Father in law traumatized

My father-in-law walked in on me when I was completely naked, and got the fright of his life. I thought nothing of it afterwards as nothing was really said.

A few days later my mother-in-law told my wife that her dad is traumatized because he could have lived without knowing his daughter’s husband has such a large penis. Her mother found it quite funny though.

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u/finished-2-this — 5 days ago

Random changes in size

Some days I am randomly a lot bigger than normal. Even soft, it hangs longer and fatter. And hard I gain another inch, and more girth.

Sometimes it happens multiple times in a month, and other times I may go a few months without it happening. But has anyone else experienced this?

My wife says when she has sex with me and I’m having a “big cock day” as we call it, it’s like it’s not even my dick.

I’m still quite large normally, but How can I make it stay like this all the time 😂.

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u/finished-2-this — 2 months ago