38 [M4F] I'm trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty
Nice one, self! That title is surely going to get people to respond, right? People definitely care about their cars, and wouldn't dream of not having an extended warranty. Bam. You're a clever boy. Okay, now stop talking to yourself. It's weird, and people are starting to stare.
Oh! Hi! Uh... Welcome to my post!
Me: I'm a married dad of two with a high-stress, white-collar job. I'm 5'9", and 165 lbs, and my mom thinks I'm handsome. I'm in the best shape of my life due to an unfortunate sport addiction, I'll work on it. I enjoy camping and backpacking and want to do more of it. I can be sweet, shy, and I want to feel cared for. I have an imperfect marriage, but I'm happy and won't change my situation. I like my life.
You: You want a constant. Someone to help build a long connection with, not just a quick fling. You're married, and have a life you enjoy but you want sparks. You want someone who makes you feel desired and someone you can desire. Most importantly, you have strong opinions about dark versus milk chocolate.
I can't wait to hear from you!