u/five__star__man

Add your answers from each question and see who you got. Let me know if I’m right!

I’m surfing this subreddit because:

3: I’m in a dead bedroom and wearing the batteries out of my toy

2: I’m just a little bored and curious

1: I need somebody to fill both my holes… in my heart and soul you perv!

The type of partner I like to connect with

3: must have a great personality because that makes any man attractive (as long as he’s not physically grotesque)

2: must be hot but humor and intelligence might be considered

1: can be a big d!ck as long as he has a big d!ck attached to his muscular frame

I’d describe myself as

3: I’m just that average mom in yoga pants, driving the SUV from school to practice to the super market.

2: A MILF that gets attention from all the pubescent boys and their dads

1: A busy mom in large, loose sweats who finds stress relief in a pint of Ben and Jerry’s

Right now I feel like having

3: Hot, judgement free, heated, charged conversation. Might even be fun to browse nsfw Reddit subs with a partner

2: A quick conversation before I fall asleep. If it’s interesting, maybe I’ll try to stay up or pick it up another time.

1. A deep exploration of feelings. Not looking for perv chat!

When it comes to sharing a pic with a new connection:

3. Let’s get it out of the way early so we know each other is real and if we’re each other’s type (no hard feelings if not).

4. Let’s chat first, then we’ll share after we can tell if there’s a potential vibe.

5. I won’t share a picture because we should only be interested in each other’s parenting best practices, not appearance.

Who’d you get?!

14-15: Stifler’s Mom (American Pie)- Sexy mom who enjoys a stiff drink and stiff man

12-13: Gale Leery (Dawson’s Creek) - So horny she got it on with her co-anchor despite getting it from Mitch every time Dawson was out of the house.

10-11: - Carol Lambert (Step by Step) - TGIF wholesome but a freak whenever the kids weren’t around.

8-9: Carol Brady - broke barriers by being in the same bed with Mike Brady on TV but sharing a bed was as wild as she got

7-5: Roseanne - She loved her family but known more for sharp wit than sexy mom

Add your answers from each question and see who you got. Let me know if I’m right!

I’m surfing this subreddit because:

3: I’m in a dead bedroom and wearing the batteries out of my toy

2: I’m just a little bored and curious

1: I need somebody to fill both my holes… in my heart and soul you perv!

The type of partner I like to connect with

3: must have a great personality because that makes any man attractive (as long as he’s not physically grotesque)

2: must be hot but humor and intelligence might be considered

1: can be a big d!ck as long as he has a big d!ck attached to his muscular frame

I’d describe myself as

3: I’m just that average girl sitting at the reception desk

2: A fit boss lady with a great rack

1: So much thick cake for Bob Vance to sink his teeth into

Right now I feel like having

3. Hot, judgement free, heated, charged conversation. Might even be fun to browse nsfw Reddit subs with a partner

4. A quick conversation before I fall asleep. If it’s interesting, maybe I’ll try to stay up or pick it up another time. 1. A deep exploration of feelings. Not looking for perv chat!

When it comes to sharing a pic with a new connection:

3. Let’s get it out of the way early so we know each other is real and if we’re each other’s type (no hard feelings if not).

4. Let’s chat first, then we’ll share after we can tell if there’s a potential vibe. 1. I won’t share a picture because we should only be interested in each other’s souls, not appearance.

Who’d you get?!

14-15: Meredith - down for anything; it’s always a party with her!

12-13: Jan - boss lady in the streets, freak in the sheets.

10-11: Kelly - wild and fun but clingy and intense.

8-9: Pam - sweet and innocent but will stray for the right guy

7-6: Phyllis - a sweetheart unless you try to out muscle her on the party planning committee

5: Angela in Accounting