you're my little hiking dog, ready to carry all my stuff, keep up with me and do whatever i tell u, all just for a chance to catch my gas, ur so damn pathetic
yeah, these shorts hug my ass just right while i'm out hiking. one look and ur already a pathetic little sniffer, desperate for my gas like the loser u are, that's all ur good for
a spoiled college girl like me just stopped right next to u and let one rip. oops. sucks to be u. i love watchin' pathetic little sniffers like u choke on my toxic gas. that's literally all you're good for anyway
how to get the perfect thick fart?
breakfast is a delicious egg toast, paid for by you
i'm bringing the leggings and a nice run
now i'm back from my run, all warmed up and my tummy's nice and relaxed, ready to send every last bit of gas straight your way, fart huffer
this elegant girl just got back from dinner and ur already here catching my gas, such a needy little sniffer, now pay for my dinner and maybe i'll let u catch even more next time
these black leggings completely short-circuit your brain. the second you see my ass in them, you're already too weak to think straight. then i let one rip, and suddenly you're throwing every last dollar into my wallet. you're seriously that easy to manipulate, loser
you're not my hiking partner, you're just my pathetic little trail dog. you'll chase my ass through the entire hike without complaining. you won't care if the wind's blowing the wrong way—you'll run around like a desperate puppy trying to catch every single fart
this brat girl doesn't give a shit about little eco rules. i literally fart three times more on hikes than i do at home. you'd never survive a hike with me, sniffer
this college girl just "accidentally" stopped right next to you and let one rip. oops. sucks to be you. i love watching pathetic little sniffers like you choke on my toxic gas. that's literally all you're good for anyway
night's here, which means i can let them slip even more quietly now, sniffer. you'll barely hear a thing then suddenly you're inhaling in every last bit . haha. and i don't feel even a little bit sorry for you