u/cateyeissue

Heyo sailors, it's me again. I got tons of lovely high effort responses to my last ad, had some great conversations, and even reconnected with some lovely subs from my past, so I thought I'd cast my net in these waters once more.

My past post, if you need a refresher:

https://www.reddit.com/r/femdompersonals/s/evd3JPcDQo

I've hung up my siren talons (I'm more of a half bird lady siren type rather than the mermaid tail type) and have embarked on my vampiress era. By that I mean the following:

• I require explicit invitation and consent for moving forward with someone.

• I am pale and averse to the sun.

• I would look hot in a goth-coded dress flitting around a beautiful castle.

• I am highly likely to bite.

• If you bury me in a coffin full of sand, I will not be able to rise and wreak havoc on your village.

If you responded to my previous ad and are still on the market, please feel free to get in touch again! I got roughly 300+ responses to that ad so I know some very nice responses slipped through the cracks. I absolutely appreciated the effort everyone made, but there was just no way I could strike up that many conversations, I hope you understand.

This time around, I'll throw in some information that may help you determine if we are not going to be a good match. Here's a list of things that are NOT compatible with me:

• under 20 years old

• over 40 years old

• age regression kinks

• furry or animal related kinks

• not willing to show me your face after a reasonable amout of chatting

• people who want to be childfree

• cigarette smokers

• big time stoners (occasional 420 is alright)

If you're still with me and would like to apply for the privilege of being bitten my me, please message with some information about what you look like, what you're up to in your life, what you like in a partner, and what mythical creature you most closely identify with so I know you read the whole ad.

So lately I've had a couple men that I was chatting with mention things along the lines of "I am worried about how much I like you and the things you could easily make me do" and when asked if I had made any requests that had crossed a line they said, "not at all but you could and I would probably do it." So I would like to be crystal clear about things I will make you do after you fall for my charms:

Things I WILL make you do:

• tell me I'm pretty

• play board games with me

• look at pictures of my cats

• listen to me monolog about niche topics that are interesting to me

Things I will NOT make you do:

• give me money

• commit crimes

• crash your seafaring vessel into jagged rocks

Now that we have that out of the way, I am looking for someone to have excellent banter with that will eventually lead to excellent kinky domination. Eventually being the key word there, I do not dive straight into kinky conversations and I need you to be able to keep up with me in other areas first. Anyone messaging me and immediately calling me titles or sending me unsolicited dick pics will be made to walk the plank.

I am kinda tired of giving a lot of details about myself in these ads so if the vibe of this post is intriguing to you, then we may get along and we can get to know each other the old fashioned way. You'll just need to bring that boat a biiiiit closer to be able to talk to me. No, don't worry, you've got a lot of room. You definitely won't hit them. Trust me. Would I lie to you?

I can be mysterious but unfortunately I'm going to have to fish you out of hundreds of replies so it will be much easier to reel in the right one for me if you include a physical description of yourself, some things you're interested in (both kinky and not kinky), and a brief description of what your type is when it comes to a partner, and, to ensure you actually read all of this ad, tell me what your favorite sea creature is so we can stay on theme.