32 [M4F] #NY #LI wellll hello there!
Yes that’s a Star Wars reference. Yes I’m somewhat a nerd.
Figured I’d stop copying and pasting my old ads and finally write a fresh one? I dread typing it out but fuck it here it goes!
First off I’ll describe myself: I’m 32, 5’9, brown hair, blue eyes, Italian, no facial hair just a mustache (maybe you can ride it we’ll see 😂🙃)with a decent amount of tattoos! Have the dad bod going a little bit but yes I do workout and not a total slob! I’m married with one little hoooman and one fur hoooman! I love to be outdoors whenever u get the chance! If it’s nice weather I’ll be outside in some type of water, doing some yard work, or going for a walk around the neighborhood! If it’s crappy weather out I’m bumming it out in the couch any chance I get and I’ll binge watch some shows or movies! I love watching sports and if I get the chance I’ll play them, but like I said I am a nerd. So you get best of both worlds!
Ok what I’m looking for: 😅😬. I am happily married I’m not looking to change anyone’s situation or mine. I just wanna vibe out with the right person! I wanna talk about your day and how work sucks total ass and how your coworkers suck. Let’s make fun of each other, throw in some dark humor, be spicy with one another whenever we want to be! Let’s have fun and see where it goes! If you’re from the island that’s a huge plus but never the case! So if you are let me know! 😜
I don’t have a preference, age race height weight etc etc if you have a cute face you’ll be just fine 😏
If you made it this far god bless, if you wanna slide in be my guest!! If you hated everything about this I totally understand because I fucking hate writing these!