonymous flirting that leads to us feeling each other up!

Was a young father, so exposed to pregnant sex early - and can’t ever get enough! Took the kids to the pool yesterday and something must be in the water, multiple expecting moms AND look like their bathing suits are from pre pregnancy - love it. Clean, experienced, discrete - we can meet while you grocery shop or something, see if you like the vibe and go from there? Nothing wrong with a man worshipping your glow!

6’195 Essentially looking for NSA but it would be really great to meet up at a grocery store, preferably you’re dressed a little revealing - we can shop together and “feel” each other out…literally and metaphorically! Not like some crazy overly blatant get you into too much trouble kind of public groping, I mean, unless you’re into it? I love flirting a little at a department store or grocery store, there’s just an obvious fantasy of what if it went a little further? Then we can see if there’s any chemistry, quick, easy and now we’ve met in public so nobody should feel like they’re in danger in seeing if anything clicks

What’s the closest Starbucks to you? Let’s meet and dip into a bathroom or car together, just pull your shirt up or panties to the side - dealers choice