r/fkksharks

I was wondering that it seems alot of girls are on holiday now. When is it likely they will return. Will be there early September. Thanks.

I was originally inspired by a post in this subreddit talking about Scandallo vs FKK Sharks - although I can no longer seem to find the account I think I saved his name as OKSwimmer.

This guy indirectly influenced (much time later) me and a buddy to head to Sao Paulo to check it out ourselves. If you're still here somewhere, thank you.

I thought I'd give back by giving another look on how an FKK Sharks regular can enjoy, with a focus on the Sharks regular POV (big lineups, prices, extras for GFE, club amenities, and so forth) for the major nightclubs in Sao Paulo: Scandallo, Gauguin, and Casarao.

I've been to Sharks for about a decade now (minus COVID times, as I am US based), and I've seen the ebbs and flows of the club over time. I think there's a cloud hanging over the locals, and while as a foreigner I still enjoy it, it's also clear to me that now is the time to scout for alternatives while still enjoying Sharks where I can.

Logistics:

Frankfurt airport is an international travel hub with many worldwide options. When leaving the airport, an Airliner transport to Darmstadt takes but 30 mins and is efficient, cheap, and reliable.

Sao Paulo's main international hub, GRU, is a well maintained and modern airport. However the transport into Sao Paulo itself is not as well developed. The traffic of Sao Paulo is horrendous and I would budget 1 hr to travel from airport to city center. The primary recommendation I have before you go is to download and set up the 99 app. It is Brazil's version of didi, and offers better rates than Uber. If money isn't a concern then Uber is also effective. You'll use it a lot - for the major clubs the Metro is not an effective method of transport.

Finances:

At the time of this writing,

500 BRL = approx $100 USD = approx 86€.

Its slightly more, technically 5.18 to 1, but I rounded for simplicity.

One of the main obstacles you'll run into in Sao Paulo is not getting to the clubs. It's getting cash! While most ATMs in Germany impose no limits on cash (at least not one an American ever seems to observe- it could just be higher than my bank's own limit of $2000 USD per day), Brazil's ATMs put very stringent limits on how much cash you can take out per day. The best of them (Banco Bradesco) allows 2500 BRL/day, approx $500. Some of the others have lower limits. This works out to you needing to hit the ATM virtually every day assuming you're indulging, so locating yourself near a few good ATMs run by big, official banks is key (Bradesco, 24horas, Santander)

You also have the option of bringing cash which you can exchange at the casas de cambio (money changers), but be prepared to get a 4.7-4.9 rate offer. Terrible! If you're exchanging a lot you can negotiate, so definitely use that option if you're doing cash exchange.

Lastly, you can pay by card at these clubs. Even assuming you had no concern about the paper trail (I don't, actually), they charge a RIDICULOUS markup fee (10%). That's worse than any hit you'll take exchanging cash, although the benefit is you don't have to walk around with a giant wad of cash in your pockets.

Sao Paulo itself is relatively cashless. I haven't run into a single store or restaurant that did not take a visa card, with one exception. It seems you need a Brazilian ID to get a metro card for the subway. First country I ever encountered that this is the case, and this makes it kind of annoying as you need to go to the ticket counter and pay in cash for single ride tickets.

Timing:

One of the most interesting contrasts to Sharks is that in Sao Paulo, Tues-Thurs are the big days with the best lineups, and Fri/Sat are the slowest. Chatting with some of the girls, this is driven from one of the biggest contrasts to Sharks: many of these girls are just normal girls with other jobs, studies, and generally a life. They want to go out on weekends. They want to rest on weekends. They want to spend time with the rest of their friends who are off on the weekends - they work the nights on the weekdays often after their job/class/etc.

While this is certainly still the case for some Sharks girls, I've found that in general it is not. They came for this job, and they work when the volume of customers is the highest.

For those of you who really like a vibe with a girl that has other things going on - this is a far better environment. For those that don't care - well, this might be worse, you can't guarantee your favorite girl will be back the next night or on the weekend.

This also creates the next contrast: at Sharks the lineup starts trickling in throughout the day, maybe 3-4pm all the way through 8-9 when girls slowly decide to leave as the night carries on.

Scandallo opens at noon, but nothing is really going until 7-8pm at the earliest. Gauguin opens at 5 and doesn't start going until 8 at the earliest. Casarao isn't even open until 10pm. It IS advisable to be there at 7-8-9 if you want the best girls though - the true 10/10s get attention early.

Closing time seems to be 4-5AM.

Clubs Environment:

Scandallo is the classiest environment of all the major nightclubs. It blows sharks completely out of the water - where we're acutely aware of how sharks is a crumbling industrial warehouse, Scandallo is the highest of high end clubs with 4 main areas: a nightclub, a restaurant, a billiards room, and an outdoor patio. The cleanliness is excellent. The restaurant serves terrific food - I had sushi and filet mignon and it was all done very well. You could fit 20 of the sharks "restaurant" inside their restaurant - it was the size of a large, real restaurant. The patio is the best place for a chat with softer music and many tables and couches and a bar (around the size of the Sharks outdoor area), and the nightclub has a stage with live music acts and a DJ.

Gauguin is like a smaller version of Scandallo. The nightclub itself is the primary congregation area for Gauguin, but it also has an outdoor patio about half the size, and no restaurant although food is served. Casarao is the smallest and the least classy - there's an upstairs and downstairs area and each feels somewhat cramped and small. There's really nowhere to get away from the loud music, and while they do serve food in the downstairs area, I did not touch it.

Sharks fans are going to be most at home in Scandallo - it's the closest in size and the potential to spend an extensive amount of time there. The lineup is larger than Sharks. Gauguin and Casarao both boast large lineups as well - maybe more comparable to sharks - but lack the sheer size and scale.

One of the things that Sharks fans might feel the most lacking is the entertainment. For sauna/cold plunge/massage fans, Sharks at least has the wellness stuff to kill some downtime on. I can't say Scandallo has anything of the sort. However, given that there's much more expectations around spending time with girls NOT in the room, there's just far less downtime overall.

The entry prices are-

Scandallo: 600 BRL entry, 400 consumables.

Gauguin: 150 BRL entry.

Casarao: 60 BRL entry.

These entries can vary. Sometimes these clubs have an "event" and raise the entry. Some extremely popular bands play at them. The only way you can know is to look for their news (e.g. on Whatsapp). If that's too much work you can just cross your fingers.

You need ID to go into any club is Brazil. They seem relatively indifferent to what kind - an American driver's license worked for me for example.

The Game:

For the most part, in Sao Paulo the girls will not approach you unless you meet their eyes and give them some sign. In Sharks, that's the case for some but you also have quite a number of sharks doing their shark thing.

However, approaching a girl you like is no different than sharks, the usual smile and cold open. One huge difference is that while English is commonly used at Sharks, I'd estimate that only 20% of the girls in these clubs speak any English at all, with only maybe 3-5% approaching anything resembling conversational.

One compensating factor is that phones are allowed at these clubs, although taking photos is still not tolerated, it's understood that the translator is a major part of communication.

The girls are remarkably accustomed to this, and I had some surprisingly good conversations at these clubs, far better than Sharks. When the phone isn't allowed, you run pretty dry on the average Romanian girl's English vocabulary by the 10 minute mark. The other difference is that at Scandallo/ Gauguin, the flirting is expected and part of the experience. On average I spent 60-90 minutes with a girl before any mention of the room, and it was anything from talking to cuddling on the couch, to cheeky foreplay, or kissing.

If you have any command of Portuguese at all, I expect your experience will be 2x better than mine. I speak some Spanish, which did help as some of the girls also spoke decent Spanish.

Bring a battery bank if you're going to spend all night and also need your phone to call a ride back.

Now for the attractiveness / lineup quality, Scandallo is the cream of the crop. I saw 10-15 girls each night at a level of attractiveness I considered to be 9 or 10 out of 10 (I like slim but not skinny, natural, soft features). By comparison at Sharks that might be 1-3 girls per trip. To give you an idea of my preferences: The old controversial Simona that sat at the bar was a 9 for me. Current petite lulu is a 7. Current Elsa is a 9. Lexi (Sarah Michelle gellar lookalike) is an 8. Rahel is a 7. The tall, model-like cataleya was an 8 once upon a time, like a 6 the last time I saw her. Old Angelina Jolie-like Kitty was an 8.

Gauguin was 2nd best, but the number of stunners was at a much lower ceiling, with maybe only 1-3 girls entering to the 9/10 territory, and Casarao didn't have any. I want to reiterate that the average attractiveness was still very high, and I was very happy with the looks in every location, but the only one that beats the pants off of Sharks is Scandallo when it comes to the looks ceiling. As with any club, there's always plenty, plenty of girls that are unremarkable (the bulk of them). If they were just girls off a dating site I'd certainly be happy if they showed up, but in this environment not even a consideration i'd take them.

It's safe to say I had sessions with some of the hottest girls I've ever seen in my life, and that's something I rarely say about any Sharks trip, although again I'm perfectly, perfectly happy with "very attractive". It's just when you've done this hobby long enough and the list of girls piles into 4 digits, mental rankings and tiers start to form more clearly.

One of the warnings is that implants and butt lifts are quite common in Brazil, and holding to my natural preference required some filtering. If you're into that more plastic look anyway, you'll be even happier than me.

The Room:

Scandallo: 340 BRL room fee, Girls 1000-1500

Gauguin: 250 BRL room fee, Girls 700-1000

Casarao: 120 BRL room fee, Girls 500-700

All of the above is 1 hour.

When compared to sharks, these prices can seem a bit hefty. However one of the distinguishing factors is that the service standard seems much, much, much higher.

Sharks has had a string of hit and miss experiences of late, with lackluster DFK even at the 50€ extra paid, rushed rooms, and a general lack of higher standards. For those that have been with Maxima, that is closer to "above average" in Sao Paulo where in Sharks I'd call Maxima "the best service you can get".

This doesn't mean you shouldn't clarify expectations before the room, but in general expect GFE to be included, BBBJ to be included, and in most cases the full hour is guaranteed (a call comes up from reception at 50 mins in Gauguin). The girls are passionate, and in general from building that rapport for 90 mins before the room there's often some inside jokes, laughing, joking, and teasing.

One note: if you're obviously a tourist and ask a girl to name a price, she'll often quote 2000+. I wouldn't even ask. Make an offer you think is fair. Make it inside those ranges, be aware if you're shooting for a girl that probably has tons of customers vs one that probably doesn't when thinking about your offer. Be aware if it's 9pm vs 3am. Be prepared to walk if it's not agreed to. Getting stuck in extensive negotiations is not how one should spend their time, and it's a vibe killer for me.

In all cases, after the business, you'll be led to a lobby area with the girl with a reception for the rooms. For casarao, this involves going outside and to the building next door. Scandallo and Gauguin have it attached. The rooms all have their own private shower and they give you clean towels (packaged in plastic), condoms, and soap. Girls never seemed to have a problem when I brought my own condoms.

The quality of these rooms is good but nothing remarkable, I would consider them to be slightly less grimy than Sharks in the case of Scandallo and Gauguin, although the size is similar. For Casarao, slightly more grimy than Sharks.

It's also possible to take a girl out of the club, paying an exit fee. I haven't done it myself but I hear it's 500 BRL. I personally don't love the idea of a stranger in my room (never had a bad experience myself but I heard too many stories) so if this is your thing, there's a number of good love motels in Sao Paulo. You can also get the girl's number and skip the exit fee as long as she's willing to spend time with you at the rate you agree to.

The most analogous experience to us sharks folks, however, is the club to the room, back to the club. I'd argue it still wins for safety, convenience, and some of us don't really want to talk to the girl all night.

The aftermath:

So you finish up and walk out. Post nut clarity sets in. What are you doing here? Maybe time to get a drink and relax.

In these clubs, your tab is on a wristband or card that is tied to the ID you gave when you entered.

I presume that the intention is this obfuscates the tab you're running up on drinks, and this is how they make money. Scandallo I think is the worst offender - water is 40 BRL there. By comparison the rather well made filet mignon is 140 BRL.

I see a lot of shit talked about Sharks mgmt but man, the club is still somewhere you can spend all day. Food and drinks and some entertainment (wellness) included. If you tried to do that at Scandallo you'd die of thirst or go broke - although again the food at Scandallo is fantastic and worth mentioning as a perk. Gauguin has unremarkable bar food you can order, and Casarao has nothing that looks edible.

When you're ready to go you settle up your tab.

City Safety:

I never personally felt in any danger in Sao Paulo, but it's definitely worth noting that this is not Germany.

There's still inadvisable places to be at night so I'd recommend the Uber/99 straight from club to hotel, vice versa when you do these things.

If you stick to that, I also imagine you'll feel perfectly safe.

Summary:

Sharks wins: Experiences besides girls in the club (Wellness features, place to hang out all day, included food/drinks), ease of logistics (e.g. currency), ease of use of English / German

Sao Paulo clubs wins: Looks by a wide margin, quantity by a small margin, experience with girls in the club (flirting, chatting), experience in the room (more GFE, passion, etc)

Without considering service variance: Sharks would win on price vs Scandallo, but be level with Gauguin, and be more expensive vs Casarao.

If you all want to know about the other parts of the scene (Clinicas), it's much more cheaply priced and some of the girls are very hot and the service i experienced was excellent. No club environment though so it isn't really comparable to sharks. Happy to share if you ask.

hows the line up at sharks this weekend? any forecast? My last visit was 4 weeks ago and the line was not as good as in May. Are the girls back from their "summer break"? Whats up?

I’m a 31-year-old white man with autism and a physical disorder that makes it even harder for me to have physical sexual encounter.

Technically, I’m not a virgin anymore because my penis had already been inside a vagina before, but I didn’t cum and it was only very brief. So technically not a virgin anymore, but pretty damn close…

After thinking for a long time about whether I should actually visit a sauna club, and after reading quite a few experiences here on Reddit, I finally decided to go to Sharks, which many people describe as one of the best clubs in Europe, together with Wellcum and Globe.

On Friday, August 21st, I started my car around noon and made my way to Darmstadt, which is more than 200 km away from where I live.

I don’t remember exactly when I arrived, but it must have been around 2–3 PM.

I quickly stopped at the nearby REWE to buy a toothbrush and some condoms, since I had read several reports here about the supposedly terrible “red condoms” at Sharks.

I actually managed to get a parking spot, which surprised me. By early evening, the entire parking lot was already full.

I sat in my car for a few minutes because I was incredibly nervous about going inside. But then I thought to myself: I had just spent two and a half hours driving here. I’m not going to turn around now.

So I went inside but i remember I was so extremely nervous.

The woman at the entrance said, “69 euros, please.” I handed her two €50 notes got my change and went toward the changing rooms on the left.

The woman at the towel counter called me back:

“Sir Don’t you need a bathrobe and towels?”

I was so nervous that I hadn’t even thought about it.

“Yes, of course,” I said, feeling like an idiot.

She gave me two towels, a bathrobe and slippers, and I went into the changing rooms on the left.

In hindsight, I probably should have taken one regular towel and one sauna towel instead, since I ended up going to the sauna three times that day, including sauna infusions performed by Dieter.

After finally finding my locker—which, if you ask me, had a pretty weird numbering system—I changed and went to the showers. Only three of them seemed to work properly.

I then entered the main hall, or whatever you want to call it, and was immediately overwhelmed by all the impressions.

Loud music. Naked women walking around or sitting everywhere.

Even though the club wasn’t particularly crowded yet, I had the feeling that some people were looking at me. I guess it was probably immediately obvious that I was new because of the nervous way I was walking around and looking at everything.

I decided to attend one of the sauna infusions with sauna master Dieter first. It was actually surprisingly good, although in terms of length and variety it couldn’t really compete with a traditional Aufguss in a German sauna.

But that’s not why I was here anyway.

Afterwards, I went to the buffet area and had a look at the food.

There was pork, chicken and beef. Since I don’t really like eating pork, I initially went for the beef, together with some rice, salad and some weird fish rings. I also took some noodles and covered them with a generous amount of Pecorino cheese that was sitting next to them.

The noodles and salad were okay. The beef, however, was incredibly tough and basically inedible.

And I don’t even want to talk about those weird fish rings. They were absolutely disgusting.

It wasn’t until Saturday that I found out from one of the kitchen staff that both types of sausages on display were actually beef. On Friday, I had assumed they were pork, which I generally avoid.

The chicken I tried later, by the way, was surprisingly good.

After showering, I returned to the bar area, where a German guy around my age, whom I had already briefly talked to in the sauna, approached me again.
He had a blonde women with black huge glasses medium height nice facial structure nice boobs (but you can’t really tell the height cause they all wear super tall heels)

He said:

“That’s Ruby. She’s great, trust me. You can’t go wrong with her. She’s a really nice girl.”

At first I told him I needed to go back to the sauna because at that point I was still too nervous to go to a room with a woman.

She did look attractive to me, though, and she spoke good German and seemed very friendly.

After thinking about it for a little longer, I agreed.

“Okay, let’s do half an hour.”

She grabbed two of those bed-sheet things and we went downstairs to the first room. We had to wait a few minutes because all the rooms were occupied, but it was less than five minutes.
Man I can’t even tell you how insanely nervous I was in this situation

She asked me what I wanted to do and what I was interested in.

I told her that I had very little sexual experience and honestly didn’t really know what I liked yet, but that I was generally interested in things like 69.

She said, “Sure, we can do that.”

We went into the room. I took off my bathrobe and lay down on the bed while she got into the 69 position.

She had a very beautiful body, smelled good also a beautiful pussy and everything was very well maintained, with soft, slightly tanned skin.

However, the room was extremely hot and stuffy. On top of that, as I mentioned earlier, I am disabled and have difficulties relaxing in situations like this. As a result, my erection wasn’t really cooperating.

I had already been worried beforehand that this might happen, but obviously I had hoped it would be different.

She sat on my face for a few minutes, which I really enjoyed. For the rest of the time, we mostly talked. She came across as a genuinely nice person.

Of course, I wasn’t particularly happy with the room, but that wasn’t her fault. She did her best, was kind, attractive and seemed like a nice person. If I can’t get hard, I can’t really blame her for that.

So I would still recommend Ruby.

(Although I think there might potentially be two Rubys. I once read a report about another Ruby who apparently has reddish hair. This Ruby had large black glasses, a tattoo on her leg and some other tattoos and is dark blonde.)

We went back to the lockers. I got €100 from my locker and gave it to her.

We kissed on the cheek said goodbye and told each other we’d probably see each other again later.

I then went back to the sauna with mixed feelings, lay down and started thinking about how I wanted to spend the rest of the day.

And to be completely honest, I was already pretty sad at this point that at 31 years old I wasn’t able to get an erection with such an attractive woman.

While I was sitting in the sauna, the guy who had recommended Ruby came over to me.

We clapped hands.

I said to him:

“Ruby said she doesn’t even know you.”

He just laughed and said:

“I know.”

We both laughed.

The bastard had recommended me a woman he’d apparently never even been to a room with himself.😂

After the sauna, I decided to go upstairs and sit in the jacuzzi, where I started talking to a Taiwanese guy.

He was friendly and we got along well.
We talked for at least an hour
In general, I was surprised by the sheer number of people from all over the world who come to Sharks.

I met people from China, Japan, Taiwan, India, France, Singapore, Libya, the US, Russia and Italy, and men of all kinds of ethnicities: white men, many Black men as well on Friday, Arab men, Asian men, Indian man.

The German men, however, were mostly over 60, with some exceptions.

While I was sitting in the jacuzzi upstairs, a young blonde woman walked past with what appeared to be an older Chinese gentleman.

Holy shit, I found her incredibly attractive.

She had tattoos underneath her collarbones, one on her leg that looked like a flower, one entire arm tattooed all the way down to her hand, and several smaller tattoos, including some on both feet and a tiny one on her back.

I immediately thought that I really wanted to talk to her.

Purely based on looks, she was probably the most beautiful—or at least one of the most beautiful—women I would see there that day.

When she finished with the Chinese guy, another man immediately approached her. They disappeared into a room for 30 minutes or maybe an hour.

Later, I saw her sitting at the bar, being approached by several more men.

But when she eventually stood up to leave, I smiled at her and gestured for her to come over.

She did.

We briefly introduced ourselves. Her name was Helen (Hailey) and she was from the Czech Republic she said.
I asked whether she had time for me.

I wanted 69, oral, regular sex positions and BBBJ.

She said okay, €100 for 30 minutes.

I agreed and asked if we could go to one of those tent-like areas upstairs next to the larger jacuzzi.

She told me to get two bed sheets from the reception with my locker number. I did that and I also went to my locker and also grabbed my phone so I could keep track of the time and potentially play some music. I took a sildenafil (like viagra) pill and I also wanted to use a better condom which I took out of my locker as well because, as mentioned earlier, I’d heard some pretty bad things about the condoms at Sharks.

Then we went upstairs.
We lay down and cuddled briefly.
Then I asked her to get into the 69 position.
And she had the most beautiful pussy I had ever seen in my life.
Seriously. Absolutely insane.
My dick actually got hard as well.
Her insanely beautiful pussy lips definitely helped with my ability to get an erection.
I slowly and gently ran my hands over her back, down her legs and over her feet. I really enjoyed touching her soft, smooth skin, especially on her back and her butt.
Sometimes, while we were being intimate, she would move her body in a way that brought her intimate parts closer to my face, and I honestly enjoyed that a lot.
Whenever I was touching her feet or legs she would hold them out toward me and slightly bend them so I could caress them more easily. She clearly knows exactly what she’s doing. What a beautiful body and face she has is insane.

After about ten minutes, we switched positions and I asked her to ride me.

She seemed almost disappointed that I had actually gotten an erection, since I had already told her beforehand that getting hard was difficult for me.
She said:
“Unfortunately, you actually got an erection. Now I guess we have to fuck.”
She clearly didn’t seem very happy about it.
Later she told me that she has so many rooms every day that sex can actually hurt her. I believe her. My dick is pretty average when I actually manage to get an erection, so I definitely don’t have a huge cock that should normally cause pain.

She didn’t really want to do cowgirl and asked for missionary instead.
That was also difficult because my back was hurting that day in that position, so we tried doggy style.
Before that, she put on one of the shitty red condoms.
I didn’t bother asking her to let me use my own condom, so we stayed in doggy for a little while.

But she said she was experiencing vaginal pain and didn’t want to continue with penetration.
I said, “Okay, no problem. Let’s just spend the remaining ten minutes finishing with 69.”
Unfortunately, I couldn’t finish.
After almost 30 minutes, she got up and we went back to the lockers.

On the way there, she told me how much she hated her job and that she would quit immediately if she could find anything that paid even remotely as much.
Not exactly a compliment for me that she happened to tell me how much she hated her job immediately after our room.
The room with her was technically okay from a performance perspective, but it was obvious that she didn’t particularly like me, didn’t find me attractive, and absolutely doesn’t like what she was doing.
She still performed, though.

It was kind of like going to a hairdresser who hates cutting hair and is in a terrible mood, but somehow you still walk out with a decent haircut.

I gave her the €100.
We did the obligatory cheek kisses goodbye and she disappeared into the ladies’ room.

Even though I hadn’t finished, I was exhausted and went back to the sauna, lying down on the lowest bench and trying to mentally calm down.

I ate some more at the buffet, drank water from the dispensers countless times and spent quite a while in the jacuzzi.
But I didn’t really have another proper conversation with any of the women.
Two or three Romanian women approached me, but I was already very tired and exhausted, and I also wasn’t particularly attracted to the women who approached me.
Two Romanian lady’s tried to talk me into a threesome but I wasn’t attracted to their faces and also was not interested in a Threesome at all.

Around 2–3 AM, I finally ended my visit to Sharks and went back to my car.

I gave an Italian guy I had met there a ride to his hotel.
Dormero it’s called.

I then slept in my car myself because I had completely forgotten to arrange a hotel room in advance.

The hotels I called around 3 AM either didn’t have a 24-hour reception or were fully booked.

Day 2 — Saturday, August 22nd, 2026

On Saturday I woke up in my car in a parking lot near Sharks. I had reclined the seat, and at some point I even tried folding down the back seats and using the trunk as sleeping space. Neither option really worked at all at almost 1.90m tall, and I barely got any proper sleep.

Extremely tired, I headed back to Sharks at around noon, parked my car, grabbed my toiletry bag, went inside, paid, got my towels etc. — basically the same stuff as yesterday.

Even though I was absolutely exhausted, I decided to have some breakfast first and then go to sleep afterwards.

That’s why I skipped drinking cafe first even tho the cafe in sharks is decent in my humble opinion. I drank 2 tees with peppermint and an insane amount of honey in it instead.
The breakfast was surprisingly good, basically like an average hotel breakfast. There was a pretty good selection and I was positively surprised.
Only downside was the orange juice dispenser not working properly the stream coming out was so weak that you literally would have had to wait about 10 minutes just to fill a small glass. So I skipped the orange juice.

Unfortunately, I wasn’t there on Sunday, because apparently that’s when they have an even bigger gourmet breakfast/brunch. At least that’s what they are advertising I personally have never seen it.

Afterwards, I went outside to the very last pavilion on the far right, where I lay there for probably 2–3 hours trying to catch up on the sleep I had missed the night before.

Eventually I got up and went back into the main area, which had noticeably gotten more crowded. It was sensory overload for me, so I decided to go to the sauna for a while and afterwards spent quite a long time upstairs in the jacuzzi.

None of the women walking around there were really my type, except for Helen (Hailey) from yesterday, who had once again been booked for an hour by the older Chinese gentleman.

But obviously, the attractive women don’t really need to go hunting. They’re going to get approached and booked anyway.

Then, completely out of nowhere, while I was sitting in the jacuzzi minding my own business, a woman suddenly hugged me from behind. I looked up and this older woman was hugging me and telling me that she gave the best blowjobs and massages in all of Sharks.

I politely declined, but she wouldn’t accept my “no” and kept talking to me. I said no at least 5 or 6 times, but she just wouldn’t let it go.

When I got out of the jacuzzi, she followed me to the bench, hugged me again really tightly with her legs around me so that I could barely move, and once again told me she would give me a blowjob and massage for only €50.

I declined for about the eighth time and told her that I just wanted to chill for a while. She then said that after chilling we would have the “special massage and blowjob.”

Thank God she finally let me go and walked away — at least for the time being. I had to constantly look around to avoid her getting too close again, although unfortunately that wasn’t the last time. Later, while I was lying on the sofa upstairs, she came over and grabbed me again, and I had to reject her for probably the 12th time.

I saw Helen (Hailey) walking past me, smiled at her and waved. But she didn’t seem particularly happy to see me. She just made a hand gesture indicating that she was very busy and walked away down the stairs without even saying hello.

At that moment I was a little sad.

“Was I really that unlikeable that she doesn’t even want to say hello to me? Or did I say something yesterday that hurt or offended her when we were in the room together without realising it,,

I’m absolutely not an asshole. I’m well-groomed, I probably showered about ten times that day, brushed my teeth, and I’m always respectful towards everyone, both inside and outside of Sharks.

Even in the room with her, when she said that sex wasn’t comfortable for her, I said no problem and suggested we continue with 69 instead.
So even as I’m writing this, I genuinely don’t know why she seems to have such negative vibes towards me. I would really like to know and understand what happened.

Anyway, I spent quite a while walking around more or less aimlessly. Everything there was very overwhelming for me — all the naked women, the sheer number of people, the music, the darkness combined with all the lights.

I eventually went outside and chilled for a while in one of those pavilion things.

One mistake I made several times was looking at a list on my iPhone where I had written down which women had received positive and negative reviews.

I think remembering the really negative ones makes sense to avoid disappointment, but I became so worried about approaching a woman and having a bad experience that I ended up just sitting around and doing nothing.

Looking back, that was pretty stupid.

Since I had written Joy on my positive list and even had a few pictures of her, I thought I’d see if I could find her. With the other women who had received positive recommendations, I didn’t really know exactly what they looked like, only roughly from their descriptions.

Then I saw a woman who seemed to match Joy’s description, including the tattoo on her stomach underneath her breasts. She looked cute, so I approached her.

She told me her name was Anna (I hope I’m remembering that correctly, but I’m about 95% sure).
So not the joy I was hoping for but she was still cute so
I asked her if she wanted to go upstairs with me to the jacuzzis and sit on one of the loungers.

She agreed, so we went upstairs together and talked for a while. I liked her personality, and we agreed on half an hour of BBBJ, 69 and sex in classic positions.

I really wanted to use one of the tents upstairs near the jacuzzi because I felt much more comfortable there than downstairs in that rather rough-looking room.

Unfortunately, both tent rooms were occupied, so we had to wait for a few minutes. She tried to convince me to go into one of the rooms upstairs, saying they were nicer than the ones downstairs, but I asked her if we could just wait until a tent became available.

There were also waiting lines in front of some of the other rooms on a Saturday evening, so it probably would have worked out to roughly the same amount of waiting anyway.

After about 10–15 minutes, the first tent finally became available.

We took off our clothes and lay down on the sheets.

She started cleaning my cock with these wet wipes and also used them on herself. At first I found it a little bit of a turn-off, but since we were both sweating, it was understandable.

She wanted to start with a blowjob, but I immediately asked her to go into the 69 position instead, and we stayed like that for a while.

She started sweating quite a lot on her back and stomach, but who could blame her? The damn tent had gotten pretty warm.

Afterwards she put a condom on me and used a generous amount of baby oil on it.

Then I asked her to get into reverse cowgirl, and we stayed like that for probably 10–15 minutes. Sometimes she moved faster and moved her cute ass up and down more quickly, but I asked her to slow down because I found it more pleasurable that way.

Towards the end she lay down in missionary position, wiped herself again with her special wipes, I briefly went down on her, and then I took her in missionary and came inside her after about five minutes.

It was the first time in my life that I had ever ejaculated inside a woman.

I told her that as well.

She replied, “I feel very special.”

She cleaned me up briefly, and I stayed lying there for another minute or two, but then I got out of the tent relatively quickly and went downstairs to the lockers, where I gave her €100.

We exchanged the obligatory kisses on both cheeks and went our separate ways.

Afterwards I went outside to the individual shower, which is basically the only good shower in the entire Sharks, and washed myself.

But that damn baby oil Anna had used was almost impossible to get off. I soaped and rinsed my cock and balls probably 3 or 4 times, but they were still oily afterwards.

I ended up showering for about 15 minutes until it was completely gone.

I have no idea what kind of insane oil that was that she used 😂

I was pretty exhausted, so I went straight back into the sauna and lay on the lowest level for probably 20 minutes.

Afterwards I went outside, showered again and went to the ice bath next to it. I submerged my entire body, including my head, for about 30 seconds.

That felt SO good.

I was still really exhausted afterwards, but the freezing cold water made me feel a little fresher again.

I ate something with two Asian dudes I had met there. I had some beef sausages, which were surprisingly delicious, along with some vegetables in oil and fries, which were also pretty good.

While I was eating, I noticed a blonde woman in a dress with very striking eyes and curly hair, probably in her mid-30s, looking at me intensely several times.

She was sitting on the right on the lower chairs, while we were sitting on the raised chairs on the left.

After eating, I ordered myself a Coke with ice and went upstairs to where the jacuzzis were.

I sat down in one of those semi-open pavilions and dozed off for a while.

Maybe 20 or 30 minutes passed.

Then the woman in the red dress and bathrobe came straight towards me, sat down next to me and said something along the lines of:

“Oh, you’re so beautiful. I want to devour you tonight as my last customer. After that I’m going home, but I want to fuck you. Please. I already saw you in the restaurant and you’re such a beautiful young man. I want you.”

She had such intense eyes, which she kept blinking in this strange way.

At first I wasn’t really interested, but for some reason I found her attractive in a crazy kind of way. She had this really strong energy about her.

I told her that I was extremely tired and also physically and mentally limited, so getting an erection and having sex would probably be difficult, and that I probably wouldn’t be able to come anyway.

But she wouldn’t let that stop her.

She said, “No problem. I’ll make you come. I know what I’m doing. I’m a nymphomaniac. I love sex and I want sex with you right now. Trust me, with me you’ll get hard 100%.”

I laughed and actually let myself be convinced to go with her into one of the tent things upstairs next to the jacuzzi, which actually became available just a few moments later.

She was absolutely crazy.

The entire time she kept saying things like, “come ,come, come on, use me, cum inside me, use me, fuck me, please, yes, yes, cum, cum..

But those constant demands actually made it harder for me to come. Instead of turning me on, they made me feel stressed and pressured.

I had sex with her in missionary, reverse cowgirl, doggy and that lying-down version of doggy — I think it’s called lazy doggy? — but I couldn’t come.

Eventually I lay on my back, and she managed to make me come with a very persistent and powerful handjob.

I was relieved, and she looked genuinely happy and proud that she had actually managed to make me come.

She said, “I told you I could do it,” and gave me this little smug grin.

We talked for a few minutes afterwards. She told me she had made jam with white peaches and showed me pictures of it on her iPhone.

We got dressed again, went downstairs and I gave her €100.

She was Russian and said she was 33 years old, but unfortunately I didn’t understand her name correctly.

Maybe someone knows who I’m talking about.

I sat an the roof on the sofa looking down in the club and saw Helen (Hailey) she realised I was looking at her and instantly looked away which made me kinda sad again.

Even though I was already extremely exhausted, I saw another woman walk past me who I found really attractive.

She had huge silicone boobs, one entire arm and leg covered in tattoos, blonde hair and looked to be in her late 20s.

She smiled at me and told me her name was Hannah. I asked her if we could talk a little later.

She agreed because apparently she had a man waiting for her at that moment.

Later we saw each other again and talked briefly.

I asked about her services and she said she offered a lot of things, but for €150 she would do things like oral, 69, standard sex and proper kissing.

I thought about it for a moment, but then decided it was probably a waste of money for me — not because she wasn’t worth it, but because I was so exhausted that I was practically falling asleep sitting in the chair.

I told her that I found her very attractive and that I would definitely approach her again next time.

I spent the rest of the time mostly just sitting around — a bit outside, a bit on a sofa inside.

Not much else happened.

I got another Coke with ice, and that was basically it.

At around 3:30 AM I went to the changing rooms, got dressed, went to my car and drove home absolutely exhausted through the pitch-black night.

One thing I noticed at Sharks is that people who are really into big breasts or curvy bodies will probably get more out of the experience than I did. That said, there are definitely plenty of beautiful women there with gorgeous faces too. I’m just talking about my personal taste and my overall impression. There were quite a few women with amazing bodies, but unfortunately their faces just weren’t my type. But overall, it felt like certain physical features, like big breasts and curves, were more common. For me, though, the face is by far the most important feature, so I sometimes found it a little harder to find someone who really matched my taste.

What I regret is not talking to more girls I mean I just talked to 5/6 girls the whole 2 days that’s way to less.
If I will be there again I will definitely approach more girls then just sitting around so long.
Honestly I was just to afraid and nervous to talk to more girls I ran around the bar area maybe 50 times these 2 days but always to nervous so tried to go outside or upstairs pretty quickly.

Questions:

Is the Sunday ,,gourmet,, buffet/brunch breakfast really that much better than the one on Saturday? Unfortunately, I left Saturday night.

Does anyone know the name of the lady with the nose piercing, belly button piercing and blonde hair tied back, although some strands were still loose around her forehead and in the back? She had a very pretty face and was rather short. She was one of the very few women who were wearing something — around 95% were completely naked, while some had underwear or something wrapped around their lower body. She was one of the very few who was even wearing a bra. Both were light blue/blue, and she wore them on both Friday and Saturday. On Saturday she was sitting roughly where the German-Russian Hannah usually sits, maybe 1–2 seats away, around D4 or C5. I only saw her in the morning, though. In the evening she seemed to be gone on both days, or maybe she was just fully booked and I didn’t see her anymore.

Has anyone had any experience with the German/Russian Hannah (Hanna?) with the huge silicone boobs, late 20s, and her entire arm and leg tattooed? She usually sits around C4. She seemed professionally distant but still friendly and service-oriented when I talked to her. I didn’t have a room with her, so I’m only judging from our conversation.

Thanks everybody for reading I really appreciate any comments, recommendations, tips and overall thoughts on my review.k

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Hey folks,

I’m Indian, and I think that played a major role.

I visited the club on **26.08.26**. Here’s my summary.

**Arrival and club**

I arrived around 2 pm. The front-desk lady was friendly and nice.

Food was average — not special, not bad, just normal.

The sauna was good: different aromas and a hard-working *Saunameister*. A few men helped and guided me through the hot session.

The club itself hasn’t changed much in 3–4 years, including the outdoor area.

**Women**

I had a mixed experience and **didn’t take a room at all**.

From my side: I was shy at first. A few guys pushed me to talk, and I found out it was easier than I thought.

- **Lulu** was the funniest, but the age gap is huge.

- **Dasha** was similar in vibe, but she seemed to assume Indians should only take a 10-minute room. She didn’t offer a 1-hour service. Her card was only sex and massage — felt lame.

- **Lilia and her friend** asked **250 € for 1 hour with GFE**.

- A tall Russian blonde asked **300 € / 60 min**.

- **Anais** (the girl sitting next to the water dispenser near the dining room) pushed **250 € / 60 min**. She had the best natural tits.

- **Melissa** (brunette) told me to fuck off when I wouldn’t take her offer.

- **Katya** was nice and friendly.

- **Mara** was recommended by several people.

- **Simona** had the biggest rack, but no charm.

I met a few others, but I don’t remember more.

**Overall**

A few wingmen helped me break the anxiety. That part was good.

The rest felt like constant upselling. I avoided every room. Short version: **rip-off pricing aimed at tourists**.

It reminded me of **Maxima**: 350 € / 80 minutes, lame blowjob, empty kisses, and that scary big ass.

Still, I’m happy about yesterday. I learned more about myself and found the spine to say **no**.

Next time, we’ll see.

Thanks to all the bros I met.

I used AI to brush up grammar and structure.

What is the girl's name who was wearing a hip/waist belt ? How is her service?

Think i roomed with one girl almost 15 times, same tits same pussy but still love it.. what are your numbers?

I’m hoping to be back in Sharks next month when some of the girls return from vacation. I’d be interested in your top 5-10 girls based on prediction of them being present in September. If you could give me a brief why for each one it would be greatly appreciated?

Before I start, I wanted to give an additional rating system to my looks and room, Room Again. Now, I’m different than other reports in the way that I have a habit of rarely repeating with women. I enjoy the novelty of different women more than the promised consistency of service. Call me a gambling man. So if you see a high or absolutely, please understand that means a lot in my books. So there’s 3.

Low;  very unlikely.
Medium; Yes, good, but I would still be looking around and weighing my options. If there was absolutely no one I was interested in, I would go again.
High; Yes, it was that good. Where having sex with this person again is worth the novelty of 1-2 new rooms.

There’s also a discrepancy for my rating with Looks and Room, so let’s break down that. 

LOOKS
10/10 looks is your favorite celebrity or a fashion model you, me, and all our friends can objectively agree is stunning. At some point, it’s not about personal preference as much as it’s just, we all agree. I don’t think I ever found a 10/10 hence why there is no rating. 9/10 is top tier level escort hot, I haven’t found that in all my time. I’ve given multiple rare ratings for 8s before, and those are ones where I think everyone also agrees, having been to clubs, that they find very attractive.

ROOM
10/10 room is not possible for me. That’s sex on Molly; the most passionate, authentic, real world girlfriend sex where you are cumming in her raw. That won’t exist here. 9/10 room I believe are amazingly compatible physically and mentally, a build up of the nut and having an orgasm that makes your knees bend. Those don’t happen in these rooms of mine because I majority of the time, only do 30 minutes. 8/10 room is all things considered for the short small talk outside, the transactional part of sex, still a great service by the women who is a damn professional at her job, and not because she’s disassociating about what designer bags she’s going to buy with this money she’s about to get from you.

All in all, if you see 8s in either Looks and Room, I think that’s a great review. 7s are still solid. If I’m dropping 5s, something’s not right and working.

FKK SHARKS
August 22

The last time I was at Sharks was secretly last year. I didn’t write about it and didn’t have the best time. Didn’t have to do anything with Sharks or the women, just wasn’t in the best state of mind, despite the hundred naked women walking around.

Chiara, Rahel, Mara, Chantal

Long story short, I forgot what Chiara looked like. I can understand why people love Rahel, but personally not my thing. Mara gave me the craziest PSE 30 minutes of my life but I left Frankfurt with a bruised lip because she bit too hard. Chantal and I didn’t really connect. Roomed with Ruxy and Flory. For the life of me, I can’t really remember those either.

Now, fast forward to August 2026, I was in better spirits. I arrived at the club at around 3pm on this Saturday, and it was already packed. That got me excited. The energy seemed good. I looked around and saw a bunch of familiar faces, faces that look vaguely like someone but can’t put a name to it, and definitely new faces that I haven’t seen before.

Also, I’m Asian, but there was a lot of Asians dudes this time around. Like probably around 40. Never seen so many international and American Asians as today.

Let’s start with some opinions. I’ve been following the drama with the towel charge policy, and have spoken to a bunch of women about it. Some women think it’s bullshit, some are okay with it because they make so much money. Some women will ask for your key to pay for it, others will pay it themselves. I’ll tell you who in these reviews also, so you know what to expect if you’re paying a few extra euros or not.

First room was Lulu. Incredibly petite, braided pony tail. From Romania. My intention from the get to was to go for a booty babe Blonde so Lulu wasn’t cutting it for me. However, she is incredibly friendly. As much as she says she learns all her English from the club, there’s no way. Even another American that I met said it best “If she learned her good English here at Sharks, then what is up with every other girls here that can’t even speak decent English?” Granted, the club is in Germany, most repeat clients are probably German, and English might be an afterthought. At this rate, she’ll be fluent in Korean, Chinese, and Japanese by next year.

Lulu, her English was great so we had a good conversation. We took the room by under the fish tank (are the fish dead or are they always sleeping?). The blowjob was nice, sensual, her handjob with the blowjob is top tier, if I’m being honest. The best blowjobs have some hand coordination. Because it’s my first room, maybe? She looked me dead into, probably, through my soul in missionary and cowgirl. It was kinda creepy but kinda a vibe. She rode well and I’m starting to think all the petite girls can just take it better than some of the bigger women at the clubs. But this is probably a prejudice. Anyways, I came in doggy. We chatted some more. And the thing about Lulu is, for the rest of the night and the next Sunday, she would always come over and we would crack jokes, make fun, before she spotted her next Asian and said “see you.”

LULU
Looks 6.5
Room 6.5
Room Again? Low
Sheet: She pays for 2.

I popped my viagra and looked around. There was this other pale Romanian with more of my body type. She sat mostly next to the dancing pole. I watched this woman, go room after room after room with asian after asian after asian and here I’m thinking two things. One is, I don’t think I ever had to wait this long for the opportunity to room with someone at Sharks. At most, I’ll get an opening by the 2nd time she comes back up onto the floor. I kid you not, I waited 4. I was thinking of what I could say to her when I finally had my chance. She sat down at her spot and I ushered her to look over.

When she came over I said “I think Asians have a type and this is the first time I’m realizing my own preferences.” She looked at me dumb and said “Oh, sorry.” Her English was not the best, as she speaks the most quietly, which didn’t help when Justin Timberlake’s Sexy Back is blasting for the 3rd time. It was hard to make conversation with her, but I waited so long that this was my opportunity to make it happen. We agreed on BBJ + Sex 100430.

Her name is Miri. 22, a snack tattoo on her neck and heart on her left shoulder. She didn’t change her demeanor much. Her blowjob was slow and sensual, but not hands. It was actually the same room as I did with Lulu so I was judging the blowjobs in my hazy Groundhog Day room. Lulu’s better. But back to Miri. We did light kissing and DFK when I didn’t ask. I asked if I could touch her boobs and she just said “You do whatever you like, I am okay.” However I did not DATY, but I also found out later when she was trying to pitch her second room to me, that she doesn’t like DATY. I’m sure someone can confirm this for us. We did my usual missionary, cowgirl, and doggy and I came. She’s very GFE in the way that she loves to cuddle and make cute noises at anything you said. I could make the worst joke and she would just giggle, her eyes closing a bit and just leaning her head over to your shoulder. I get why the international asians love her. She’s like, made for them. Or me. Sigh. 

MIRI

Looks 7
Room 7
Room Again? Medium
Sheet: She pays for 1.

While I recharged, I watched a man by the video machine table by the lockers and front door just try over and over again to demolish the record for Candy Crush. Fun guy to chat to. I sat on the chair to see what I missed; who was coming down from rooms that I haven’t seen yet, who’s freshly ready for another room coming from the girl’s shower area, and looking at the bar to see what girls are doing their laps. Before this, I was facing the dancing pole and I saw this beautiful woman lean over to her friend, say something in Romanian, before promptly disappearing and I just audibly said “Holy shit she’s the hottest women here.” It happened so fast that I was only able to register the unique Urban Outfitters charm necklace she was wearing. I said to myself, If I see her I have to say hello. Back to Candy Crush. It’s a hard game, especially trying to do it in the least amount of moves so you can hit perfect scores. And then I got tired of looking at the screen and this gentle wind smacks me in the face and I look up and this woman had just stopped by the lockers, holding her towel and standing by the lockers. She just had a room. And then I saw the necklace. And then I saw her body. Jesus Christ. I looked at her face. What the fuck. I got up immediately, walked up to her and said.

“Excuse me, what is your name?”
“Brenda.”
“Nice to meet you.”
“You want to room?” I don’t know why I hesitated. I thought about the last time I came and how I needed at least an hour in-between. What time was it? Dude, don’t say no, what the fuck.
“Yes.”
“Okay, I come find you later.”

Sometimes that didn’t really mean anything. I waited 5 minutes and she didn’t come, but it felt like 20 minutes of staring at those dude going hard with Candy Crush. My concept of time was slowly disappearing. Too poor for a Rolex, too snobby for an Apple Watch, but now I’m just too dumb to know how much time has passed. I went to grab a coffee. I did a lap, I couldn’t find her, and then I walked back to the video machine.

“Hello!” I turned around. It was Brenda.
“You told me to find you. I found you.”
“Yeah, I didn’t know where you were.”
“Me neither, I had to ask my friend where you were.”

We stood and chatted in our spot. Brenda told me she made up her mind that she was going to leave right after the room she did until I approached her. I asked her why she left so early, and her answer was, she just liked leaving by 8pm. I could respect that. We agreed on 100430, BBJ + Sex. She walked in front of me and honestly, for her size, her butt was nice. It’s not perfect for me, but who’s really talking about Brenda’s ass.

Now as I write this after the fact, there’s so many people that know Brenda, so I won’t get into it too much, I’ll just write my own description for the storytelling.

Brenda, without a doubt, is one of the most attractive women at Sharks, to me. It’s not really a conversation. Her hair is wavey and thick. Her face is model, eyes and brows sharp but inviting. Lips soft. Honestly her nose is nice too but let’s move on. Her breasts, probably at the pinnacle of best looking breasts I’ve ever seen at Sharks. The only one that I could remotely think about is Flavia at Andiamo, but I don’t think she even works anymore.

We got a room by the broken cinema, the 4 rooms before the bathroom in the back. Not my favorite but I didn’t want to wait for a room as it was starting to get busy. Do I want the mirror room upstairs? Yes. Do I sweat more than doing an infusion downstairs with the master? Yes. Do I want to wait? No. Brenda and I talked about her necklace. I spoke about her charisma to which she replied,

“Baby I’ve been doing this for many years.”
“How many?”
“Eight” or I think I heard something like eight.
“How old are you?”
“Thirty three”
“No way” What else am I supposed to say? “Yeah, sounds about right?”
“It explains how you’re so hospital and outgoing.”
“You have to be. But you also have to have it in here” She points to her heart
“Your boobs.”
“Yes, my boobs.”

I looked at Brenda giving me a blowjob, from my own POV, and without hesitation, Brenda in-between getting air before going back down on my dick, looks at my dick while speaking to me.

“You can look around, the view is better.” To be fair it did, almost like the way she sucked it looked better at those angles.
She apologized for being sweaty. I touched her thighs, it was moist, but it was hot, and I kinda liked it. It reminds me in my personal life, the real life sex of sweat on body. So much of the time I’ll touch the women and they’ll just have zero bit of perspiration. Anyways, we did missionary, doggy, and of course to end it, cowgirl. We spoke some more, before I asked her if she was here tomorrow and she said yes.

Dude, she’s absolutely hot. When I searched her name on the subreddit, I was like, oh this makes perfect sense. It just blew my mind I never saw her in all my time at Sharks, so I was lucky to catch her before she clocked out. Perhaps what makes her hotter is that fact that she’s incredibly attractive, knows it, but feels like there’s a whole other personality that lives outside of the clubs that we get a preview of, all while she maintains her professionalism of service. I get why everyone loves her. I think I do too.

BRENDA
Looks 8.5
Room 8
Room Again? High. #1 repeat spot for Sharks
Sheet: She pays for 2.

You know, what comes up, must come down. This review will be quick, and slightly vicious, but well deserved on my part for not trusting my gut, doing my research on here, and on her for somehow continuing to be at Sharks.

Let’s talk about Doreen, the German that sits in the German corner at Sharks. I remember seeing her last time, but Zoe was just way more attractive. But now that she wasn’t here, I was looking for options for a nice great ass and hips to hold onto for dear life in my fourth room. From my preferences, I haven’t had a big ass yet. Lulu is not even a conversation. Miri is perky for her frame. Brenda’s great for her frame as well. Then I saw Doreen. Her ass cheeks winking at me every rare step she got off her chair to walk to the kitchen or the one lap she does around the club an hour.

I went up to her, made small talk about where we’re from. I asked her prices. She said 100430 CBJ. She gave me the whole spiel about safety. In theory I can understand it. My dick was telling me, I came for views from Doggy, not the blowjob. So I agreed, named the ass dominate positions and we went to the 4 rooms.

So, here’s when I heard CBJ I should’ve just walked away. Her blowjob, robotic and terrible. In cowgirl, she hovered and held her squat which wasn’t doing it for me. I didn’t find her face attractive so I skipped missionary and asked for doggy. Now, in doggy, what I was hoping to get was a face down, ass up situation, I got a cat stretching into a childs pose for Doggy. I put it in and went at it, and I was slightly hinting at her to kinda know, release the ass and tension. It was this weird angle that I just couldn’t make it work and said.

“Hey I don’t think this is comfortable for me. Is it possible you can have your ass out more?”
“No. This is as much as I go. This is what’s comfortable for me.”

I didn’t even know what to say. I just thought about how Lulu, the most petite chick at the club, can take a raw beating in doggy for like 8 minutes at pound town but this full grown bodied woman with an ass that’s bigger than her face can’t take my Chinese dick down? No way.

I immediately got soft. I was so repulsed by this bullshit. I got hard again and we tried again. Now she did the V, which so far on this trip, I haven’t experienced it at all. I forgot I didn’t have to worry about it. But lo and behold, here we are. The peace sign that makes any dick go soft. I’m trying my best to cum, my balls are just smacking onto her knuckles and it’s hurting and I just give up.

“It’s okay. This is not for me. Thank you.”

I wanted to leave, she was confused. Was she? You’re really confused why I can’t cum because of this terrible service? She started justifying the V and the doggy because she wanted to make sure that the condom was still on. I’m like lady, none of these dudes are trying to have a baby with you. We’re all aware. In fact, I can have the best view of the condom if you weren’t so hunched over.

She offered to give me a blowjob, or a handjob. I accepted a minute of a disappointing handjob before I said. It’s okay, we should go.

“Are you sure everything’s okay?”
“Yes.”
“I don’t want you to have a bad experience.”
“It’s okay.”

I paid her the money and left. I showered my frustration and disappointment away. This is by far, the worst room in all my experiences at these clubs. I have done 108 rooms with 108 different women. This 109th room with Doreen takes the cake. Absolutely terrible. I never left a room, visibly mad. So here’s my warning to you. Don’t room with her. It’s funny because after that room, she left. Wasn’t there the next day on Sunday either. I think she makes money just sitting there, with zero effort, and hopes no one reads about her and then falls into the same trap that I fell into. I should’ve trusted my gut. Sometimes you see a woman who’s beautiful in their own way, but no ones taking them up to the room. It seemed like everyone else at Sharks, the regulars, and the international visitors who did their research, and others who trust their gut, knew that Doreen is terrible news.

ALSO, she’s 1 of 2 women at Sharks who made me pay for the towels. The other one we’ll get to in the next day.

DOREEN
Looks 6
Room 2
Room Again? NEVER
Sheet: She made me pay for 2.

Not cumming in the room is a terrible feeling. What was I going to do? Go back to my hotel room and masturbate? I’m at Sharks. I found Heleni, 25, Tall blonde in a ponytail, Romanian, busty and curvy. I told her how terrible of a room I had, I didn’t tell her the name as much as I described how she did a child’s pose for doggy and she bursted out laughing. I told her about the V thing and even Heleni said “Yeah that’s bullshit. If you know how to put a condom right and you can feel the dick is hard, what is there to worry about? At most you put your hand down there and check for 1 second, every few minutes, but not constantly.”

I felt so seen. I took her up to the room. We agreed on BBJ+Sex.

Good blowjob, intense and not too sensual. Standard positions, I came. She even let me touch her pussy, which I was surprised. I will say the only thing that’s not my cup of tea is the constant moaning. At one point I couldn’t even focus on cumming because she was just non stop. But it’s fine. I came. Thank God. We spent more time chatting than fucking because I was already so blue balled. She’s honestly so sweet, outgoing, and great at conversation. I saw some reviews after about how much people enjoy her time with her and I can see why.

HELENI
Looks 6
Room 6
Room Again? Low
Sheet: She pays for 2.

After that room, I was spent. It was 1:30am, and the mood had shifted since those back to back rooms. It seems like some of the men were passed out on the couch, while an influx of groups of men, the one who looked like they were up to no good, about to drink a lot, possibly push some of women’s boundaries were flooding in. I could see more and more women looking at the front door, seeing what new clients were coming in and if they wanted to stay. Some did, and some didn’t. But it was my time to go, before coming back in less than 12 hours.

I gave them the key, paid my 2 euros, and left.

 
FKK SHARKS
August 23

I had woken up at 10am, my stomach growling. I thought, well, what am I going to do? Sit in this hotel? Might as well get food at Sharks. I arrived at 12pm, way before the 2pm 50euro deal ended. I had my coffee, smoked salmon, fruits, and eggs. Surprisingly a good amount of men, and very few women. Lulu was walking around and we chatted more about how they need a large playlist. It seems like they added 3 new songs that were trending from this summer’s EDM scene and that was about it. I don’t want to hear Justin Timberlake every day. I couldn’t imagine for the girls, hearing Justin Timberlake, every six hours, everyday, every week, every month, year to year.

Here’s my take; forget the towel drama. Change the music playlists. Because at the end of my Sunday night here at Sharks, they played some requests from the girls, and all the Romanian woman were dancing and it genuinely lifted their moods, for the all of ten minutes. Maybe it’ll make the women dance more, make the men feel a mood. I’m not suggesting it be a rager, but surely the music and food can’t be the same all the time. I get food is a whole logistic and cooking for hundreds of people, switching menus is a whole overhaul. But musical playlists doesn’t cost any money.

Speaking of how dirty it was on some of these posts, I found myself looking up at ceilings in the main room, bathroom, and rooms. It’s not all that dirty.

The main hall ceiling is so dark up there it’s impossible to see how much dust it’s collecting. The showers could do a cleaning above. After doing a sauna and showering outside the sauna, I would much rather shower here. The rooms, you’ll see some lube stains here and there, because 1-2 towels really can’t cover a lot of ground.

Anyways, there were two blondes that I really wanted to sleep with yesterday but wasn’t sure. One was this blonde who sat in the German corner. Young, blue eyes, but couldn’t really make her out. I did some research and assumed it was Mary but couldn’t tell. She wouldn’t end up coming back on Sunday. The other blonde sat by the dance pole. I asked her two friends where she could be. One said “She’ll be here maybe 7pm” and the other one said “I don’t know.” I don’t think they made good money yesterday and wasn’t in the best spirits.

But around 6pm, I saw her walk to her spot. We locked eyes. I immediately suggested her to come over. A happy face from her.

“I saw you yesterday a bunch of times.”
“Yeah, why don’t you room with me?”
“It’s my big mistake, but maybe we can fix that. What’s your name?”
“Camila”

Camila is blonde, long straight hair, in her 20s, fake tits, and still had her dark eyebrows. She has a perfect smile, which I’m assuming is probably some work done. There was something about this bimbo, bitchy look, slim body that I was attracted to. She had the face of a model, who felt she was too good for anyone, but at this club, she wasn’t. We went and got us some waters, smoked a cigarette, and just made small talk. She asked me what room, I suggested the mirror room, knowing there’s no A/C or windows but she was like, absolutely we can. 100430 BBJ+Sex.

Up in the room, we chatted, she laid next to me and offered her breasts for me to play with. I’m not a fake tits guy. These were like fucking cement rocks, but I knew this would be an optic-fuck. We moved onto the blowjob, which was slow and gentle. Zero eye contact. We did our positions, and I came. Nothing special for me, but a nice start to a series of rooms.

CAMILA
Looks 6.5
Room 6
Room Again? Low
Sheet: She pays for 2.

I saw Miri and Brenda. I said hi to the both of them again and maybe we could room. The difference was Brenda saying yes, come find me while Miri would constantly harass me for the rest of the night to get another room, until I had to tell her to stop just sitting on me and that I’m not interested. Some women are too aggressive. I get it, they’re there to make money, but there’s something about someone so persistent for my money that it’s just way too much. I would regret not taking Brenda up again due to my desire to sleep with new women in rooms.

I made some fellow Asian friends from the states. It was cool, to be able to talk at the speed of my own English at this club, and joke around. I get why people have more fun at these clubs with friends. It passes the time quicker, and it’s better than just staring at naked women in silence until the refractory period ends.

One interesting bit was there was this guy who apparently was on the hunt, since Wednesday, to find an underage woman at the club. He described that he doesn’t like to sleep with girls who have been ran through. When he mentioned the underage thing, some dudes just left the table, including myself within the next few minutes. Then, with the two friend I made, we talked about how ridiculous that concept was.

This is one of the biggest FKK in Germany. You think they would let anyone without their proper credentials and work authorizations to work here? Also, this is the worst place to find some virgin 18 year old. It’s just never going to happen. It was Sunday, so there was a Formula 1 race, and we just saw this dude pace around in circles over and over again, non-stop for hours on end, hoping to find someone who fit his unrealistic, disgusting, desires. We would joke that his brain hasn’t broken out the loop, and was like a car, doing laps around the club with no end in sight. We told Lulu, Miri, and even they noticed that guy was weird and the opinion had spread to other girls at the club.

I looked over at the bar and saw this blonde women, great booty, but didn’t see her face. I got up and introduced myself. What a beautiful and stunning face. I asked her name.

“Coco”
“Coco, where are you from?”
“Germany.”
“A so. Do you want to sit somewhere we can talk?”
“Sorry, my English not so good.”

There is nothing worse than finding your type only to realize it’s about to be a threesome; you, her, and Google Translate. Sigh.
I told her I would be back, I checked the reviews, not much except for a review that she went under a different name and offered 150430 for the regular service. I didn’t want to do that. I sat back down with my friend and then he said

“Your girl’s gone.” We both watched as Coco took a room with someone else.

I waited. I introduced myself to Freja earlier but it really didn’t feel like there was any chemistry. She did look stunning, like a petite Barbara Palvin. Anyways, this will become important later.

Coco came back and I decided to at least ask her what was possible. I went back to the bar and I suggested normal service for 100430 and she just said, Yes. We agreed and went to line up for a room downstairs. There’s this awkward tension where you’re both waiting on line to have sex, without much conversation. I thought I had to figure something out.

“Okay, let’s try… what’s your favorite color?”
“Black and… sky blue.”

So here’s my description of Coco. German, in her mid 20s. She wore jewelry lingerie, medium blonde hair in a ponytail, blue eyes, great butt, natural B. Her favorite color is black and sky blue. She wasn’t done much clubs except Sharks. She likes shopping. That’s all I got.

In the room, she whipped out our third person and used Google Translate to confirm a BBJ+Sex for 100430 which I appreciated. Her blowjob was okay/good. Zero eye contact. We did cowgirl which she really took it and I appreciated. She made no noises. We swithced to doggy and after about 5 minutes playing with her butt, I wasn’t able to cum. I could feel it. I told her we could stop. She said if I was sure. I said I’ve been in these situations befores and it’s what either happens when I’ve done too many rooms or I’m just tired. She translated back on the phone that we still had time and we could try. I just watched her type more into Google Translate and stared at her nice body and face and I guess there was still some Viagra in me that I took at 1pm and we were back in action. I decided on missionary and desperately shoved a semi hard dick into Coco. It took about a minute until it was rock hard and started going for it without any expection. The hot part is, Coco is mute, and in missionary I was going hard and fast and the more I leaned in, the more I could hear her muffling her grunts. She was definitely taking it but hiding her sounds, which kind of turned me on. And I came. Surprisingly. I even told her so.

I translated that I appreciated letting me try again and being patient. She translated back that she was more than happy to and that I was nice during the whole process of a language barrier.

COCO
Looks 7.5
Room 7
Room Again? Medium
Sheet: I paid for 2.

I tried to get a room with Freja as my last room, but when I sat down with her, she just seemed so uninterested in me. I told her when she was done with her cigarette I’ll be sitting over there (which was just like 5 feet from her). Then this teddy bear guy sat down with her and she was all smiles ear to ear and invested in the conversation. I asked my American friends why this was happening. It’s not like I did anything to upset her or was disrespectful.

GUY1 “Bro. You look like a killer.”
GUY2 “He’s right.”
ME “What are you talking about?”
GUY1 “You ever play Mortal Kombat?”
ME “Yeah, who hasn’t?”
GUY1 “You know the character Raiden?”
ME “The dude with a blade around his hat? That’s who you think I am?”
GUY2 “You look like you’re gonna fuck her stupid for the next 30 minutes. You see that teddy bear guy? He looks like he’s going to fuck for 3 minutes and spend the rest of the time cuddling and talking.”
ME “Damn.”

I didn’t take it personally. Guy1 and I did a bunch of rounds and chatted while we understood that the time was ticking. It was 11pm, the mood shifted. Some women were leaving. Men were leaving. It was like last call, and we both had to figure out what drink we wanted on this extensive menu. Guy1 had a thick latina booty gal who quoted 150430 for normal service which he declined which we love to hear. I decided on Vicky.

Vicky was a tall Romanian, dirty blonde ponytail hair, curvy, pale. I don’t remember her age, I think she was around mid to late 20s? Her English was very well. I told her it was my last room and that it was time to go. She agreed that it was probably her last room, a cigarette, a chat with friends and it was time to go.

In the room, I wasn’t the most excited. I would’ve wanted a room with someone I would have really liked to room with, but I wasn’t complaining either. Happy to get laid. I don’t know why I decided to room again after the potential disaster with Coco, but I couldn’t cum again. Vicky tried as hard as she could to blow me until I came but it wasn’t happening. My dick was tapped out. I told her it was okay and she looked at me and said.

“Well, 11 rooms in 2 days. You’re not a young boy anymore.”

VICKY
Looks 5
Room 5
Room Again? Low
Sheet: She paid for 2.

And that was it. I paid her, got dressed and left, concluding my days at Sharks.

In summary, the club does feel a tiny bit sadder. If it wasn’t for the rooms with Brenda and Coco, I would agree with some of the sentiment of the mood at Sharks is changing negatively. The women are upset there wasn’t as many men. There are just less women on Saturday and Sunday. Maybe it’s the summer vacation. Maybe it’ll pick up after September.

From my perspective of going every year for a few days a year, the novelty of Sharks is disappearing. I remember the first time coming to Sharks and thinking, wow everyone’s so stunning and hot and the optics here are insane. But like going to Disneyland over and over again, the magic starts to wear off for me. But people still go to Disneyland. They can get on that ride for the 50th time and still be transported to their happy place. I’m just not the person who will go to Sharks and room with the same woman over and over again. I like to try new experiences. And in regards to seeing half of Sharks that I would never room with because they’re not my type, coming back every year and seeing those faces again brings me a sense of disappointment.

And so maybe, it’s time for a change. Never been to Switzerland; Globe & Freubad sound interesting.

Will I be back at Sharks at some point? Yeah, who am I kidding. Will I watch and read behind the scenes of the drama that unfolds with the quality of the facility and this towel trial charge? Yes, obviously. Will I come back to Sharks next year? I want to say 100% no. Do I have a feeling with more and more girls asking for 150430 for normal service is becoming more and more a norm and I’ll hear the price as the standard next time? Leans yes.

Because my eyes, or better my dick, has its desire set on new landscapes. So I think, expect a review on other clubs next summer.

Until then,

Thanks for reading.
Thanks for putting the reviews so others like myself can make more informed choices on the girls.
Thanks to the asian guy from America on Sunday for making Sharks a better vibe.
Thanks Sharks for being a nice place to go to, but your reign is deteriorating from the inside out. Goodluck.

Have fun. I’ll be here for the next 72 hours responding to commend, and then this account lays quiet until the next post.

has anyone recently spotted brend on wednesdays?

There is a group of scammers that are PMing some members of this sub, especially those who are not posting as much. Asking you to join discussions on Telegram. And a website fkkmonger.com. They promise "insider information" and pictures, but asking for a fee for joining the group. The person who wrote me is u/Mr_5Stars but there are apparently more scammers.

So the forum can get a sense of what the lineup is like on a typical month, here we go.
It’s actually almost frightening empty in the afternoon, but it fills up steadily between 6 and 7 p.m.
From about 7 to 10 p.m., it’s relatively well-attended by both men and women.
After 10 p.m., however, it starts to empty out again.
After midnight, there’s not much going on, and by 1 a.m., it’s practically dead.

I have 45 girls I know on the list. In total, spread out over the day, there were probably around 70 to, at most, 80 girls.

Other than that, what can I say?
The recent downward trend is continuing at a rapid pace, and almost everything is rapidly going downhill.
The mood and atmosphere are pretty depressing to catastrophic.

Sharks is basically really only for tourists now, for people who always go with the same gurls, and for people who don’t care about anything and have no expectations of service and who just need a hole to fuck.
For everyone else, things are looking bad.

Adriana
Alessia
Alia
Amaya
Ambra
Andrea (Blonde)
Annali
Angelica
Anna
Ariella

Bianca
Chantal
Christina
Daria (ex-GT Wien)
Dasha
Diana3 (Brazil)
Emma
Evelyn
Gabi
Hannah

Heleni
Ilona
Iris2 (Blonde)
Isa
Jaqueline
Jenny
Katy
Katya
Kaya
Kima

Lara
Lulu
Melania
Melek
Mila
Nadina
Olivia
Reah
Rosa
Ruby

Saskia
Senna
Serena
Shani (Bulgaria)
Sophie

1 black girl with glasses (never saw her before)

and im wheels up to frankfurt. any recent reports on cleanliness, showers, food etc.

any of the girls smoking weed?

Hello everyone,
I’m 21 years old and would like to go to F.K.K. Shark during the first week of September.
I’m 21 and would like to meet girls younger than me—specifically 18 or 19 years old—who are slim or athletic.
Can you tell me if it’s possible to meet such girls there?
If yes, could you tell me their names ; where they usually sit down ; physical description and services provided such as DFK, DT, CIM and AV?

I’d also like to meet a slim or athletic girl with large silicone breasts like F cup minimum.
Is there any chance to meet such a girl like at FKK Shark?
If yes, can you give me her name, the location where she usually sits, a physical description, and the services providedsuch as DFK, DT, CIM and AV ?

Thanks for your help

Hi Guys, I am staying in Frankfurt from sunday to tuesday. Would you recommend 3 days at sharks or 2 days sharks and 1 day oase?

so i attend on layovers, usually wed and thurs.

i have calculated my appoximate general cost per fuck over two days, viz

110 for admission, 150x 6 rooms, 900, taxis 40, or a total of $1050.

however i have to subtract 8 coffees (70), 10 soft drinks (40) and 6 meals which would run easily 10 each in a restaurant, 60. 170 total

using the above figures, two days in sharks is 880, or $120 per boom boom if i can add.

compare

in charlotte nc, 120 gets you a qv with a crack ho. feel free to look at skipthegames to see what you get, it aint pretty

bangkok costs you about 200 for a top tier gogo girl including drinks, 50 less for freelancer. but you will get bbbj, cim, toys, daty....

so americans, never say that pussy in europe is expensive

I found the information about entry fee.

It is 65 euros, I found.

However, somebody told me it is now 110 euros.

Could you let me know exact entry fee??

I'm thinking about going to the Sharks and would like to have a really nice outie in front of me. Which one could you recommend? Do you also know any who squirt?

I arrived around noon and left at midnight. A long day at Shark, with four rooms in total.

1. Simona – C6
A little chubby. Impeccable service, pure GFE, and a very good connection.
Rating: 9/10.
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2. A young Romanian girl – ★★★★★★
I’m deliberately not mentioning her name or where she sits.
At first, inside the club, I honestly didn’t realize how young she was. It was only once we were in the room and started talking that she told me she was 18 and had only been working at Shark for two months.
Then something happened that had never happened to me before: I ended up doing absolutely nothing in the room. Once I knew her age and started talking to her, I simply didn’t feel comfortable doing anything.
We spent the time talking instead, mostly using Google Translate because she doesn’t speak German and knows only a few words of English.
Yes, at 18 she is legally an adult, but during our conversation she came across as extremely immature. She is from an area about two hours from Bucharest, didn’t finish high school, and told me that regular jobs in Romania pay very little.
Her plan is to stay here for two or three years, make enough money, and then buy an apartment in Romania.
I gave her my perspective: at 18, she still has so much potential. I told her to start by learning German, aim for B2, and then learn a real trade or profession—something practical that gives her a skill for life. Healthcare, logistics, or any other field where workers are in demand. In three years, she could have a diploma, a professional qualification, and a skill that stays with her for the rest of her life.
I basically told her: “In three years, you might have an apartment, but then what? In those same three years, you could earn a qualification and learn a profession that you’ll have for the rest of your life.”
I also told her not to underestimate what two or three years in this business could do to her mentally. She already seemed very lost. For the first time ever at this club, I genuinely felt uncomfortable. I just hope something from our conversation stays with her and makes her think about her options.

3. Nadina – A7
Pure GFE as well. Very good session. She is now a smoker.
Rating: 9/10.
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4. Anastasia – German corner, usually around **A3
Romanian, and she moves around the club quite a bit. Great ass, small boobs, beautiful body. No kissing at all and, at least with me, there just wasn’t much chemistry.
Rating: 6/10.
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Question for the regulars: apparently there is Anastasia who is known for anal. Is this the same girl or a different one?

A few comments about the club
I was at Globe the day before and noticed that they provide mouthwash in the restrooms. It simply reminded me that Shark used to provide it too, only two or three years ago.

Unfortunately, I think the condition of Shark’s facilities has really gone downhill. I counted around ten showers that weren’t working. Even the first faucet on the right when you enter the locker room was out of order. The facilities could definitely use some maintenance and investment.

On the positive side, I’m now convinced that Wednesday is probably the best day to visit. It’s a great compromise. You don’t get the weekend crowd with lots of younger guys mainly coming to party, but it’s not dead either. There are plenty of people, a good atmosphere, and admission is cheaper.

Another big positive: Dieter and his infusions were excellent. The sauna was packed almost every hour, easily 20–30 people each time. Great atmosphere.

Funny moment around 11 p.m.: Sylviana was running after a young guy near the sauna while he was trying to get away from her. It looked like they were playing cat and mouse.

And finally, special mention for the playlist. I loved it. Great rhythm, great music, and really good energy throughout the day. It makes a big difference to the overall atmosphere.

One last thing: people should stop comparing Globe and Shark. They are two completely different concepts with completely different vibes. It’s like comparing soccer and American football: both have their strengths, but they simply aren’t the same game.

Overall, despite the facilities clearly needing some attention, it was a very good day at Shark. For me, Wednesday remains the best compromise.