yeah i just got back from a run these shorts are soaked with the smell of my sweat and my fart you should be grateful and show some respect for what i'm giving you 😏💨
you're my little hiking dog, ready to carry all my stuff, keep up with me and do whatever i tell u, all just for a chance to catch my gas, ur so damn pathetic
yeah, these shorts hug my ass just right while i'm out hiking. one look and ur already a pathetic little sniffer, desperate for my gas like the loser u are, that's all ur good for
this brat girl's almost asleep but my stomach's still doing all the work, now shut up loser and don't wake me, make sure u breathe in every single fart and don't miss one bc if u do ur nothing but a worthless little sniffer to me
i know this has been your dream for a long time. that little toy is basically u, just as tiny and helpless
19yo college goddess is crushing u under my ass, and there's absolutely nothing u can do about it, ahahahah
a spoiled college girl like me just stopped right next to u and let one rip. oops. sucks to be u. i love watchin' pathetic little sniffers like u choke on my toxic gas. that's literally all you're good for anyway
how to get the perfect thick fart?
breakfast is a delicious egg toast, paid for by you
i'm bringing the leggings and a nice run
now i'm back from my run, all warmed up and my tummy's nice and relaxed, ready to send every last bit of gas straight your way, fart huffer