(Sharks) Report from My First-Ever Visit to an FKK/Sauna Club as an Autistic and also physically disabled 31-Year-Old nearly virgin
I’m a 31-year-old white man with autism and a physical disorder that makes it even harder for me to have physical sexual encounter.
Technically, I’m not a virgin anymore because my penis had already been inside a vagina before, but I didn’t cum and it was only very brief. So technically not a virgin anymore, but pretty damn close…
After thinking for a long time about whether I should actually visit a sauna club, and after reading quite a few experiences here on Reddit, I finally decided to go to Sharks, which many people describe as one of the best clubs in Europe, together with Wellcum and Globe.
On Friday, August 21st, I started my car around noon and made my way to Darmstadt, which is more than 200 km away from where I live.
I don’t remember exactly when I arrived, but it must have been around 2–3 PM.
I quickly stopped at the nearby REWE to buy a toothbrush and some condoms, since I had read several reports here about the supposedly terrible “red condoms” at Sharks.
I actually managed to get a parking spot, which surprised me. By early evening, the entire parking lot was already full.
I sat in my car for a few minutes because I was incredibly nervous about going inside. But then I thought to myself: I had just spent two and a half hours driving here. I’m not going to turn around now.
So I went inside but i remember I was so extremely nervous.
The woman at the entrance said, “69 euros, please.” I handed her two €50 notes got my change and went toward the changing rooms on the left.
The woman at the towel counter called me back:
“Sir Don’t you need a bathrobe and towels?”
I was so nervous that I hadn’t even thought about it.
“Yes, of course,” I said, feeling like an idiot.
She gave me two towels, a bathrobe and slippers, and I went into the changing rooms on the left.
In hindsight, I probably should have taken one regular towel and one sauna towel instead, since I ended up going to the sauna three times that day, including sauna infusions performed by Dieter.
After finally finding my locker—which, if you ask me, had a pretty weird numbering system—I changed and went to the showers. Only three of them seemed to work properly.
I then entered the main hall, or whatever you want to call it, and was immediately overwhelmed by all the impressions.
Loud music. Naked women walking around or sitting everywhere.
Even though the club wasn’t particularly crowded yet, I had the feeling that some people were looking at me. I guess it was probably immediately obvious that I was new because of the nervous way I was walking around and looking at everything.
I decided to attend one of the sauna infusions with sauna master Dieter first. It was actually surprisingly good, although in terms of length and variety it couldn’t really compete with a traditional Aufguss in a German sauna.
But that’s not why I was here anyway.
Afterwards, I went to the buffet area and had a look at the food.
There was pork, chicken and beef. Since I don’t really like eating pork, I initially went for the beef, together with some rice, salad and some weird fish rings. I also took some noodles and covered them with a generous amount of Pecorino cheese that was sitting next to them.
The noodles and salad were okay. The beef, however, was incredibly tough and basically inedible.
And I don’t even want to talk about those weird fish rings. They were absolutely disgusting.
It wasn’t until Saturday that I found out from one of the kitchen staff that both types of sausages on display were actually beef. On Friday, I had assumed they were pork, which I generally avoid.
The chicken I tried later, by the way, was surprisingly good.
After showering, I returned to the bar area, where a German guy around my age, whom I had already briefly talked to in the sauna, approached me again.
He had a blonde women with black huge glasses medium height nice facial structure nice boobs (but you can’t really tell the height cause they all wear super tall heels)
He said:
“That’s Ruby. She’s great, trust me. You can’t go wrong with her. She’s a really nice girl.”
At first I told him I needed to go back to the sauna because at that point I was still too nervous to go to a room with a woman.
She did look attractive to me, though, and she spoke good German and seemed very friendly.
After thinking about it for a little longer, I agreed.
“Okay, let’s do half an hour.”
She grabbed two of those bed-sheet things and we went downstairs to the first room. We had to wait a few minutes because all the rooms were occupied, but it was less than five minutes.
Man I can’t even tell you how insanely nervous I was in this situation
She asked me what I wanted to do and what I was interested in.
I told her that I had very little sexual experience and honestly didn’t really know what I liked yet, but that I was generally interested in things like 69.
She said, “Sure, we can do that.”
We went into the room. I took off my bathrobe and lay down on the bed while she got into the 69 position.
She had a very beautiful body, smelled good also a beautiful pussy and everything was very well maintained, with soft, slightly tanned skin.
However, the room was extremely hot and stuffy. On top of that, as I mentioned earlier, I am disabled and have difficulties relaxing in situations like this. As a result, my erection wasn’t really cooperating.
I had already been worried beforehand that this might happen, but obviously I had hoped it would be different.
She sat on my face for a few minutes, which I really enjoyed. For the rest of the time, we mostly talked. She came across as a genuinely nice person.
Of course, I wasn’t particularly happy with the room, but that wasn’t her fault. She did her best, was kind, attractive and seemed like a nice person. If I can’t get hard, I can’t really blame her for that.
So I would still recommend Ruby.
(Although I think there might potentially be two Rubys. I once read a report about another Ruby who apparently has reddish hair. This Ruby had large black glasses, a tattoo on her leg and some other tattoos and is dark blonde.)
We went back to the lockers. I got €100 from my locker and gave it to her.
We kissed on the cheek said goodbye and told each other we’d probably see each other again later.
I then went back to the sauna with mixed feelings, lay down and started thinking about how I wanted to spend the rest of the day.
And to be completely honest, I was already pretty sad at this point that at 31 years old I wasn’t able to get an erection with such an attractive woman.
While I was sitting in the sauna, the guy who had recommended Ruby came over to me.
We clapped hands.
I said to him:
“Ruby said she doesn’t even know you.”
He just laughed and said:
“I know.”
We both laughed.
The bastard had recommended me a woman he’d apparently never even been to a room with himself.😂
After the sauna, I decided to go upstairs and sit in the jacuzzi, where I started talking to a Taiwanese guy.
He was friendly and we got along well.
We talked for at least an hour
In general, I was surprised by the sheer number of people from all over the world who come to Sharks.
I met people from China, Japan, Taiwan, India, France, Singapore, Libya, the US, Russia and Italy, and men of all kinds of ethnicities: white men, many Black men as well on Friday, Arab men, Asian men, Indian man.
The German men, however, were mostly over 60, with some exceptions.
While I was sitting in the jacuzzi upstairs, a young blonde woman walked past with what appeared to be an older Chinese gentleman.
Holy shit, I found her incredibly attractive.
She had tattoos underneath her collarbones, one on her leg that looked like a flower, one entire arm tattooed all the way down to her hand, and several smaller tattoos, including some on both feet and a tiny one on her back.
I immediately thought that I really wanted to talk to her.
Purely based on looks, she was probably the most beautiful—or at least one of the most beautiful—women I would see there that day.
When she finished with the Chinese guy, another man immediately approached her. They disappeared into a room for 30 minutes or maybe an hour.
Later, I saw her sitting at the bar, being approached by several more men.
But when she eventually stood up to leave, I smiled at her and gestured for her to come over.
She did.
We briefly introduced ourselves. Her name was Helen (Hailey) and she was from the Czech Republic she said.
I asked whether she had time for me.
I wanted 69, oral, regular sex positions and BBBJ.
She said okay, €100 for 30 minutes.
I agreed and asked if we could go to one of those tent-like areas upstairs next to the larger jacuzzi.
She told me to get two bed sheets from the reception with my locker number. I did that and I also went to my locker and also grabbed my phone so I could keep track of the time and potentially play some music. I took a sildenafil (like viagra) pill and I also wanted to use a better condom which I took out of my locker as well because, as mentioned earlier, I’d heard some pretty bad things about the condoms at Sharks.
Then we went upstairs.
We lay down and cuddled briefly.
Then I asked her to get into the 69 position.
And she had the most beautiful pussy I had ever seen in my life.
Seriously. Absolutely insane.
My dick actually got hard as well.
Her insanely beautiful pussy lips definitely helped with my ability to get an erection.
I slowly and gently ran my hands over her back, down her legs and over her feet. I really enjoyed touching her soft, smooth skin, especially on her back and her butt.
Sometimes, while we were being intimate, she would move her body in a way that brought her intimate parts closer to my face, and I honestly enjoyed that a lot.
Whenever I was touching her feet or legs she would hold them out toward me and slightly bend them so I could caress them more easily. She clearly knows exactly what she’s doing. What a beautiful body and face she has is insane.
After about ten minutes, we switched positions and I asked her to ride me.
She seemed almost disappointed that I had actually gotten an erection, since I had already told her beforehand that getting hard was difficult for me.
She said:
“Unfortunately, you actually got an erection. Now I guess we have to fuck.”
She clearly didn’t seem very happy about it.
Later she told me that she has so many rooms every day that sex can actually hurt her. I believe her. My dick is pretty average when I actually manage to get an erection, so I definitely don’t have a huge cock that should normally cause pain.
She didn’t really want to do cowgirl and asked for missionary instead.
That was also difficult because my back was hurting that day in that position, so we tried doggy style.
Before that, she put on one of the shitty red condoms.
I didn’t bother asking her to let me use my own condom, so we stayed in doggy for a little while.
But she said she was experiencing vaginal pain and didn’t want to continue with penetration.
I said, “Okay, no problem. Let’s just spend the remaining ten minutes finishing with 69.”
Unfortunately, I couldn’t finish.
After almost 30 minutes, she got up and we went back to the lockers.
On the way there, she told me how much she hated her job and that she would quit immediately if she could find anything that paid even remotely as much.
Not exactly a compliment for me that she happened to tell me how much she hated her job immediately after our room.
The room with her was technically okay from a performance perspective, but it was obvious that she didn’t particularly like me, didn’t find me attractive, and absolutely doesn’t like what she was doing.
She still performed, though.
It was kind of like going to a hairdresser who hates cutting hair and is in a terrible mood, but somehow you still walk out with a decent haircut.
I gave her the €100.
We did the obligatory cheek kisses goodbye and she disappeared into the ladies’ room.
Even though I hadn’t finished, I was exhausted and went back to the sauna, lying down on the lowest bench and trying to mentally calm down.
I ate some more at the buffet, drank water from the dispensers countless times and spent quite a while in the jacuzzi.
But I didn’t really have another proper conversation with any of the women.
Two or three Romanian women approached me, but I was already very tired and exhausted, and I also wasn’t particularly attracted to the women who approached me.
Two Romanian lady’s tried to talk me into a threesome but I wasn’t attracted to their faces and also was not interested in a Threesome at all.
Around 2–3 AM, I finally ended my visit to Sharks and went back to my car.
I gave an Italian guy I had met there a ride to his hotel.
Dormero it’s called.
I then slept in my car myself because I had completely forgotten to arrange a hotel room in advance.
The hotels I called around 3 AM either didn’t have a 24-hour reception or were fully booked.
Day 2 — Saturday, August 22nd, 2026
On Saturday I woke up in my car in a parking lot near Sharks. I had reclined the seat, and at some point I even tried folding down the back seats and using the trunk as sleeping space. Neither option really worked at all at almost 1.90m tall, and I barely got any proper sleep.
Extremely tired, I headed back to Sharks at around noon, parked my car, grabbed my toiletry bag, went inside, paid, got my towels etc. — basically the same stuff as yesterday.
Even though I was absolutely exhausted, I decided to have some breakfast first and then go to sleep afterwards.
That’s why I skipped drinking cafe first even tho the cafe in sharks is decent in my humble opinion. I drank 2 tees with peppermint and an insane amount of honey in it instead.
The breakfast was surprisingly good, basically like an average hotel breakfast. There was a pretty good selection and I was positively surprised.
Only downside was the orange juice dispenser not working properly the stream coming out was so weak that you literally would have had to wait about 10 minutes just to fill a small glass. So I skipped the orange juice.
Unfortunately, I wasn’t there on Sunday, because apparently that’s when they have an even bigger gourmet breakfast/brunch. At least that’s what they are advertising I personally have never seen it.
Afterwards, I went outside to the very last pavilion on the far right, where I lay there for probably 2–3 hours trying to catch up on the sleep I had missed the night before.
Eventually I got up and went back into the main area, which had noticeably gotten more crowded. It was sensory overload for me, so I decided to go to the sauna for a while and afterwards spent quite a long time upstairs in the jacuzzi.
None of the women walking around there were really my type, except for Helen (Hailey) from yesterday, who had once again been booked for an hour by the older Chinese gentleman.
But obviously, the attractive women don’t really need to go hunting. They’re going to get approached and booked anyway.
Then, completely out of nowhere, while I was sitting in the jacuzzi minding my own business, a woman suddenly hugged me from behind. I looked up and this older woman was hugging me and telling me that she gave the best blowjobs and massages in all of Sharks.
I politely declined, but she wouldn’t accept my “no” and kept talking to me. I said no at least 5 or 6 times, but she just wouldn’t let it go.
When I got out of the jacuzzi, she followed me to the bench, hugged me again really tightly with her legs around me so that I could barely move, and once again told me she would give me a blowjob and massage for only €50.
I declined for about the eighth time and told her that I just wanted to chill for a while. She then said that after chilling we would have the “special massage and blowjob.”
Thank God she finally let me go and walked away — at least for the time being. I had to constantly look around to avoid her getting too close again, although unfortunately that wasn’t the last time. Later, while I was lying on the sofa upstairs, she came over and grabbed me again, and I had to reject her for probably the 12th time.
I saw Helen (Hailey) walking past me, smiled at her and waved. But she didn’t seem particularly happy to see me. She just made a hand gesture indicating that she was very busy and walked away down the stairs without even saying hello.
At that moment I was a little sad.
“Was I really that unlikeable that she doesn’t even want to say hello to me? Or did I say something yesterday that hurt or offended her when we were in the room together without realising it,,
I’m absolutely not an asshole. I’m well-groomed, I probably showered about ten times that day, brushed my teeth, and I’m always respectful towards everyone, both inside and outside of Sharks.
Even in the room with her, when she said that sex wasn’t comfortable for her, I said no problem and suggested we continue with 69 instead.
So even as I’m writing this, I genuinely don’t know why she seems to have such negative vibes towards me. I would really like to know and understand what happened.
Anyway, I spent quite a while walking around more or less aimlessly. Everything there was very overwhelming for me — all the naked women, the sheer number of people, the music, the darkness combined with all the lights.
I eventually went outside and chilled for a while in one of those pavilion things.
One mistake I made several times was looking at a list on my iPhone where I had written down which women had received positive and negative reviews.
I think remembering the really negative ones makes sense to avoid disappointment, but I became so worried about approaching a woman and having a bad experience that I ended up just sitting around and doing nothing.
Looking back, that was pretty stupid.
Since I had written Joy on my positive list and even had a few pictures of her, I thought I’d see if I could find her. With the other women who had received positive recommendations, I didn’t really know exactly what they looked like, only roughly from their descriptions.
Then I saw a woman who seemed to match Joy’s description, including the tattoo on her stomach underneath her breasts. She looked cute, so I approached her.
She told me her name was Anna (I hope I’m remembering that correctly, but I’m about 95% sure).
So not the joy I was hoping for but she was still cute so
I asked her if she wanted to go upstairs with me to the jacuzzis and sit on one of the loungers.
She agreed, so we went upstairs together and talked for a while. I liked her personality, and we agreed on half an hour of BBBJ, 69 and sex in classic positions.
I really wanted to use one of the tents upstairs near the jacuzzi because I felt much more comfortable there than downstairs in that rather rough-looking room.
Unfortunately, both tent rooms were occupied, so we had to wait for a few minutes. She tried to convince me to go into one of the rooms upstairs, saying they were nicer than the ones downstairs, but I asked her if we could just wait until a tent became available.
There were also waiting lines in front of some of the other rooms on a Saturday evening, so it probably would have worked out to roughly the same amount of waiting anyway.
After about 10–15 minutes, the first tent finally became available.
We took off our clothes and lay down on the sheets.
She started cleaning my cock with these wet wipes and also used them on herself. At first I found it a little bit of a turn-off, but since we were both sweating, it was understandable.
She wanted to start with a blowjob, but I immediately asked her to go into the 69 position instead, and we stayed like that for a while.
She started sweating quite a lot on her back and stomach, but who could blame her? The damn tent had gotten pretty warm.
Afterwards she put a condom on me and used a generous amount of baby oil on it.
Then I asked her to get into reverse cowgirl, and we stayed like that for probably 10–15 minutes. Sometimes she moved faster and moved her cute ass up and down more quickly, but I asked her to slow down because I found it more pleasurable that way.
Towards the end she lay down in missionary position, wiped herself again with her special wipes, I briefly went down on her, and then I took her in missionary and came inside her after about five minutes.
It was the first time in my life that I had ever ejaculated inside a woman.
I told her that as well.
She replied, “I feel very special.”
She cleaned me up briefly, and I stayed lying there for another minute or two, but then I got out of the tent relatively quickly and went downstairs to the lockers, where I gave her €100.
We exchanged the obligatory kisses on both cheeks and went our separate ways.
Afterwards I went outside to the individual shower, which is basically the only good shower in the entire Sharks, and washed myself.
But that damn baby oil Anna had used was almost impossible to get off. I soaped and rinsed my cock and balls probably 3 or 4 times, but they were still oily afterwards.
I ended up showering for about 15 minutes until it was completely gone.
I have no idea what kind of insane oil that was that she used 😂
I was pretty exhausted, so I went straight back into the sauna and lay on the lowest level for probably 20 minutes.
Afterwards I went outside, showered again and went to the ice bath next to it. I submerged my entire body, including my head, for about 30 seconds.
That felt SO good.
I was still really exhausted afterwards, but the freezing cold water made me feel a little fresher again.
I ate something with two Asian dudes I had met there. I had some beef sausages, which were surprisingly delicious, along with some vegetables in oil and fries, which were also pretty good.
While I was eating, I noticed a blonde woman in a dress with very striking eyes and curly hair, probably in her mid-30s, looking at me intensely several times.
She was sitting on the right on the lower chairs, while we were sitting on the raised chairs on the left.
After eating, I ordered myself a Coke with ice and went upstairs to where the jacuzzis were.
I sat down in one of those semi-open pavilions and dozed off for a while.
Maybe 20 or 30 minutes passed.
Then the woman in the red dress and bathrobe came straight towards me, sat down next to me and said something along the lines of:
“Oh, you’re so beautiful. I want to devour you tonight as my last customer. After that I’m going home, but I want to fuck you. Please. I already saw you in the restaurant and you’re such a beautiful young man. I want you.”
She had such intense eyes, which she kept blinking in this strange way.
At first I wasn’t really interested, but for some reason I found her attractive in a crazy kind of way. She had this really strong energy about her.
I told her that I was extremely tired and also physically and mentally limited, so getting an erection and having sex would probably be difficult, and that I probably wouldn’t be able to come anyway.
But she wouldn’t let that stop her.
She said, “No problem. I’ll make you come. I know what I’m doing. I’m a nymphomaniac. I love sex and I want sex with you right now. Trust me, with me you’ll get hard 100%.”
I laughed and actually let myself be convinced to go with her into one of the tent things upstairs next to the jacuzzi, which actually became available just a few moments later.
She was absolutely crazy.
The entire time she kept saying things like, “come ,come, come on, use me, cum inside me, use me, fuck me, please, yes, yes, cum, cum..
But those constant demands actually made it harder for me to come. Instead of turning me on, they made me feel stressed and pressured.
I had sex with her in missionary, reverse cowgirl, doggy and that lying-down version of doggy — I think it’s called lazy doggy? — but I couldn’t come.
Eventually I lay on my back, and she managed to make me come with a very persistent and powerful handjob.
I was relieved, and she looked genuinely happy and proud that she had actually managed to make me come.
She said, “I told you I could do it,” and gave me this little smug grin.
We talked for a few minutes afterwards. She told me she had made jam with white peaches and showed me pictures of it on her iPhone.
We got dressed again, went downstairs and I gave her €100.
She was Russian and said she was 33 years old, but unfortunately I didn’t understand her name correctly.
Maybe someone knows who I’m talking about.
I sat an the roof on the sofa looking down in the club and saw Helen (Hailey) she realised I was looking at her and instantly looked away which made me kinda sad again.
Even though I was already extremely exhausted, I saw another woman walk past me who I found really attractive.
She had huge silicone boobs, one entire arm and leg covered in tattoos, blonde hair and looked to be in her late 20s.
She smiled at me and told me her name was Hannah. I asked her if we could talk a little later.
She agreed because apparently she had a man waiting for her at that moment.
Later we saw each other again and talked briefly.
I asked about her services and she said she offered a lot of things, but for €150 she would do things like oral, 69, standard sex and proper kissing.
I thought about it for a moment, but then decided it was probably a waste of money for me — not because she wasn’t worth it, but because I was so exhausted that I was practically falling asleep sitting in the chair.
I told her that I found her very attractive and that I would definitely approach her again next time.
I spent the rest of the time mostly just sitting around — a bit outside, a bit on a sofa inside.
Not much else happened.
I got another Coke with ice, and that was basically it.
At around 3:30 AM I went to the changing rooms, got dressed, went to my car and drove home absolutely exhausted through the pitch-black night.
One thing I noticed at Sharks is that people who are really into big breasts or curvy bodies will probably get more out of the experience than I did. That said, there are definitely plenty of beautiful women there with gorgeous faces too. I’m just talking about my personal taste and my overall impression. There were quite a few women with amazing bodies, but unfortunately their faces just weren’t my type. But overall, it felt like certain physical features, like big breasts and curves, were more common. For me, though, the face is by far the most important feature, so I sometimes found it a little harder to find someone who really matched my taste.
What I regret is not talking to more girls I mean I just talked to 5/6 girls the whole 2 days that’s way to less.
If I will be there again I will definitely approach more girls then just sitting around so long.
Honestly I was just to afraid and nervous to talk to more girls I ran around the bar area maybe 50 times these 2 days but always to nervous so tried to go outside or upstairs pretty quickly.
Questions:
Is the Sunday ,,gourmet,, buffet/brunch breakfast really that much better than the one on Saturday? Unfortunately, I left Saturday night.
Does anyone know the name of the lady with the nose piercing, belly button piercing and blonde hair tied back, although some strands were still loose around her forehead and in the back? She had a very pretty face and was rather short. She was one of the very few women who were wearing something — around 95% were completely naked, while some had underwear or something wrapped around their lower body. She was one of the very few who was even wearing a bra. Both were light blue/blue, and she wore them on both Friday and Saturday. On Saturday she was sitting roughly where the German-Russian Hannah usually sits, maybe 1–2 seats away, around D4 or C5. I only saw her in the morning, though. In the evening she seemed to be gone on both days, or maybe she was just fully booked and I didn’t see her anymore.
Has anyone had any experience with the German/Russian Hannah (Hanna?) with the huge silicone boobs, late 20s, and her entire arm and leg tattooed? She usually sits around C4. She seemed professionally distant but still friendly and service-oriented when I talked to her. I didn’t have a room with her, so I’m only judging from our conversation.
Thanks everybody for reading I really appreciate any comments, recommendations, tips and overall thoughts on my review.k