u/fixednbroken

Welp.

It’s been a while (post history will show, and I would say some thing have changed in a couple of years), but I feel like seeing who might be out there…

I love connecting with people over common interests, and I feel like I have a ton of them. I have a terminal degree and intelligence is important to me. I’m not saying you need an advanced degree, but be nerdy in your own way.

I’m a spouse, a parent, and a professional. I stand firm with the Oxford comma. I make time for those I care about. I can’t be an all-day-every-day person, let’s get that out there right away. But I do want at least some daily messages, even if it’s a quick hello some days and other days go deeper. I will respect your schedule in exchange for respecting mine.

I’m really more of a Q&A guy. I can’t think of what to put here but I’m down for 20 questions to get to know each other as an icebreaker. Once I feel rapport and trust, I open up more. And trust is massive in this, obviously.

I definitely want a sexual connection, but I do not want to be getting dirty out of the gate. I need a solid human connection first.

Please be married. Please be located in the U.S., preferably Eastern or Central Time. Please love animals. I prefer you are a parent. I prefer ages 30-50.

Oh, and if you don’t like vintage Simpsons, we probably won’t hit it off. Perhaps you could use that as a way to say hello?