FILLED here! By anniegulie

FILLED here! By VenusDeVelours

Additional Tags: [work] [crush] [emotional] [teasing] [handjob] [stroking] [good boy]

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#Summary

It’s the last day of your long-time office crush’s two-week notice, and you’ve been dragging your heels on that final bittersweet goodbye. It feels like the attraction was mutual and a lot of things were left unsaid, but for whatever reason, no one ever made the first move. That all changes today, as the now-or-never aspect of her departure escalates your flirty friendship to the next level at long last. You may not work together anymore, but she ensures that you’ll still be seeing plenty of her on a regular basis.

#Read it here!

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#Content Warning

All characters depicted are adults aged 18+.

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#Excerpts

“I was starting to think I wouldn’t see you before I left. Kinda felt like you were avoiding me today.

We had a going away party in the break room, but I know you’re not big on, uh… gatherings. Or sentimental stuff.

Yeah. There was cake. Rita was in charge of that, so it was, y’know… playfully toxic. It said ‘You’re Dead To Us’ in pink icing.”

 

“So… we can continue with the ‘will they or won’t they’ sexual tension and end this season finale on a cliffhanger, orrrr…

We could take advantage of this big, empty office… and see if we can change how you feel about goodbyes.”

 

“Yeah, be careful what you wish for. Now get under this skirt and tug my panties down. Put ‘em in your pocket. A little going away present.

Ooh, maybe my underwear can be the very first personal item on your naked-ass desk? Hang ‘em off the corner of your monitor so you’ll never forget me?

I’m gonna give you something else to remember me by, don’t worry. I love the way your cock twitches when I squeeze it. You’re so fucking excited.”

FILLED here! By anniegulie

FILLED here! By VenusDeVelours

Additional Tags: [work] [crush] [emotional] [teasing] [handjob] [stroking] [good boy]

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#Summary

It’s the last day of your long-time office crush’s two-week notice, and you’ve been dragging your heels on that final bittersweet goodbye. It feels like the attraction was mutual and a lot of things were left unsaid, but for whatever reason, no one ever made the first move. That all changes today, as the now-or-never aspect of her departure escalates your flirty friendship to the next level at long last. You may not work together anymore, but she ensures that you’ll still be seeing plenty of her on a regular basis.

#Read it here!

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#Content Warning

All characters depicted are adults aged 18+.

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#Excerpts

“I was starting to think I wouldn’t see you before I left. Kinda felt like you were avoiding me today.

We had a going away party in the break room, but I know you’re not big on, uh… gatherings. Or sentimental stuff.

Yeah. There was cake. Rita was in charge of that, so it was, y’know… playfully toxic. It said ‘You’re Dead To Us’ in pink icing.”

 

“So… we can continue with the ‘will they or won’t they’ sexual tension and end this season finale on a cliffhanger, orrrr…

We could take advantage of this big, empty office… and see if we can change how you feel about goodbyes.”

 

“Yeah, be careful what you wish for. Now get under this skirt and tug my panties down. Put ‘em in your pocket. A little going away present.

Ooh, maybe my underwear can be the very first personal item on your naked-ass desk? Hang ‘em off the corner of your monitor so you’ll never forget me?

I’m gonna give you something else to remember me by, don’t worry. I love the way your cock twitches when I squeeze it. You’re so fucking excited.”

FILLED here! By VenusDeVelours

Additional Tags: [work] [crush] [emotional] [teasing] [handjob] [stroking] [good boy]

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#Summary

It’s the last day of your long-time office crush’s two-week notice, and you’ve been dragging your heels on that final bittersweet goodbye. It feels like the attraction was mutual and a lot of things were left unsaid, but for whatever reason, no one ever made the first move. That all changes today, as the now-or-never aspect of her departure escalates your flirty friendship to the next level at long last. You may not work together anymore, but she ensures that you’ll still be seeing plenty of her on a regular basis.

#Read it here!

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#Content Warning

All characters depicted are adults aged 18+.

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#Excerpts

“I was starting to think I wouldn’t see you before I left. Kinda felt like you were avoiding me today.

We had a going away party in the break room, but I know you’re not big on, uh… gatherings. Or sentimental stuff.

Yeah. There was cake. Rita was in charge of that, so it was, y’know… playfully toxic. It said ‘You’re Dead To Us’ in pink icing.”

 

“So… we can continue with the ‘will they or won’t they’ sexual tension and end this season finale on a cliffhanger, orrrr…

We could take advantage of this big, empty office… and see if we can change how you feel about goodbyes.”

 

“Yeah, be careful what you wish for. Now get under this skirt and tug my panties down. Put ‘em in your pocket. A little going away present.

Ooh, maybe my underwear can be the very first personal item on your naked-ass desk? Hang ‘em off the corner of your monitor so you’ll never forget me?

I’m gonna give you something else to remember me by, don’t worry. I love the way your cock twitches when I squeeze it. You’re so fucking excited.”

It’s the premiere episode of our podcast, Certified Fappers w/ Annie and Emo! Come listen to me and u/anniegulie work out the kinks, so to speak! 😅

 

#LISTEN HERE on Soundgasm!

#LISTEN HERE on Hot Audio!

 

#Highlights include:

-We feature 3 side-splitting scripts and 3 uproarious audios! Don’t worry, they’re not ours!

-Rejected names for the show! There were ideas WORSE than Certified Fappers?

-Multiple segments with snappy names and jaunty jingles!

-We fantasy draft a team of porn tropes! Mine is noticeably worse! (Scroll down to see what we picked!)

-Annie completely dogwalks me in a totally different game!

-Annie flexes her mastery of foreign accents and dramatic theater with silly line reads!

-I woefully underestimate what a thirsty battery bitch my laptop is and we take a halftime break!

-Every time we talk over one another, noise cancelling decides what someone has to say isn’t important enough to hear! Usually Annie! Typical!

-My cat knocks a bunch of shit over and bumps the mic!

-Tangents! The collected works of SungWon Cho! GWAR’s cover of Pink Pony Club! Is audio porn art?

-Dubious, ever-shifting pronunciations of the word “tsundere”!

-We talk about how we’re recording early to probably post in mid-June, then post immediately! Oops!

-An implied promise that we’ll do better next time!

 

Annie’s Trope Team: >!Mommy/MILF, Brat, Yandere, Girlfailure, Daddy/DILF, Bimbo!<

Emo’s Trope Team: >!Goth, Tomboy, Nerd, Himbo, Tsundere, Clowngirl!<

Drop us a comment and tell us whose team wins!

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More to come in late June! Probably! Maybe!

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#Links to featured scripts/audios:

Please mind the tags on each individual script or audio to make sure it’s something you’re comfortable engaging with.

Fucked by the Physical Manifestation of the HOA by u/fischji 

Does Mommy Want Cummies? by u/waterlilywrites

Welcome to the Temple of She Who Breasted Boobily by u/WhiskeyTanFox101

“Fuck Me Like You Fucked That Croissant!” by u/Dirty_Angel22

One-Way Ticket to Plapsburg by u/theNaughtyKettle and u/AmphibiousPatriarch

Your Script Character Calls You Out on Your Awful Writing and Puts on a Sexy Show by u/MaizeMagician

FILLED here! By 0ne_Good_Scare! Which is why I reposted 😁

Just posting an old script of mine to be in line with the new tagging rules.

Word Count: 2300

Disclaimer: Content warning - Rape, drugging via love potion, coercion

Read it here!

Description: Tasked with ruling in her father’s absence, a naive princess is following all the wrong advice from her wicked advisor who seeks to bring the kingdom to its knees. The grandest of his schemes is to utilize a love potion to bewitch and breed the princess, mingling his bloodline with that of royalty. It works, but as the threads of his plot unravel, the princess reveals that she wasn’t so clueless all along. She relishes his machinations and can’t wait to rule by his side with an iron fist and an heiress in her belly.

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Additional Tags: [wyvern rider] [medical examination] [but NO magic] [doctor’s orders] [slightly switchy] [scars] [kissing] [making out] [clit rubbing] [hand on throat] [held in place] [cock stroking] [big tits] [smothered] [tit sucking] [don’t touch] [spending the night] [wanna go for a ride?]

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#Summary

Alighting on the ramparts of the castle after a long campaign against the orcs, a surly wyvern rider and her trusty mount are in no mood to be trifled with. But she’s a bit worse for wear from battle, and her superiors have ordered a full medical examination. Even though she refuses to show a softer side to her healer, she may be a BIT jealous of his dalliances with a local barmaid. When he finally takes charge and matches her intensity, she rewards him with the type of rough ride she specializes in.

#Read it here!

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#Content Warning

All characters depicted are adults aged 18+. Not very graphic but speaker is a warrior in a swords and sorcery sense - there are allusions to blood, battle, death.

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#Excerpts

“Get AWAY from me. Stop doting. If you TRULY feel the need to earn your keep, check Reeva. She suffers fools better than I do.

NO, she doesn’t LIKE you. She LIKES the hunk of mutton you’re feeding her.”

“See? Everything’s intact. You can stop groping me now.

Running your hands up and down my sides… tracing the definition of my abs with your fingertips… gripping my hips…

Are you ENJOYING yourself?

SQUIRMING? Don’t flatter yourself. I was… shifting my weight.”

“FUCK yes. Straight down to the hilt on your fat cock. Prescribe me something for the ache in my cunt, healer. INJECT me.

No, no. You don’t touch. Keep those hot little hands at your sides. You already worked your magic on my clit.

You just… mmm, fuck… sit there… with my tits in your face… and my ass clapping your thighs…

And you find out… what it’s like… to be ridden… by a wyvern knight… until the fucking chair breaks.”

Additional Tags: [wyvern rider] [medical examination] [but NO magic] [doctor’s orders] [slightly switchy] [scars] [kissing] [making out] [clit rubbing] [hand on throat] [held in place] [cock stroking] [big tits] [smothered] [tit sucking] [don’t touch] [spending the night] [wanna go for a ride?]

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#Summary

Alighting on the ramparts of the castle after a long campaign against the orcs, a surly wyvern rider and her trusty mount are in no mood to be trifled with. But she’s a bit worse for wear from battle, and her superiors have ordered a full medical examination. Even though she refuses to show a softer side to her healer, she may be a BIT jealous of his dalliances with a local barmaid. When he finally takes charge and matches her intensity, she rewards him with the type of rough ride she specializes in.

#Read it here!

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#Content Warning

All characters depicted are adults aged 18+. Not very graphic but speaker is a warrior in a swords and sorcery sense - there are allusions to blood, battle, death.

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#Excerpts

“Get AWAY from me. Stop doting. If you TRULY feel the need to earn your keep, check Reeva. She suffers fools better than I do.

NO, she doesn’t LIKE you. She LIKES the hunk of mutton you’re feeding her.”

“See? Everything’s intact. You can stop groping me now.

Running your hands up and down my sides… tracing the definition of my abs with your fingertips… gripping my hips…

Are you ENJOYING yourself?

SQUIRMING? Don’t flatter yourself. I was… shifting my weight.”

“FUCK yes. Straight down to the hilt on your fat cock. Prescribe me something for the ache in my cunt, healer. INJECT me.

No, no. You don’t touch. Keep those hot little hands at your sides. You already worked your magic on my clit.

You just… mmm, fuck… sit there… with my tits in your face… and my ass clapping your thighs…

And you find out… what it’s like… to be ridden… by a wyvern knight… until the fucking chair breaks.”

Additional Tags: [wyvern rider] [medical examination] [but NO magic] [doctor’s orders] [slightly switchy] [scars] [kissing] [making out] [clit rubbing] [hand on throat] [held in place] [cock stroking] [big tits] [smothered] [tit sucking] [don’t touch] [spending the night] [wanna go for a ride?]

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#Summary

Alighting on the ramparts of the castle after a long campaign against the orcs, a surly wyvern rider and her trusty mount are in no mood to be trifled with. But she’s a bit worse for wear from battle, and her superiors have ordered a full medical examination. Even though she refuses to show a softer side to her healer, she may be a BIT jealous of his dalliances with a local barmaid. When he finally takes charge and matches her intensity, she rewards him with the type of rough ride she specializes in.

#Read it here!

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#Content Warning

All characters depicted are adults aged 18+. Not very graphic but speaker is a warrior in a swords and sorcery sense - there are allusions to blood, battle, death.

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#Excerpts

“Get AWAY from me. Stop doting. If you TRULY feel the need to earn your keep, check Reeva. She suffers fools better than I do.

NO, she doesn’t LIKE you. She LIKES the hunk of mutton you’re feeding her.”

“See? Everything’s intact. You can stop groping me now.

Running your hands up and down my sides… tracing the definition of my abs with your fingertips… gripping my hips…

Are you ENJOYING yourself?

SQUIRMING? Don’t flatter yourself. I was… shifting my weight.”

“FUCK yes. Straight down to the hilt on your fat cock. Prescribe me something for the ache in my cunt, healer. INJECT me.

No, no. You don’t touch. Keep those hot little hands at your sides. You already worked your magic on my clit.

You just… mmm, fuck… sit there… with my tits in your face… and my ass clapping your thighs…

And you find out… what it’s like… to be ridden… by a wyvern knight… until the fucking chair breaks.”

Certainly some chuckles in here before it’s all said and done, but this is actually played fairly straight despite the silly tags, FYI.

Additional Tags: [supervillain] [giant] [threats] [cosmic whore] [super-sized fucking] [needy] [big tits] [tit groping] [fingering] [clit rubbing] [rough sex] [fuck on someone your own size] [he’s right behind me, isn’t he?] [because he’s fucking me]

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#Summary

Not long after her heralds brought ominous portent, the dark day has arrived: Insatia, Swallower of Suns has come to devour the Earth. Our only hope lies with a lone superhero, a man who can grow to infinite size and level the playing field. But in his own words, he’s a lover, not a fighter. The fate of our world hinges on our wisecracking hero using his colossal cock to make her cum.

#Read it here!

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#Content Warning

All characters depicted are adults aged 18+. There is some dark imagery about death and destruction, devouring planets type shit. There is one quip about penis size, a question about the listener’s anatomy potentially not growing to his giant-sized proportions. One instance where the speaker refers to herself as a “whore.”

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#Excerpts

“Your barren, backwater rock boasts gods and monsters. Omnipotent aliens sworn to defend this insignificant world as their adopted home.

And yet they send YOU, little gnat. Why?”

“Were it not for that blasted helmet, I would smother you with these colossal tits. I would make you choke in the airtight vacuum of breasts big enough to have their own gravitational pull.

I would shove my tongue down your throat and suck out your soul. This same tongue that licked the dying light from a billion stars like sticky golden honey. Upon my taste buds, you would savor the forgotten flavors of every world I supped upon.”

“Feed it to my gluttonous cunt! Slam it home in my eternally empty pussy and grant me a new experience, for once in my cursed existence!

After so long, every planet tastes the same, but your mammoth cock can finally set me free! Fuck me rough and cure my eons of boredom!”

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Certainly some chuckles in here before it’s all said and done, but this is actually played fairly straight despite the silly tags, FYI.

Additional Tags: [supervillain] [giant] [threats] [cosmic whore] [super-sized fucking] [needy] [big tits] [tit groping] [fingering] [clit rubbing] [rough sex] [fuck on someone your own size] [he’s right behind me, isn’t he?] [because he’s fucking me]

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#Summary

Not long after her heralds brought ominous portent, the dark day has arrived: Insatia, Swallower of Suns has come to devour the Earth. Our only hope lies with a lone superhero, a man who can grow to infinite size and level the playing field. But in his own words, he’s a lover, not a fighter. The fate of our world hinges on our wisecracking hero using his colossal cock to make her cum.

#Read it here!

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#Content Warning

All characters depicted are adults aged 18+. There is some dark imagery about death and destruction, devouring planets type shit. There is one quip about penis size, a question about the listener’s anatomy potentially not growing to his giant-sized proportions. One instance where the speaker refers to herself as a “whore.”

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#Excerpts

“Your barren, backwater rock boasts gods and monsters. Omnipotent aliens sworn to defend this insignificant world as their adopted home.

And yet they send YOU, little gnat. Why?”

“Were it not for that blasted helmet, I would smother you with these colossal tits. I would make you choke in the airtight vacuum of breasts big enough to have their own gravitational pull.

I would shove my tongue down your throat and suck out your soul. This same tongue that licked the dying light from a billion stars like sticky golden honey. Upon my taste buds, you would savor the forgotten flavors of every world I supped upon.”

“Feed it to my gluttonous cunt! Slam it home in my eternally empty pussy and grant me a new experience, for once in my cursed existence!

After so long, every planet tastes the same, but your mammoth cock can finally set me free! Fuck me rough and cure my eons of boredom!”

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Certainly some chuckles in here before it’s all said and done, but this is actually played fairly straight despite the silly tags, FYI.

Additional Tags: [supervillain] [giant] [threats] [cosmic whore] [super-sized fucking] [needy] [big tits] [tit groping] [fingering] [clit rubbing] [rough sex] [fuck on someone your own size] [he’s right behind me, isn’t he?] [because he’s fucking me]

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#Summary

Not long after her heralds brought ominous portent, the dark day has arrived: Insatia, Swallower of Suns has come to devour the Earth. Our only hope lies with a lone superhero, a man who can grow to infinite size and level the playing field. But in his own words, he’s a lover, not a fighter. The fate of our world hinges on our wisecracking hero using his colossal cock to make her cum.

#Read it here!

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#Content Warning

All characters depicted are adults aged 18+. There is some dark imagery about death and destruction, devouring planets type shit. There is one quip about penis size, a question about the listener’s anatomy potentially not growing to his giant-sized proportions. One instance where the speaker refers to herself as a “whore.”

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#Excerpts

“Your barren, backwater rock boasts gods and monsters. Omnipotent aliens sworn to defend this insignificant world as their adopted home.

And yet they send YOU, little gnat. Why?”

“Were it not for that blasted helmet, I would smother you with these colossal tits. I would make you choke in the airtight vacuum of breasts big enough to have their own gravitational pull.

I would shove my tongue down your throat and suck out your soul. This same tongue that licked the dying light from a billion stars like sticky golden honey. Upon my taste buds, you would savor the forgotten flavors of every world I supped upon.”

“Feed it to my gluttonous cunt! Slam it home in my eternally empty pussy and grant me a new experience, for once in my cursed existence!

After so long, every planet tastes the same, but your mammoth cock can finally set me free! Fuck me rough and cure my eons of boredom!”

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Additional Tags: [puppygirl] [sassy] [banter] [collar] [buttplug] [begging] [whimpering] [Nutella] [food porn] [big cock] [fingering] [cunnilingus] [pussy eating] [wedding plans] [throuple] [one big happy family] [wholesome]

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#Summary

A blended family often proves to be a challenge, and such is the case now that you’re shacking up with your fiancée. After having the run of the place for so many years, your lady’s loyal puppygirl is NOT loving the intrusion, and she’s become a bit territorial. Her owner has been trying to push you together as the two most important (puppy)people in her life, but so far the vibes are off. Today’s the day you finally win her over, discovering that the way to a puppygirl’s heart is through her stomach. And then through her pussy.

#Read it here!

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#Content Warning

All characters depicted are adults aged 18+. The only characters in the script are the F speaker puppygirl and M listener, but there are bisexual elements as the speaker makes reference to the unseen F fiancée. It’s implied that the fiancée has been encouraging the other two characters to get sexual, so I don’t feel there’s any cheating element at play here.

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#Excerpts

“Why are YOU allowed up on the furniture, anyway? Doesn’t seem fair. I had to fight that battle inch by inch. I’ve never even seen her use the spray bottle on you.”

“Ooh, peanut butter, real original. What, do you think you’re gonna smear that all over your dick and I’ll just lick it up like some dumb little mutt? Please.”

“Mmm, there’s that bone I’ve had my eye on. I didn’t wanna say anything, but it’s hard to keep my paws to myself while you’ve been breaking her back with that big cock every night.”

“Yes, yes, yes! I want what SHE gets! Turn my dumb doggy brain off with that fat cock! Rub my clit and fuck me rough until I’m all sleepy and happy and full of cum!”

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Additional Tags: [puppygirl] [sassy] [banter] [collar] [buttplug] [begging] [whimpering] [Nutella] [food porn] [big cock] [fingering] [cunnilingus] [pussy eating] [wedding plans] [throuple] [one big happy family] [wholesome]

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#Summary

A blended family often proves to be a challenge, and such is the case now that you’re shacking up with your fiancée. After having the run of the place for so many years, your lady’s loyal puppygirl is NOT loving the intrusion, and she’s become a bit territorial. Her owner has been trying to push you together as the two most important (puppy)people in her life, but so far the vibes are off. Today’s the day you finally win her over, discovering that the way to a puppygirl’s heart is through her stomach. And then through her pussy.

#Read it here!

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#Content Warning

All characters depicted are adults aged 18+. The only characters in the script are the F speaker puppygirl and M listener, but there are bisexual elements as the speaker makes reference to the unseen F fiancée. It’s implied that the fiancée has been encouraging the other two characters to get sexual, so I don’t feel there’s any cheating element at play here.

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#Excerpts

“Why are YOU allowed up on the furniture, anyway? Doesn’t seem fair. I had to fight that battle inch by inch. I’ve never even seen her use the spray bottle on you.”

“Ooh, peanut butter, real original. What, do you think you’re gonna smear that all over your dick and I’ll just lick it up like some dumb little mutt? Please.”

“Mmm, there’s that bone I’ve had my eye on. I didn’t wanna say anything, but it’s hard to keep my paws to myself while you’ve been breaking her back with that big cock every night.”

“Yes, yes, yes! I want what SHE gets! Turn my dumb doggy brain off with that fat cock! Rub my clit and fuck me rough until I’m all sleepy and happy and full of cum!”

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