u/emmykat16

Next week marks the one year anniversary of my Dad’s death, and two days after that is my 34 birthday. So let’s forget about my Daddy Issues - I wanna hear your Daddy Solutions!

If you’ve seen me here before, no you haven’t (jk how are you doing? Say hello to the fam for me). If you know me in real life, I’m BEGGING you to message and let’s be uncomfortable.

I’m currently in Kentucky and probably tied to it for the next couple of years (maybe?). I’ve lived in other states and internationally, so that’s not off the table. Not opposed to long-distance but I can’t say I have a ton of faith in it. Alas, trying to date in small town America means some level of long-distance willingness. Indiana, Ohio, and Tennessee are generally pretty doable driving distances but also down for flyingggg.

Childfree by choice and would like for you to be too.

Not really looking to talk to married folks or those in a relationship. Or those just looking for a ONC (One Night Chat).

Progressive. Everything is political, but that statement is not an invitation to debate (I’m tired, boss).

Age range? Well, see section about Father Foibles. Good with older or younger but it’s more about life stage compatibility and stuff, ain’t it?

I wanna be attracted to you, and beauty preferences are weird so shoot your shot (I read monster smut, so, like, we can always do some orc roleplay). Plus, getting to know you and developing trust and vulnerability is gonna make me drool more than thick thighs (probably. maybe. mostly).

I want you to be attracted to me. So look with your special eyes. 5’4”, fatass with fat ass and mommy milkers.

For the kinky among us, I’m a sub-leaning switch. While I like having, talking and thinking about sex, it’s not the number one priority in my life right now. Your girl has been through the wringer in her early sexual experiences, so I’m genuinely prioritizing long-term, non-casual, emotionally and mentally stimulating connections. I’m a passionate lover and partner. I want to care and be cared for.

Would love if you send pics early on. I will not make myself respond to “hi, how are you?” messages (or feel guilty about it). As Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General Jo of the Felix Legions, and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius, once said, “Are you not entertained by my writing style?” Well, I, too, would like to be entertained by your communication.