33M TIFU by forgetting my penis pump in my gym bag
This happened today. This weekend I got back to pumping after a few months not doing it. The pump is sorta broken but still works.
Well, during this week I have been sleeping in the other bedroom of our house so I thought it would be ok to store my penis pump in my gym bag. Since I haven't pump the last 2 days, I kinda forgot it there and today my wife had to use my bag because hers was on our car and she needed to go to swimming.
Needless to say that my heart sank when I saw her with the bag tonight. She kinda knows about the pump but she never saw it being used and I am embarrassed to ask her where the pump is...