Wife's Ex's Dick lives rent free in my head
I have heard several times how big my wife's ex-husband is. She told me sex was not pleasurable because he would often hit her cervix if he was not careful. I don't really buy that but whatever. Anyway yesterday he came to pick up their kid's and he came to the door and I answered. He never comes to the door but he said he forgot his cell phone at home so he couldn't call to let them know he was there. I have never seen him in anything other than jeans but he was wearing board shorts this time and obviously no underwear. You could see the outline and holy shit it's a freak of nature. Now I can't get the image out of my head.