u/itsamee_athrowaway

Are you looking for that missing "spark"? Do you ideally hope to avoid changing your situation (and mine)? Have you sought to find a hot dad who can make you feel the feelings you haven't felt in some time? Well then let me introduce you to Itsamee\_athrowaway, a guaranteed way to give you all of that and MORE! \^\^(this guarantee may or may not be bullshit)

How do you lock down such an amazing product? Great question! Simply IM and indicate interest and be willing to exchange photos pretty early on so that we can make certain you appreciate the true beauty of the Itsamee\_athrowaway.

I’m a 47 year old dad with a solid beard, solid life, and am just looking to bring a little excitement back into the mix. Married, kids, minivan full of chaos, and somehow still managing to work on getting in better shape.

I’m looking to connect with someone who gets it: busy, sharp, funny, and looking to get off of this site (like yesterday). If you can fire off quick, clever messages between the hundred things you juggle every day, we’ll click.

I’m confident, attentive, and built like a guy who’s been living real life, not the gym. EDT based, open to distance for the right vibe. If you’ve got a story that made you stop and think “I can’t believe that just happened,” send it over.

Let’s make the day a little more interesting.

Bearded, late-40s dad here, attractive (beard game strong, still getting occasional double-takes), married with kids, and looking to feel that spark again.

I’ve got the dad life on lock: chaotic mornings, endless snack demands, and a minivan that’s basically a rolling lost & found. But I’m craving flirty banter, naughty vibes, and that “we really shouldn’t” excitement that makes everything else more bearable.

Seeking a hot mom in the same situation. She has a busy schedule, is sarcastic, secretly horny, and tired of conversations that only revolve around school schedules and “who forgot the permission slip.” If you can keep up with witty texting while hiding in the bathroom from your kids, we’ll get along great.

Down for steamy chats, voice notes, pics, and if the chemistry and logistics line up, eventually turning this into a proper in-person “playdate” somewhere down the road. Discretion is mandatory. I guard secrets like I guard my emergency whiskey stash.

About me: Solid dad build, funny, attentive, and excellent at dad jokes at the worst possible times.

In EDT but open to distance for the online fun. Drop me your best “I can’t believe I just read that” OA story so I know you’re real. Let’s make adulthood a little less boring.

Attractive guy who will be in town in a couple of weeks and will have time each evening to host some "fun" in his hotel room. Putting this out there with enough notice so that we can chat a bit before I get there.

To say I've had a week is putting it mildly. I sometimes struggle heavily with depression and anxiety, so during these moments I am in my head a lot. That's not to say I'm seeking someone to purely get me through this tough time and simply be a distraction. I just believe in being as transparent as opsec allows, so we all know what we're getting into.

So what am I looking for? A partner, someone who can fill in the gaps that exist in my current relationship. A woman who doesn't take herself too seriously and can accept me for who I am, not try to mold me. She should enjoy a mostly healthy lifestyle, but not be afraid to scarf a few slices of pizza from time to time. Physical attraction is important, even in a purely online space, so a willingness to share pictures pretty early on is a big deal (ideally, we could meet somewhere down the road).

What are you getting? An attractive, funny, intelligent guy who is incredibly self-aware and isn't afraid to admit when he's wrong. If you don't fall in love with me, you'll gladly call me a friend. I've been on a journey of improving health and am really looking for someone to challenge me, both in the gym and mentally.

Hit me up, you won't be disappointed!

Look, we're all on here seeking something extra, so I don't think I need to point out all of the obvious. Let's focus on what specifically I'm seeking:

It gets tiring feeling ONLY like a provider. Like, there's obviously a lot of value in that and it feels good knowing I am able to take care of my family, but I also just want to feel wanted. Someone who whispers naughty things into my ear and teases me when we're in public places (I get this is online, but I think you get where I'm going). Someone who thinks about me sexually and makes effort to make sure I know that they do. It's been awhile since I've felt that someone desired me in that way.

Anyway, there's more to it than that, but I'm really in my feelings lately and I'm rolling with it. If you're an attractive woman who is in a similar situation and is up for seeing where this takes us, shoot me a message. I don't think you'd be disappointed.