u/anakedneighbor

Let me cut to the chase. I have a huge cock. There are often compliments, but the reality is that I was born with this blessing, and aside from the occasional manscaping session, the compliments aren’t **really** due…though my shameless exhibitionism means I’ll graciously accept!

Now, onto the fun stuff. I’ve been posting on Reddit a while (there are posts on my profile, but for the sake of the modbot, I’m 37, 6’2, 220#, pretty fit, well groomed, handsome, tattooed, tan, and objectively attractive). Usually I’m just a showoff, but on a wild hair, I’m really considering more.

I travel for business, and I know having this thing between my legs makes me somewhat of a novelty, so I’d love to find someone on a business trip who would like to take it on. I’m very clean and hygienic with recent results, and would hope you’re the same. I’m happy to reciprocate orally, and would consider more if we can be comfortable enough for it.

I’ll likely repost this for the various cities I travel to, so if you see this, and you’re intrigued, slide into my DMs and let’s see if we click!

Right, so I’ll keep this up until I find “the one.” I travel for work—often—like 3-4 weeks a month on average. Travels vary but most major cities in the US and Western Europe (some more than others, inquire inside).

Anyhoo, the idea of a “comet romance” really intrigues me, and candidly, I’d love to find someone who could have me over whilst I’m in town, sit back, and let me devour for hours on end. I FUCKING LOVE TO EAT PUSSY.

I’m not looking for reciprocation—not saying no to it, but I expect nothing to that end. I just want to bury my face between your thighs and leave a puddle on your bed. Please leave my beard soaked in your scent for hours.

Send a DM with your city and a little bit about yourself, and perhaps the stars will align.