u/flat_faye2000

Faye hadn't pooped in 3 days. She was always scrawny, but living on-campus, with the meal plan, she had definitely put on the freshman fifteen. Too bad none of those pounds went to her tits, she often sighed to herself. And apparently the food wasn't doing her guts any favors either.

Such an embarrassing problem to have, but at least it was easy to get an appointment fast at the on-campus health centers. Faye explains she's having "digestive issues" and after some prodding by the scheduler, admits to constipation.

Finally her name is called and she's taken back. Stand here, height 5'4", weight, 125 lb...ugh, she sighs. Sure, she's not fat but on her small frame that weight just doesn't feel right...flat chest and a little belly, thick thighs but still not much butt. "The jeans are at least a pound!" she thinks to herself as she's led to the exam room. And then it's more waiting. A nurse comes in, asks some questions, takes blood pressure, and hands Faye the classic and oh-so-flattering gown.

After the nurse leaves, Faye sighs, stripping off her jeans and basic cotton panties, pulling off her sweatshirt. No bra, of course, not that it would be needed under that sweatshirt, even if she did have tits. Tying the gown at the neck and waist and sitting on the paper-covered table, kicking her feet. "Why is the wait always so long?" she thinks, her lower belly a huge gnarled knot of crampy pain, pressure, and tightness. God if she could just poop!

Finally you walk in. You give me a quick once-over and a sly smile appears, then disappears so fast I think I imagined it.

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So, thinking this is a noncon scatty painal sort of situation...open to all genders, trans, futa, etc!

I think I was born to be a brown noser -- would love to talk to those who really enjoy having their back door nursed on. Bonus if it's hairy or plump, although really my tongue would be happy to explore any pucker, especially after a long day.

I love the idea of you coming home and just stripping off any obstructions and slowly sitting down on my face. If there was a work study program where my job was to learn how to clean your bottom with my tongue, I'd sign up for all the credits.

So if you're as enamoured with the idea of being rimmed daily as I am, let's chat😄

Submissive bifem here who's always been obsessed with bums. Having one sitting on my face is the best, even if it's sweaty or musky. Maybe my tongue just belongs in there?

Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to eat it in a non-sexual way -- rather as a bum cleaning service. Maybe it would be my job to lick it clean, no matter how dirty. Like it or not, that would be my job, the service I would learn to provide.

Any ladies like attention back there and interested in discussing? 🤤