u/festivalgilbert

I am super horny today, thought I’d give Reddit a go. I’m extremely picky so this may not pan out, but let’s give it a shot. I know I’m unreasonable. Maybe I’ll still get what I want.

I’m tall, fit, but very curvy where it counts… I get a lot of attention from men - but rarely see any that I am attracted to. Maybe they’re on here.

I’m in the mood for men who:

- Are over 6’3”, the taller the better. Please mention your height in your message to me. DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF YOU ARE SHORTER. I won’t change my mind.

- Are not bald. Sorry, I like playing with hair.

- Are fit/in good shape. Or skinny. Not super into dad bods.

- Are between 24-45. Probably won’t be into you if you’re older or younger. Not as hard a boundary as height though…

- Bonus if you’re kinky. Double bonus if you’re a switch, or submissive.

- if you’re queer, gender nonconforming, or otherwise strange / that is a bonus.

It will be better if you can host, but I may be able to navigate hosting. I will NOT be meeting anyone in a private space from off the app. Vibe check in a public space (bar/cafe/park/library/beach/etc) first. Not a homewrecker, if you’re in a relationship - you will need their permission to spend time with me.

Message me with your height, a bit about you, and what kind of kinks/fantasies you have.

I’ve been really craving the touch of a woman. I don’t have a preference for age/race/body type. I think age gaps in either direction are kind of hot. Just be curious or experienced. I’m tall, white, fit/curvy, feminine, kind of alt. Incredibly kinky but can be sweet and vanilla if you prefer. I’m a switch and can play either way.

I don’t want your male partner involved, sorry. If you’ve been feeling kind of bi lately while in your marriage or relationship, leave him at home. We can explore.

We could just hang out and maybe kiss a little bit. Or we could escalate things. I love going down on women, I don’t need reciprocation if you’re nervous.

Shoot me a dm with a bit about yourself and what you’re hoping for. No men, you’ll get blocked.