u/blackmiremuse

Okay I’m being serious here and I know exactly what I want.

I want a 6ft+, 35+, Muscular Dad Bod, Salt & Pepper, Soft spoken but a switch, White, Professional/Educated, DDF man.

Think of White Collar DILF next door (that’s so hot)

Me: 5’8, mix of ethnicities (POC), Professional/Educated, curvy, big brown eyes, brown hair, DDF.

I’m not selling myself here. Not a skinny mini at all - I have the thick thighs, a stomach, and I will not bond over hiking. I’m not everyone’s cup of tea. A true introvert that slowly crawls out of their shell but I have zero tolerance for bs.

Not looking for a one & done. I need desire to build. Sexy chats are all fun and cool but can we just enjoy eachother as a whole? I want to think about how intoxicating you are mentally but I can’t keep my hands off of you physically. I NEED (maybe not need but really fucking want) a hot man that will just let me use him and his body.

I’m not interested in time wasters or pic collectors. I understand mutual attraction is what seals the deal but I’m not willing to send face pictures straight off the bat. If that’s a problem for you we will not align.

I guess now ciao!

What I’m looking for is a connection that’s equal parts chemistry, comfort, and depth. Someone I can be passionately drawn to, then end the night sharing pizza in sweatpants while talking about life, ambition, career advice, and everything in between. No judgment, no pretending — just real attraction, real trust, and the kind of comfort that makes you want to stay longer.

You: 6ft+, 30+, white, clean cut type, reasonable fit/dad bod or muscular, white collar professional & educated, exceptionally hygienic, DDF, and cut. < these are just the basics the rest I’ll learn about you throughout conversing.

Me: 5’8, mix of ethnicities (non-white), professional & educated, curvey figured body, big brown eyes, brown hair, hygienic, DDF. (I’m curvy — thick thighs, the whole thing. Skip past me if you’re not into that)

Introverted sour patch. Blunt, selective, and not big on bullshit. I know what I want and I’m not rushing into anything. I’d rather build real comfort and chemistry with one person over time. I’m not rushing into straight sex here either. Pictures can wait. If you need constant validation or can’t respect privacy, we won’t get along. No, I don’t care for status, if only you can create a system that works for both you & I. I’m not asking for anyone to take care of me, teach me what I’m missing.