Melissa (described here, some photos here, now with longer hair and a less flamboyant red, almost purple under the right light). Back that day after one year, she will stay one month and hope to travel again regularly to Darmstadt in the future. Great and authentic personality; out of this world body; superb sex in all positions, usuals and unusuals alike; the real deal.

Melissa.

Melissa.

Hannah, Romanian, around 1.65m, 30 years old, blonde hair, brown eyes, well-tanned, slim, enhanced breasts and lips, several small tattoos, the biggest on her left forearm, a piercing on her upper lip, another on the navel. In the club for several years, sits generally at the end of the bar facing the aquarium, but it's more complicated lately (more about that in the following musing). The start of the discussion was a little awkward as we crossed paths thousands of times without ever talking to each other, but after that it was nice, her English is good and she's easy to talk to. In the bedroom, good blowjob and sex in the usual positions. IoP quite overplayed but nothing too bad. Very professional, but the good type, she wants you to enjoy your time and listens to your wishes. Good average.

Floating spots

If you wonder why since the end of July you see the women put their bags and towels at the root of the palm trees, or do the rounds with them, it's because the management came with another rule: from now on the women can't let their bags, towels or plaids laying on a chair or a sofa when they are not there. In the last few months we all heard about tensions between the women, some even gave birth to nasty fights. As absolutely nobody could have ever predicted, the new rule about the sheets of course exacerbated those tensions. And because there were too many problems about spots and towels between the women, the management decided to forbid reserved spots altogether, even further increasing the tensions (and the search for a specific woman will be even more difficult for a newbie). By definition promiscuity is the name of the game in a brothel, but in that, like in everything, there are limits.

Melissa.

Bambi (described here). Second room even better than the first one. Great CIM finish. Recommended => Highly recommended.

Kathryn (described here, some photos here). Back that day after almost one year. Good PSE.

Brenda (described here). Superb sex, as always, and some genuine and lovely laughs that you can only have with longstanding regulars.

Melissa.

Universe 25

In a famous, even if highly criticized, ethological study, a scientist created an utopia: he put 8 mice (half male, half female) in a 101 square inch cage with unlimited food and water. What was bound to happen happened: the mice reproduced without limit and after around 560 days the colony had 2200 members. And then it collapsed. Some mice stopped reproducing, others let their newborn die. By day 600 the colony was close to extinction. The main explanation given by the scientist was that the extreme promiscuity caused such levels of stress that it disrupted the natural behaviours of the mice, what he coined "behavioral sink". Do whatever you want with that trivia.

Brenda.

Cataleya (described here).

Brenda.

Melissa. Now back in full red, and who told me that she officially endorses the moniker "Melissa Red" to help the overworked line-up creators.

Natalya, German, around 1.70m, low thirties, long black hair, slim and athletic, B cup sadly really sagging and with some stretch marks, no tattoo, piercing on the nipples and the navel. Arrived at the start of August. Sits at the bar, C4/C5. Great discussion in the main area, her English is very good, and she wants to take the time to get to know you (what she felt was missing when she worked in privat). In the bedroom everything was great, light kisses, blowjob, sex in the usual positions, great closeness and communication all along. IoP really overplayed but well done, I could almost believe it. Recommended.

Serendipitous art

During the afternoon when the roof windows are open, there are beams of light that pierces through the darkness of the club. That day early afternoon when the club was almost empty, Amira, in her usual black lingerie, was smoking while seated on the couch under the stair to the mezzanine, sauna side. She was in the semi-darkness, but the smoke from her cigarette was directly in one of those beams of light, and from my place I saw her only through the glowing smoke. A good photographer could have taken the perfect cover for a neo-noir novel about a femme fatale.

Liz, Romanian, second half of the twenties, between 1.65m and 1.70m, long blonde hair, splendid face (often compared to Dua Lipa), solarium tanned, slim and athletic, beautiful B cup, toned buttocks, one small tattoo of the numbers 11 and 13 on her calfs, a navel piercing. In the club for many years, the last core member of the barflies still regularly in the club with Emma, C5. It's my third room with her, but the previous one was in January 2023, far in my backlog of reports. One of the most beautiful women in the club, it's been easily one year that my lust for her body was growing. At my surprise the room was quite good. Very good blowjob, nice sex in the usual positions, in particular great closeness during the cowgirl. The big problem is how used she is to quick and easy rooms, and when the sex continues for a little too long she clearly tells you. Nonetheless she did listen to my wishes and genuinely tried to satisfy me. Good CIM. For adventurous men, even if I never had a bad room with her, many reports indicate that it happens.

Elisa, Romanian, low twenties, between 1.55m and 1.60m, black hair, brown eyes, well tanned, slim, nice A cup, no tattoo, a navel piercing. Arrived that day, I first thought that she was Nazar, she could be her sister. No fixed spot. Nice discussion in the main room, her English is very good. She explained that she worked before in privat outside of Germany, and it took her almost one week to register as a prostitute before starting in Sharks. In the bedroom, nice blowjob, great sex in the usual positions: superb closeness during the cowgirl that she continues as long as you wish, long eye contact during missionary, and she was very active during doggy. Perfect level of IoP for me, credible and not overdone. No CIM. Recommended.

Melissa. That session was in one of the mirror rooms, we had the most serious, and at the same time hilarious, discussion about her butt.

Musing about Muses

Outside of the sexual encounters, the most enjoyable aspect of the club for me are those times of acute boredom and loneliness when you can let your mind wander freely. Sauna is a perfect time for that (as long as no uneducated boors use it as their living room), but any moment can turn into a meditation.

"The ideas that had been passing through my mind were dispelled. They are goddesses who sometimes deign to make themselves visible to a solitary mortal, at a crossroads, or even in his bedroom while he sleeps, and they stand in the doorway to bring him their annunciation. But as soon as he is no longer alone, they vanish in a refusal to appear to more than one person at a time. So instead I found myself thrown back on friendship."

• Marcel Proust, The Guermantes Way

Elsa (described here). For the first time in this room she put her hand to check the condom during the first position. We talked about it and she stopped, but I hope it's not a habit she will take as it's a total no-go for me. Everything else was good, her progress is constant and even some unusuals requests are possible now.

Melissa.

Lory (described here). Back that day from her Summer vacation.

As expected for August, line-up quite limited. Very few new girls of interests, especially in comparison with a great July. But I utterly didn't care, as it was for me pretty much "Melissa's month".

TL/DR: 20 rooms, 11 different women, 3 new ones.

Freya (not seen since last year) is back from today.

Kathryn (also not seen from last year) is back from yesterday.

Melissa is back for two weeks and will sill be there the next two weekends.

Those returns gives me hope for a comeback from Lola. Wait and see.

Brenda is also back from today.

Abby
Alena
Alessia
Alina
Amaya
Andrea 2
Anjelica (Latvian)
Ariel
Bailey
Becky

Bella (French / Romanian)
Betty
Betty 2
Briana
Cassandra
Cataleya
Christina
Christina 2 (blonde)
Daniela
Dasha

Denisa
Diana
Doreen (German)
Edith
Elsa
Esther
Francesca (Romanian / Russian)
Francesca 2
Freya
Ginger (aka Gigi)

Hannah
Haziram
Heather
Heleni
Hervina
Holly
Ika
Ina
Isabella
Jenny

Jessica
Kaia
Kathy (ex-Nina)
Katy
Katya
Kika
Kim
Kim 66-70
Lexi 2
Lili

Liz
Loredana (aka Lory)
Lulu
Madi
Melania
Melissa
Melissa 2
Mia
Mina
Misha

Monica (Spanish / Romanian)
Nadina
Nia
Nico
Nora
Rahel
Ramona
Renata
Romy (aka Lucy)
Rosella

Ruby
Ruxy
Sabrina
Samy
Seli
Senna
Serena
Shani (aka Mina) (aka Kamilla) (Bulgarian)
Shirin
Simona 2

Sophia (North Macedonia)
Sophie 2
Sylvana (Italian)
Teodora
Teona
Vicky

Brenda (described here).

Brenda.

Alena (described here, some photos here). Perfect session for my first outdoor sex of the year.

Annalise, Romanian, 20 years old, around 1.60m, light brown hair, clear grey eyes, slim but not really athletic, nice pointy A cup, few small tattoos, a navel piercing. Arrived at the start of June, directly from Romania. Sits with Rosella on F4. Almost no discussion in the main area, her English is nonexistent, but she's smiling and nice so I decided to pursue it. In the bedroom, nice blowjob, sex in the usual positions, but she's really passive. I liked the long eye contact and her smile during the missionary, but it's not close enough to make a good room. Technical skills below average, and anything outside of the run-of-the-mill was impossible.

Police everywhere, justice nowhere

All the talks in the club that trip was about a police raid in Oase. From what I gathered it was pretty much a repeat of what happened in Sharks last year: they checked the papers of the women, then the men. The novelty was the presence of Romanian cops; rumours were flying in all directions about why. The only impact on Sharks was the return of the girls' papers checked at their arrival by the receptionist, and the rumour of an imminent raid in Darmstadt that didn't come.

Brenda.

Freya, Romanian, second half of the twenties, around 1.65m, long dark hair that she often wears in a bun or a ponytail, slim and athletic, superb B cup, buttocks beautifully toned, a sentence all along her spine, a piercing on her labia. Arrived at the end of June from Austria, for the simplest reason possible, in her own words: "work was shitty". Sits on the first armchair after the entry, the old spot of Mahira and I had to do a double check to confirm that it was not her, they bear a slight resemblance to each other, B7. Nice discussion in the main area, her English is good. In the bedroom, a really good blowjob that she continues as long as you wish. Very good sex in the usual positions, good level of IoP. She listens to your wishes, and really tries to satisfy your needs. Recommended.

Brenda.

Roxane, Romanian, 27 years old, above 1.70m, long black hair, brown eyes, white skin, interesting bodytype, from the waist up, very slim with nice A cup, but buttocks quite bigger than my usual style, some very small tattoos, a navel piercing. In the club for two years, but with only very short stays, in total maybe less than two full months during those two years. Sits on D6 or on the pole dance, E7. The first time I saw her two years ago I instantly knew that I wanted to do a room with her, but she was almost always with customers for hours and I missed my chance. I saw her again the following year, but history repeated itself. This time she was easier to approach. Very nice discussion in the main room, her English is good and she's really easy to talk to. In the bedroom, some nice kisses, good blowjob, sex in the usual positions where she's really active, superb long eye contact during cowgirl and missionary, nice bouncy doggy, my preference is still for toned buttocks, but change is nice from time to time. IoP slightly overplayed but nothing bad. Great closeness all along, for a man searching a GFE room, she likely could deliver it very well. Recommended.

In praise of slow days

The obsession about AC is back in the subreddit, like every Summer. It's funny how that subject is never talked about in the other forums about Sharks, but here it seems to be a matter of life or death. During that time I was in the club under the brunt of the heatwave and I enjoyed each minute of it. Yes, every motion you do you will sweat. So you move slowly; you live slowly. To see so many superb women having a great time fully nude around the pool was a pure delight. Each day different ones were the spotlight of the show. One day it was Alessia, Elsa, and Isabella, sharing two sunbeds all afternoon. Another time it was Alena and Lara playing in the pool. Then Brenda and Rahel doing rounds of the garden together (that one being likely a once in a lifetime sight). And so many more. Even in the bedroom, with some imagination it can be a source of creativity. Enjoy those slow days. They go by too fast.

Bella, Romanian who lived in France, mid-twenties, around 1.70m, long black hair, brown eyes, slim and athletic, big round enhanced breasts, a tattoo covering her right forearm, a navel piercing. Arrived mid-June, sits on the sofa facing the aquarium, F5. Nice discussion in the main room, until the moment we started to talk prices, but we did find an agreement. In the bedroom she was quite bossy. Good blowjob but she wanted to pass to sex quickly, I asked to continue, she did it but for a short time before asking again to start sex. Nice sex in the usual positions, she's active and with good closeness. IoP really overplayed, even more so when she started to feel that the room was long enough and she started the ridicule "come baby, come". She did everything agreed in the lounge, but I really feel that for her it was a low cost room, so I had the Ryanair level of session. Good technical skills, superb body, but behaviour far from what I expect. Below average.

Hervina (described here, some photos here). The perks from my trio with her and Amanda some months ago carried over to this room. Once you know how to get around her limitations, you can have really nice sessions with her.

Amanda (described here, some photos here).

Francesca, second of that name, Romanian, allegedly 18 years old (it could be true), around 1.65m, brown hair, typical gipsy skin tone, slim and athletic, nice A cup, some very small tattoos, a brand new navel piercing. Arrived at the start of July. Sits in the German corner, A4. Limited discussion in the lounge, she barely speaks English. In the bedroom, okay blowjob, sex in the usual positions where she's nicely active, in particular a superb cowgirl. Good eye contact. IoP really overplayed. She was quite lazy and some cunning persuasion was needed to obtain a full room. For the adventurous men.

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!(All natural)

If there is one thing that I didn't see coming with the advent of image-generating LLM, was the ubiquitous use of it by all the saunaclubs. It took several years for Sharks, but now every part of their branding is based on the same AI girl. The final touch was the redesign of the VIP card. They also had the good idea to use the bank card format.

Alessia (described here) & Isabella (described here, some photos here). The whole exceeds the sum of its parts.

Brenda. Who remembered that our last outdoor session together was two years ago.

Jessica, Romanian, presents herself as Italian, low twenties, around 1.60m, mid-length black hair, white skin, slim, nice perky A cup, some small tattoos, one bigger along her spine, a navel piercing. Arrived at the start of July, allegedly her first venture in this business. Sits on the sofa facing the bar on E5. Very interesting discussion in the main room, her English is good and she's easy to talk to. In the bedroom, good blowjob, sex in the usual positions except cowgirl, I replaced it by a straight spooning. I particularly liked the long eye contact during missionary, and the doggy was superb. She listened to my wishes, really tried to satisfy me. Her behaviour was great, friendly, with nice closeness. Above average.

Performative contradiction

As an old regular and connoisseur of the club, I would like to give one piece of advice: don't give much credit to the advice coming from men who present themselves as "old regular and connoisseur of the club". Many men in the club, or in forums, are full of certainties based only upon in-group discussions. In Reddit parlance it's called a circlejerk. Quite fitting.

Amanda.

Ginger (aka Gigi, described here). More than two years after my last room with her, and it's been months that I want to do a repeat. But her schedule is erratic, she arrives very late and is often already booked, so it didn't happen until now. That room was everything I anticipated, and even more. One of the best blowjobs in the club, superb sex where she never gets tired, great closeness, perfect level of IoP. Stellar.

Freya.

Lory (described here).

Brenda.

Cataleya (described here).

Winning combo

Years passing, I've done pretty much every possible room permutation with my regulars, but I think it's the first time that I do a Brenda then Cataleya combo. Lately, Brenda slightly moved her spot, and when I approached the young model she was only one chair away resting at her spot, an uncommon occurrence, and I had a genuine moment of pause when, coming out of nowhere, my subconscious told me "Why not both?". Thankfully, or sadly, I will never know, my higher brain functions quickly enumerated all the reasons why it would be a bad idea.

Kim, second of that name, Romanian, 27 years old, blond and brown mid-length hair, brown eyes, white skin, slim, B to C cup slightly sagging, many tattoos, the most distinctive being two numbers on her calfs, 66 and 70, a navel piercing, and one on her right nostril. Arrived in the first week of July, worked before in many clubs, among them some of the clubs of the group Imperium (the owner of Globe). Sits on the arm of the sofa from the canapé étrange facing the TV, F6. It took me several days before I decided to go talk to her: she constantly wears a plaid from the club. But one slow day she finally removed it, and what I saw finally decided me. Nice discussion in the main room, her English is good. In the bedroom, very good blowjob, sex in the usual positions where she's nicely active, with great closeness, IoP slightly overplayed. I really liked how cheerful she was for all the duration of the session. Recommended.

Amanda. Every year she needs heatwaves to finally remove her towel for some days. It is so lovely to see her walking fully nude in the club. We talked about it several times, but that is how it is.

Elsa (described here). Her blowjob is much better than from her debut, even if still far from great. Significant progress all around in less than a year.

Amanda. Who is planning a return to München next week.

Diana (described here).

Bambi, German, 23 years old, around 1.70m, blonde hair, slim and athletic, nicely enhanced B cup with a superb shape, looking almost natural, many tattoos, a rhinestone over her left cheek, another one over the middle of her breasts, a navel piercing. She did a short stint last year, she's back since mid-July and she told me she wants to be in the club more often. Sits on the German corner, A4. In the top 5 of the club, the type of woman that clearly dominates any room she enters. Nice discussion in the lounge area, her English is better than mine and she's easy to talk to. In the bedroom, good blowjob that she continues as long as you wish, sex in the usual positions where she's active and with great closeness. Long eye contact during missionary. IoP really overplayed. She listens to your wishes, and really tries to satisfy you. Recommended.

Trebuie să plătești ca să trăiești

And so the new rule about the cost for additional towels came to pass. To say that it was received as a shock by the men, and even more so by the women, is an understatement. I started to write a list of all the reasons why it was a bad idea, but I lost the motivation. The recurring joke in the club was that soon the management will ask money for toilet paper. The title of this musing comes from one of the girls, and I found that Romanian saying perfect for this situation.

The main information from those trips is a full reversal of the state of the turn-over. For months I've been complaining about the low level of new arrivals; in June, and even more so in July, there was a massive influx, and many of them to my tastes. I've seen new girls survey the premises with a member of the staff every visit. And for the first time this year I had more choices than timeslot available.

TL/DR: 27 rooms, 19 different women, 8 new ones.

Edit: it took only one day for the first backtrack. It's now 2€ for every two towels, for the men and the women.

As of today, only two towels are included in the entry fee. Every additional ones will cost 2€.

For the women it's three towels and three bed sheets.

I don't see how the club will survive this. Any sauna session will cost you several euros in towels alone.

Abby
Adriana (ex-Daria)
Alena
Alessia
Alexia
Alina
Amaya
Anaïs
Anastasia
Andrea 2

Anjelica (Latvian)
Anna (ex-Amira '22)
Annie (Spanish)
Ariella (Bulgarian)
Bella (French / Romanian) (new)
Brenda
Briana
Camilla
Carla (ex-Rania)
Cataleya

Catalina
Chantal
Christina
Claudia
Daniela
Denisa
Denisa 2
Doreen (German)
Edith
Elsa

Emma
Esther
Flavia (Romanian / Turkish)
Flori
Freya (new)
Gabriela
Genesis
Heather
Heleni
Hervina

Holly
Ika
Ina
Isabella
Jasmin
Jelila (Lebanese / German)
Kathy (ex-Nina)
Katy
Katya
Kika

Kim
Lara
Lory 2
Lulu
Madi
Maia
Maria (Bulgarian)
Melek
Mia
Mila

Mina
Mira (aka Mihaela) (Romanian / Ukrainian)
Nico
Nicole
Nikki
Nora
Rahel
Ramona (for a short time, she fainted, likely due to the heat)
Renata
Romy (aka Lucy)

Rosella
Roxane
Ruby
Sabrina
Samy
Saskia
Selena
Shani (aka Mina) (aka Kamilla) (Bulgarian)
Shirin
Simona 2

Sky
Sophia (North Macedonia)
Sylvana (Italian)
Vanessa
Vanessa 2

Abby
Alba
Alena
Alexia
Amal
Amaya
Amira
Anastasia
Anda
Andrea 2

Anjelica (Latvian)
Anna (ex-Amira '22)
Annalise (new)
Annie (Spanish)
Ariella (Bulgarian)
Bailey
Becky
Bella (new)
Brenda
Camilla

Carla (ex-Rania)
Cataleya
Catalina
Chelsy
Christina
Claudia
Cleo 2
Daniela
Denisa
Denisa 2

Diana
Doreen (German)
Edith
Elsa
Emma
Flori
Gabriela
Heather
Hervina
Holly

Hyatt (German / Turkish)
Ika
Isabella
Ivana
Jasmin
Jelila (Lebanese / German)
Kathy (ex-Nina)
Katy
Katya
Kim

Lara
Laura
Lexi
Lia (German)
Liz
Lory 2
Madi
Maia
Melania
Melek

Mila
Nadina
Nia
Nico
Nicole
Nora
Olivia
Rahel
Ramona
Renata

Rosella
Ruby
Ruxy
Samy
Saskia
Shani (aka Mina) (aka Kamilla) (Bulgarian)
Shirin
Simona 2
Sky
Sylvana (Italian)

Tamara
Teodora
Tina 2
Ulia (Austrian)
Vanessa
Vanessa 2
Vicky