u/emo-man1605

Bare with me PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Okay so imagine you're me and I just cooked dinner for me and my wife (Juno of course) and she just came back from a special mission underwater in the ocean or something.

Then she comes home, but instead of entering, she rings the doorbell. I open the door and she hugs me, with her suit on !!

Dude imagine the smell. Deep sea smell. It's probably either really stinky or weirdly nice. I'd sniff that shit hardddddd... And she's like, all covered up in algae, and a fish drops to the ground, flopping until it dies and a stray cat comes to eat it.

She then asks me to help her remove the suit, even though she can do it by herself. It'd be like an unboxing, but in a devoteful way, I think... She specifies to leave the helmet for last, and when I finally get to that, she lunges at me in a hug, excited to be home for dinner...

Honestly I wouldn't even be able to eat, I'd be distracted by the smell. I'd just want to smell it instead of eating. I'd be tempted to sniff her every 2 seconds. M-hm.

Btw we're having bolognese lasagna with red wine. Just thought I'd let you know.

i got nothing against any of these heroes (except mercy and cat) I just felt like doing this

echojak turned out cute tbh

I've started taking better care of my health, I (sometimes) sleep at the right time, I took showers twice a day instead of once, I eat properly, I study at a rate higher than once a month... All because of Juno... But because she's fictional and I love her, this is and "unhealthy, obsessive attachment".

To be honest, I have a hard time even thinking of who could ever understand me as well as she would. Everyone pales in comparison. Oh, to be loved by her would to be in heaven... But heaven isn't real, and neither is she. However! If I am a good enough person, and follow the 42 laws, maybe I could get into a nice afterlife where she exists...

She is in my eyes, she is in my ears, she is in my blood, she is in my tears. I breathe love, and see her everyday, even though my love is a world away. Juno is love, Juno is (my) life.