u/dinodeckero

33M TIFU by forgetting my penis pump in my gym bag

This happened today. This weekend I got back to pumping after a few months not doing it. The pump is sorta broken but still works.

Well, during this week I have been sleeping in the other bedroom of our house so I thought it would be ok to store my penis pump in my gym bag. Since I haven't pump the last 2 days, I kinda forgot it there and today my wife had to use my bag because hers was on our car and she needed to go to swimming.

Needless to say that my heart sank when I saw her with the bag tonight. She kinda knows about the pump but she never saw it being used and I am embarrassed to ask her where the pump is...

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u/dinodeckero — 3 days ago

33M My fetish of women being hypersexual and the rise of gooning culture

For a long time I have this fetish on women that are hypersexual and masturbate a lot.

Since I have a religious background, I've always thought that I was somehow broken and so after looking at porn I would wonder around different websites and forums looking for women confessing that they masturbate a lot and couldn't stop - if they were religious it would be better. Back then, this was hard to come by.

Then Tumblr happened and loads of women began posting their bodies and masturbating using the smartphones.

Webcamming at the time - mid 2010s - was easy to access but the models were not as willing to masturbate nonstop as they are now.

Well, today is so easy for all of us to access loads of women posting how lost they are in their gooning lifestyle that it seems almost like a utopia. I think much of this can be attributed to the easy of access to the internet through the smartphone.

r/GoonetteHub was really a revolution in my opinion. It has accelerated the spread of this new identity.

Things that we could only dream about back are now our reality.

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u/dinodeckero — 5 days ago

Almost caught in lab yesterday

Alone in lab yesterday and was really horny. Had to take it out. But a colleague appeared there out of nowhere and I had to dress really quickly and think she didn't see anything.

u/dinodeckero — 7 days ago