u/barkingatbooties

Yep, we’re doing this. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Is this the healthiest way to approach this problem? No, absolutely not. Could this potentially be remedied with some hard conversations? Maybe, but honestly, I don’t feel that way right now. Is it kinda hot that you’re going to send me back to her with your scent rubbed deep into my beard and lips, marked as another woman’s property? I’ll leave that to you to decide, and if the answer’s yes, I’d love to hear from you. 

About me - (newly) 40, 5’10, 180 with a solid dad bod - not winning any bodybuilding competitions but solidly somewhere between grizzly bear and teddy bear. Short clean beard. Generally handsome, kinda innocent looking with a friendly, happy vibe most of the time. Not the type of guy you’d think would be driven to this, but here we are. Between this and the general state of the world, I’m feeling like something “dark and urgent” (name the reference for a free ass worship add-on 😄 ). Sexually creative and open, but let’s call me a starving artist at the moment. Generally submissive and very much missing a dominant vibe in my sex life - this feels like a final straw that I need to go out and find it. But not opposed to testing out a bit of a pleasure-dom vibe…I don’t think I naturally fit that role but I could also see myself venting these frustrations by furiously licking you up and using some intense toys on you. No reciprocation, I’m an oral demon through and through. Scout’s honor. Slap a chastity cage on me if you want. The number of women I’ve heard “I’ve never cum from oral before” is somewhere around 8 or 9, and that gives me more personal satisfaction than PIV ever could.

Logistics-wise - I’d love to grab a hotel in Manhattan some time later in the month and have you take advantage of my thirsty, vindictive little mouth. Thinking a couple of drinks at a nearby bar while we suss out the vibe, and if everything feels hot, heavy and consensual, we could mosey on back to my room. I’d like to keep things safe, sane and discreet for obvious reasons. No sexual health risks since I’ve been in the throes of monogamy for some time, but if you’re truly down for this and want to be ultra safe, I’d be happy to get tested for you. 

If you’re interested, reach out with your age, a brief description of yourself (both sexy and platonic, I want to get to know you!) and what you liked about this post. Let’s make a bad decision before I change my mind 😄

Yep, we’re doing this. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Is this the healthiest way to approach this problem? No, absolutely not. Could this potentially be remedied with some hard conversations? Maybe, but honestly, I don’t feel that way right now. Is it kinda hot that you’re going to send me back to her with your scent rubbed deep into my beard and lips, marked as another woman’s property? I’ll leave that to you to decide, and if the answer’s yes, I’d love to hear from you. 

About me - (newly) 40, 5’10, 180 with a solid dad bod - not winning any bodybuilding competitions but solidly somewhere between grizzly bear and teddy bear. Short clean beard. Generally handsome, kinda innocent looking with a friendly, happy vibe most of the time. Not the type of guy you’d think would be driven to this, but here we are. Between this and the general state of the world, I’m feeling like something “dark and urgent” (name the reference for a free ass worship add-on 😄 ). Sexually creative and open, but let’s call me a starving artist at the moment. Generally submissive and very much missing a dominant vibe in my sex life - this feels like a final straw that I need to go out and find it. But not opposed to testing out a bit of a pleasure-dom vibe…I don’t think I naturally fit that role but I could also see myself venting these frustrations by furiously licking you up and using some intense toys on you. No reciprocation, I’m an oral demon through and through. Scout’s honor. Slap a chastity cage on me if you want. The number of women I’ve heard “I’ve never cum from oral before” is somewhere around 8 or 9, and that gives me more personal satisfaction than PIV ever could.

Logistics-wise - I’d love to grab a hotel in Manhattan some time later in the month and have you take advantage of my thirsty, vindictive little mouth. Thinking a couple of drinks at a nearby bar while we suss out the vibe, and if everything feels hot, heavy and consensual, we could mosey on back to my room. I’d like to keep things safe, sane and discreet for obvious reasons. No sexual health risks since I’ve been in the throes of monogamy for some time, but if you’re truly down for this and want to be ultra safe, I’d be happy to get tested for you. 

If you’re interested, reach out with your age, a brief description of yourself (both sexy and platonic, I want to get to know you!) and what you liked about this post. Let’s make a bad decision before I change my mind 😄