u/groundhoggrey

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Ridiculously large "beginner dildos"

Word to the wise: just because a dildo is listed as "small" and "beginner" doesn't mean it actually is. And when you're a complete beginner like I was a few years ago, the dimensions don't really mean anything to you. It can be hard to picture.

I was cleaning my room and found my first dildos from college, which are NOT body safe. The pink is the "beginner" one I bought. The second one is a "mini" one I purchased after it arrived. Its just slightly smaller than the average penis, for reference. I snapped a picture before tossing them in the trash just to show the size difference: https://drive.google.com/file/d/11\_78LHbqrT58t-SZP3idQRr2vKHDDXGY/view?usp=drivesdk.

Have fun, stay safe, and throw away all your PVC crap!

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u/groundhoggrey — 9 days ago

Didn't know I was into that

Went into the bathroom to shower. Took off my black briefs and realized there was a shiny spot on them. Lifted it up and sniffed it without really thinking. I held it up to my face and breathed in. I didn't want to put it down. It smelled good. Smelling it made me feel good. And then my mouth was open and I was tasting it, then I was licking it eagerly and it felt so good. My thighs are fucking shaking and I haven't touched between my legs.

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u/groundhoggrey — 12 days ago