Morning call if nature

So I'm of work still with a bad back , yes they do exist. Had a few beers last night purely medicinal to help me sleep 😴.

I wake up and take 30 secs to get my bearings and pull my morning wood just to make sure he's in working order and head to the en suite with the big fella leading the way . Imagine my surprise when i opened the door to see my gorgeous queen sitting on the throne wearing only her little vest top . I apologise and say i thought you'd gobe work . She replies its still early dickhead . She asks if i fancy getting " nasty" later, her words not mine and i grab my cock and reply that both of us are up for some nastiness. She starts to piss and i love when she does that so i start to slowly wank my cock . She quickly says would i like to start now . She tells me to puss over her stomach and pussy as she moves back on her throne. I move forward and she smacks my cock and sucks it a couple of times but I'm bursting for a piss .i start to puss all over her pretty pussy and she continues hers while releasing her 40dd tits and starts to rub her pierced nipples . She tells me to piss on her tits , which as a loving caring husband i dually obliged. As i finish she sucks my cock clean and i ask if i can clean her . I move into the bedroom and lie down, she lowers her dripping cunt on to my face but i lift my head to lap at her wetness. I love licking pussy . But alas I'm stopped in my tracks . Work she says .

I slither into her side of the bed and stroke my cock . When she comes out of the shower i wrap her in a big bath sheet and help dry her. Trust me fellas after 25 years of marriage and 35 years of being together thus us an absolute winner 🏆. Romantic and sensual but you must never i repeat never turn it into anything sexual unless she initiates it . As she's going work i know the game . I dry her tits, bum and inner thighs . I catch her closing her eyes . I kiss ger glorious arse and say "all done babe" she calls me a teasing bastard and squeezes by balls rather too hard . I fall back on the bed in slight pain as she says she will show me prick teasing later.

She then tells me that there's a parcel coming today so dont miss it . She asks wots my plans for the day . I reply I'm just going to go in our play room , watch porn and edge my cock till she gets home . Well the parcel thats coming will deffo come in handy she says . Before i ask she says don't ask and don't open it . Order received and understood mam . Go make me a coffee . I trundle down the stairs and my spider senses are tingling about this parcel. Part 2 will hopefully follow later or 2 moz.. so its a day of pirn and edging for me . Ryan connor or sara jay springs to mind . Have a great day people 😀 😀

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u/jockster39 — 2 days ago

Wifes night out part 2

So I've dropoed my sexy gilf wife at her night out with friends , so i go into our play room and put some porn on the 65 inch and start edging my old cock for my slut queens return . I never text my wife first on her nights out . It's a sign of insecurity and weakness in my humble opinion. My queen texts me and asks wot I'm up to . I reply edging and watching porn . She replies with a smiley face and a heart . Wot kind of porn are you watching. I screen shot her a movie of tattooed slut Ashley Cumstar and she replies, i like her she pure filth like me . I reply of course she is . She tells me to save the film and we'll watch it when she gets in . She says i will show you filth , keep edging that big cock for me .

An hour goes by and she texts that some of these friends have no sex lives and are boring as fuck . I ask why . 10 mins later i get a group pic of the 7 of them . My wife says guess which one doesn't like blowjobs, one doesn't like the taste of cum and one hasn't had sex in 5 years . I took a guess and got all 3 wrong . WTF do i know 🤔🤔🤣🤣. She says that a couple of her friends don't believe how good our sex life is. Your discussing it you dirty bitch . I get a smiley face back .

About 29 mins go by and she tells me to take a pill as she's gonna be home in an hour .

My phone pings indicating the camera has picked up my wife on the drive . She comes in and i greet her with a kiss and ask if she had a good time. Shut up and take your cock out . She snogs me abd pulls at my cock till its rock hard . She pushes me into the play room and undresses in front of me . Sticks her fingers in her pussy and tells me to lick her fingers . I fucking love the smell and taste of pussy . She pushes me back on the sofa and straddles my fully erect cock with ease . She bounces on my cock while i kiss and play with her nipples and suck her 40dd tits . She says her friends are boring , " I'm not boring am i" . No babe . She tells me she wants to cum . She climbs off and turns round so I'm staring at her gorgeous arse as she bounces on my prick a little too hard . She reaches down and starts to flick her clit like crazy . She screams she's Cumming and stands up as she squirts all over my throbbing cock . She's not squirted like that for a while .

She grabs some cushions and drops to her knees and starts gobbling my cock no licking no teasing just hard and fast deep throating like a pornstar . Cum on my face baby she asks . She us wanking my big cock like crazy and she sticks her finger in my arse . Its to late , i shoot rope after rope on her beautiful face . She is totally glazed , I'm a big spunker for an old man . She then takes a photo of her face and sends it to her friend's 😮😮. Her phone starts pinging away. Wot an absolute slut and she's all mine 😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/jockster39 — 6 days ago
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Wifes night out part 1

Last night my wife was going out with her friend's. It always ends with me getting fucked when she comes back after alcohol and them talking about sex to each other, how big or small there husband's cocks are and if there getting any at all. I reap the rewards at home .

So i wake up after my old man nap and I'm on my own . Quick text to the wife reveals she's upstairs, i presume getting ready . I text her remember to wear something sexy so i can benefit later . She replies I'm horny now and rubbing my pussy on the bed . I reply fuck off . She says come up .

I arrive at the bedroom door and my queen is naked except for black high heels and a dirty smile. Do you want to watch me she asks or wait till later . I say yes and she instructs me to pass her shoebox full of toys from the wardrobe. She says "you pick" . So i pull out this huge lifelike dildo with the balls attached. She tells me I'm a dirty sod . I ask if she needs any lube and she opens her beautiful cunt and i can see it's already wet , very wet.

I pass her the dildo and she says kiss me and then sit on the chair 💺. I do as I'm told and sit back to enjoy the show . She starts by licking and sucking the balls of the dildo and rubbing her nipple which soon stand up like a little soldier. She then licks the tip of her toy and bites it gently one of her kinks when she's sucking my cock . She slides her hand down and it glides over her glorious pussy . She is a first class prick tease . I have my prick in my hand now slowly stroking it. She notices me and slides her finger right up to the knuckle. I just stare and smile . She fingers her cunt for a few mins and i can see and hear her pussy between her moans . She takes her soaking wet finger and slides it into her gorgeous arse , the big dildo soon replaced her finger's and she was in the zone . Like a storm theres nothing i can do to stop wots happening. My beautiful wife lying in OUR bed fucking herself for both OUR pleasure. I know the signs when she close to cumming and it's so very close . She rams the dildo right in her pussy and squeals she gonna cum . I stroke my big cock a little bit faster . She gasps and pulls the dildo out as she squirts all over her toy .

I tell her she's a god wife and she says she's not done . I remind her she's going out and i want my fun later . She begs me to let her cum once more . I agree, who wouldn't. She tells me to lick her dildo which i do as she flips on her knees and grabs the toy again and rams it in while in the doggy position. She soon cums again and rolls over. I lick her beautiful cunt clean and tell her to get her sexy arse in the shower. Me and my hard on leave ger to get ready . Life is so good . Part 2 to follow ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/jockster39 — 7 days ago

Beyond horny today

Been edging my big cock all day .my sexy wife is at work do I've been all alone . Been lying in here 2 day old cum and squirt soaked yoga pants inhaling the glorious smell from her used panties .

I've leaked that much precum that I've had to lick it off my hand . Ive text her at work and she's had to go to the toilet she said fir a little play . Ive told her if she sucks my cock or plays with it as soon as she gets in I'll spunk in my pants . The dirty bitch asked me wot i want then . So after careful consideration I've told her that i want her to go upstairs as soon as she comes in and put her tartan mini skirt and white stockings on , the naughty schoolgirl look come down to our playroom and sit on my face till i lick her beautiful cunt till she squirts and then piss all over me and wank my big cock while sitting on my chest and hopefully catches some on her beatiful face and tits . She's in at 6 and i can't wait 😋😋😋😋😋❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/jockster39 — 18 days ago

My dirty weekend after my dirty weekend gets even better

So my sexy wife has been having a lue in after her big day out and sucking my cock as soon as she got home . A couple of hours ago i take her a coffee up and place it on her bedside cabinet. She opens her eyes and and says thank you. She laughs and says " wot are we like" i pull back the quilt and start to kiss her sexy big arse . I flip her over and start to lick her pussy . She tell me she needs to pee. She pops into the en suite and she's pissing like a racehorse, i love that . I ask if i can be on clean up duty and she says yes. I lie on the bedroom floor with my cock in my hand and she comes out and squats on my face . I like the last bits of piss from her gorgeous pussy and she drops the bombshell. Would i mind if she went for a walk with her friends in the hills to detox her body . I reply would i fuck if i get the same welcome when you get home . Ive cancelled the dinner with the kids she says , so you might be lucky

She comes downstairs with her yoga pants on and little bra top same as she was wearing when we played in the woods a few days ago on holiday . I tell her she looks stunning and i casually rub her pussy through her yoga pants . She asks me do i think i could make her cum like that . Easy peasy i say . Well lets try it when i come back . I might even piss on that big cock . We both laughed as she headed out but she turned round and said I'll be back about 7 but I'll text you before so you can pop a pill 💊. Now my cock is hard at this point but as I'm 59 and a diabetic i fully concur with her proposition, especially after its use of late . I watch her get in the car and drive off.

Now as I'm writing this its just gone 2 and I'm gonna have a wee nap. My cock has other ideas . So I'm cock watching or is it clock watching for the next 5 hours . Life is good its very fucking good and i love it and my beautiful queen ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/jockster39 — 20 days ago

Wifes evening delight part 2 🤣🤣

So my sexy wife has gone out with her friends and her afternoon of alcohol has begun . The debauchery is later .

So she's been out about 3 hours and i never her text first . Hope you guys are writing this down . Leave them alone . She texts me at 5: 40 and asks wot I'm up to . I reply nothing as i can't have a drink cause I'm picking her up . She texts me back 15mins later yes 15 mins , I've played this game for years, your a good boy but i can get a lift later if thats ok . I text back no probs babe . Straight away a text arrives , i dont like good boys i like bad boys . So i see an opportunity. I send her a pic of me holding my cock . A smiley face appears and she says the girls like your cock 🤣🤣. I don't reply . 20 mins later i get a text " I'm horny" , your always horny babe 😘. No really horny and ive got no knickers on . I text her back "wot a slut" . 15 mins go by and i get a couple of pics of her naked on the toilet pissing . Thats a kink we've only recently got into . She tells me all her mates and 2 of there daughters are all talking about there sex lives and partners so she's gone to the toilet. I've had a little play with my pussy, hope you don't mind . My cock is in full attack mode now . She send me a pic of her 40dd tits pushed together, i fucking love that . So i fall asleep on the sofa for a bit and I'm woken by the door opening. My wife is home and beckons me into the hall. "Wots up babe " , i told the girls i was gonna suck your big cock as soon as i got in . You go bitch as i stepped out of my shorts . She holds my cock for a second, she loves it when it goes hard in her hand and she says sucking and kissing a soft cock is not for her. She only had to wait a few seconds and my cock was rock hard . She says there you go baby .

She drops to her knees and spits on my cock and sucks on it like a porn star 🌟 . I'm in heaven wife in the hall sucking my big cock. She whips of her dress and puts my cock between her massive tits and gives me a incredible tit wank while every now and again sucking and licking my bell end . She tells me that she wants me to spunk all over her . I say wot here .yes please she says . I tell her that i want her to cum . She then tells me that she's already cum twice in the toilets of the pub and the 2nd time she licked the cunt juice from her fingers . She stuck her fingers in her cunt and made me lick them , i love pussy juice. I'm close now and she knows it .

" she tightens her grip on my cock and grab my balls really hard . She says " I'm a dirty nasty slut now spunk on my face " well wots a 59 year old man supposed to do . My balls tighten and she's pulling my cock like crazy ." I'm coming" i stutter as . Now my wife knows how far i cum and adjusts her self backwards, she knows my range . First rope is to clear the my pipes of precum and hits her right on the forehead 2nd rope goes clean over her head a splatters on the wall. She adjusts again as 3/4 splatter her beautiful face , little 5th shot labds on her stunning tits. . She licks my cum from her tits and scoops some from her face and sticks her fingers in my mouth . I really dont mind the taste of my own cum🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/jockster39 — 20 days ago

Wife's afternoon delight

Were just back from our fuckfest and my gilf wife is having an afternoon lunch with her friends or a lunch time piss up as us lads call it . Oh I'll be back for 6/7 she says.

So she's up stairs contemplating wot to wear as the do . She texts me and asks me opinion on various outfits so i try to seem interested 😜😜. White tight jeans and a little top are mentioned as well as other outfits . I tell her its quite warm if your gonna be walking from pub to pub .she says she's settled for a short summer dress n heels 👠. Classic combo i reply . She replies no knickers tho . I say shame I'm gonna miss out . Oh you wont miss out when i come home .

She then texts " do you want to watch me play with my pussy before i go for a shower" . I'm up them stairs like james bond . I open the door and she says there are 2 conditions , you must sit in the chair and say nothing 💺. But you can't cum . Fuck me but I'm in . I step out of my shirts and wip mtbT shirt of . My sexy gilf slut slips her heels 👠 on and with nothing else but a cheeky grin lies on the bed with her legs open and glorious cunt on full display.

She starts by stroking her thighs and her tummy and casually goes up to her pierced nipples and flicks them till there hard . She plays with everything but her pussy for about 5 mins . I'm casually stoking my cock at this wondrous sight before me . She has none of her toys visible so hopefully its just her fingers . I love that ❤️❤️. She slides 1 finger in then 2 , i can see how wet she is . Her gorgeous clit is standing out now so she rubs it slowly and in circles. I'm not gonna cum so dont get any ideas you perverted cunt. I love her dirty talk . She tells me to make my cock leak . Precum is one of her many kinks and after 33 year's together I've mastered it . I move to my left hand and after a few strokes my precum leaks from my cock . I squeeze my helmet and 3/4 drops leak out . She immediately gets up and clamps her mouth slowly round my helmet. I nearly cum so i pull back an she fingers up my precum and licks it .

Good boy she says and skips into the shower after smacking my twitching cock on the way past .

And the door she says no wanking when I'm out . We'll sort that thing out later . My god I'm a lucky man . This was literally 1 hour ago and I'm waiting to take her out . Hopefully my cock will behave itself ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/jockster39 — 21 days ago

A forgotten experience

My wife and i 57, 59 have just returned from our dirty weekend and randomly asks me if i was a dirty fuck when i was younger and who was the first milf i ever fucked . I asked her wot age is considered a milf as it wasn't really a word till American pie came out . She laughs and asks if i ever fucked anyone over 35. I have a total and utter flashback.

I tell my wife that when i was 17/18 and it was our carnival day and we were in the pub waiting for the pool table . The local slut, there's no other word for it was playing pool and prick teasing with her mate in a little denim mini skirt . She was on her 3 rd relationship with an older gent after 2 failed marriages and the rumours were all round our little town about her being a total slag . She was giving it all she could , bending over and me and my mates got a glimpse of a thong secured right tight up her gorgeous arse . A couple oy my mates were disgusted but my cock was telling a different story . She approached our table with her little skirt and a white blouse that was way too tight and her massive tits were almost out . They were right in my eye line and she said ok boys were nearly done who's got me on the table next . We laughed and i said wot about playing pool . She smirked and said naughty little boy .

I ended up playing pool with her but i couldn't concentrate as her perfect arse always seemed in view . She asked if i wanted to go to a party . How many are going i asked . Just 2 she replied. I knew i was going in an instant. She told me to leave after her so she made her excuses and left and about 30 mins later i made mine and left my unsuspecting mates . I entered the drive of her posh bungalow and knocked on the side door. She answered and said i didnt think you were coming . Cheesy line but i think i said i wouldn't miss it for the world. . She dropped to her knees and unbuckeled my belt and took my cock out and started sucking it like a porn star. She licked and sucked my cock and balls for about 5 mins and then stood up, pulled down her thong and hitched her denim skirt up to reveal a beautifully trimmed bush , it was the 80s 😜😜. Lick my pussy she ordered . I was in it like sonic , lapping away likeva hungry dog . She announced she was going to cum and i panicked wot happens now . She started to wriggle like fuck and her pussy was so wet .

Fuck me now she barked as she bend over the kitchen table. I slipped my cock straight in and started slow . Fuck me harder. I pumped her so hard i knew i wasnt going to last long. She said you can cum on my face . Well that was it , she spun round and i unloaded on her face . She cleaned my cock and casually said you need to go now .i put my jeans on and casually walked to my house grinning like a cheshire cat.

I glanced at my horny wife and she was flicking her bean to my tale which i completely forgotten about .

She asked if i ever fucked her again, i said no but i saw her regularly and it was never spoken about again . Years later my mates had said that they all fucked her after me . This was my 1st encounter with an absolute slut . My wife said i love your honesty but your a dirty cunt . Do you want your cock sucked. My cock was rock hard so i didn't say no ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/jockster39 — 22 days ago

A nice leisurely walk

So myself and my queen are on the last but one day of our dirty weekend. She says let's go for a walk to the next town and have some lunch , about 90 mins each way . So she's wearing sexy yoga pants and a little bra top with her rain coat to make her sweat as were both on a weight loss journey.

We start out and my wife is marching off and I'm keeping up . I can't stop looking at her sexy arse in them yoga pants . We walk for about 45 mins and it starts to get very black and cloudy . It's gonna piss down i tell you . Don't be a pussy she yells. Will this keep you motivated and stretches her yoga pants over her stunning arse . I perk up and push on hoping for a wee touch of heaven . The other heavens appear and open and it starts to bounce down .

Head for them trees i shout as we see a little copse of trees . We get under the trees and start laughing about being wet through . The wife has a little towel in her rucksack and and we dry ourselves off as best as we can . Wot are we gonna do now she enquires . Show me that arse again and we'll wait out the rain .

She pulls her arse out of her pants and leans on the tree . My god she looks hot . I step out of my shorts and part her arse cheeks and tongue her arsehole while rubbing her clit . I know when she is horny by the little gasps and how quickly she gets wet . I love the taste of my bitch . After a couple of mins she says lick my cunt till i come you dirty fucker . She lays down and i start flicking her cit with my tongue. She starts playing with her pierced nipple and i know she's close . I want to cum on your face . She stands over me and it rattling her clit like crazy . Her legs buckle as she squirts on my face and doesn't stop wanking and squirts again then lowers her pussy onto my face . I lick her clean and she says stand against the tree and I'll wank ur big cock and see how far it goes . She spits on my cock and starts wanking me like crazy . She drags her nails all over my balls and i shoot 3 massive ropes all over the grass . She cleans my cock with her mouth and gives me a big snog and says get dressed dickhead the rains stopped. We sort ourselves out and carry on our merry way . By fuck life is good and i love this women to death ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/jockster39 — 25 days ago

Dirty weekend away

So my horny sex queen and i are on dirty weekend away sadly without our sexy playmate who could make it do to work commitments. My wife said she would make it up to me .

So were in beautiful accommodation overlooking the sea and we walk into the town and have an afternoon's drinking , the good lady has a bottle of wine and I'm happy with pints.

She flashes me a couple times by lifting her little sexy dress and shows me her gorgeous pussy . I rub my finger from her arsehole right up to her clit and few times and pushed it in, she gasped out loud. Her pussy was soaking by now and she was sticking her finger in and making me lick it clean. Unfortunately the pub was getting busy so we had to stop . My cock went down and my wife said lets go back to the accommodation im too horny .

We arrive back and my queen says give me 10 mins and go sit in the big chair. I did as i was told and my mind was racing thinking, wots she got in store .

I hear the door opening and closing and the sound of high heels 👠 my cock stirs . She is wearing black fishnets hold up a tight pvc bra And my favourite black shiny knee high boots . Wank your big cock you dirty cunt she says . I start stroking and she sticks her cunt in my face and shouts lick it . I lap at her pussy like a thirsty dog 🐕. She stand there a rubs her glorious cunt in my face and announces she's cumming . She squirts right in my face and tells me to drink it . She rubs her cunt juice round my face and gives me a sexy snog

Fuck me from behind now, she kneels on the sofa and sticks her stunning gilf arse in the air . I cant help myself, i lick her little arse while rubbing her cheeks. Fuck me you dirty cunt she says. I slip my 8 inch cock right up to my balls . She gasps and calls me a teasing cunt . I slam her for a few minutes and she begs me to spunk on her face and tits like the dirty whore she is . Those words are enough. I pull my cock out and pull it like fuck. My queen turns round and grabs my ball so fucking hard . First rope lands dead on her face and over her head .she starts rubbing her pussy i step back and ropes 2/3 follow and land right on her stunningly pretty face ..last half rope hits her 40dd tits . She licks my softening cock clean and says now kiss me . I snog her and clean my mess up like a good boy . I fucking love this women ❤️ ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/jockster39 — 27 days ago

Wife wants to flirt and flash to the guys from the fair

We're on a holiday and my horny gilf wife has hatched a proper dirty plan .we went for a drive when we arrived and she was horny and said she wished she had brought her dildo in the car so she could play with herself when I'm driving . Its one of her kinks. So unfortunately no dildo no play

So we stopped in the town and went for a quick drink before heading to our accommodation. There was a fair in the town Square and she noticed the guys and lads setting up the fair . She noticed them and they noticed her in her leggings and little tight vest top . She was rooting in the car with her sexy arse in the air and i saw them looking at her arse . My bitch loves prick teasing, she is champions league quality for a gilf of 57 .

Inside she said she'd love to come and walk round with her little summer dress or even her leather mini skirt on . She told me that i could follow at a distance and she would go into the local bar and i wasn't allowed to follow for 1 hour . She would never do anything other than flash and flirt nut this turns her on when other men are staring at her . I agreed but said wots in it for me . She replied , I'll suck your big cock in the car park. I laughed out loud . We had a couple of drinks and headed to the car . True to her word she took my cock out ad stroked me too full hardness. When the coast was clear she leaned over and started to suck my cock . Every now and then my bottle would go and I'd tell her to stop . We agreed she could come down and have her flirting fun as long as she could flash at me and swallow my cum when she was done. Roll on 2moz 😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️

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u/jockster39 — 30 days ago
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Dirty time without sex

My horny gilf wife is in the middle of a sexual awakening. She's 57 40dd tits and a arse like porn star Ryan Conner. We love exhibitionism, cumplay, cum kissing, power pissing more her on me . We love to sit on sofas in our tv room and watch each other wank . My wife has a variety of sex toys but her current favourite is a big pink dildo and balls . She will dress like a slut and fuck herself while i watch and after she cums and makes me lick her toy and her clean she'll wank my big 8 inch cock till i shoot 3/4 ropes on her . She loves wanking me and letting it fly on the floor . Im a big cummer and can regularly shoot 5ft . The dirty little slut loves watch me cum ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/jockster39 — 1 month ago

After a hard days graft

So I'm at work and my wife texts me i horny . Sorry babe I'm a work . She texts back guess ive got 2 choices then , play with myself or wait. I reply it's up to you princess. She tells me she's been edging for 2 days .

I pull on the drive and my phone bings , go and have a shower and meet me in the tv room , wear only a towel. So I'm stroking my cock in the shower wondering wot my slut gilf is planning.

I knock on the door and she says come in .I'm greeted by my wife in a sexy black harness and knee high black boots. Is this too much she asks . Absolutely not i say you look stunning. She produces a dice and says I'm in charge and don't say a word . Roll the dice bitch she orders . I roll a 4 . That gets you 4 mins she says . Roll again odds for my pussy evens for my arse , i roll a 3 . Fuck that i wont my arse licked. She kneels on the sofa and sticks her gorgeous arse in the air . 4 mins you dirty cunt get licking..I'm on it straight away, tonguing her arse and rubbing her clit , her pussy is so wet

4 mins and I'm ordered to stop. Now your going to watch me fuck my cunt and you'll do and say nothing .

She looks up and says see that i look up and there's a big hook type think secured into the ceiling. She produces this soft rope and ties my hands and puts it through the hook and yanks my arms above my head and ties it of so I'm totally helpless, just me and my cock pointing skyward.

She sits on her soda a spreads her legs and starts sucking her big glass dildo . Rubbing it between her big tits and then sucking it . She then slides it right up her glorious cunt inch by inch till.its almost gone . My big cock is dancing . She continues to play and says she can hold on much longer . She leaves her dildo in a grabs her little bullet vibrator. She places it on her clit and adjusts the speed . She takes the big dildo out and starts sucking it like she's possessed. She shouts that shes Cumming and squirts all over her sofa . She doesn't stop and cums twice more . The sofa is soaking .

She stands up and lets a bit of the rope out and orders me to lick the sofa clean . As i pass her she grabs my cock and spits in my face . I like her cunt juice off the sofa and i stand up and she starts smacking my cock .it hurts but I'm too horny , I'm defeated now .

She asks me if i want to cum . I shake my head and she starts to wank my cock so hard it hurts . She shouts cum when i tell you . She wanks me for about a min and says cum now bitch . She spits on my cick multiple times and screams cum you bastard. . I shoot 3/4 huge ropes all over the floor about 5ft away . She licks the last remnants of cum from my throbbing cock and deep throats my 8 inches 2or 3 times and says that's all you deserve. To be honest i was more than happy . She tells me to fuck off and my training will continue at a later date.

I picked up my towel and just as i opened the door she says " i love you but your only getting a B + for that . I smile and head up the stairs grinning likeba cheshire cat . God I love that dirty nasty bitch ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/jockster39 — 1 month ago

Finding my limit

My wife and i are sitting discussing our upcoming dirty weekend with our female playmate where i told her that I would like to be dominated by them both . I told her that I wanted them to dress like sluts in black boots, PVC or leather . My wife agreed and asked if they should both wear the same outfits as they've done in the past . I said no I would like them dressed different and didnt want to know any more than that .

The dirty little bitch the rubs her thighs and goes up towards her pussy thinking I haven't noticed i ask her if she's horny she says of course. She then says that her a "L" have been discussing how far do they go . I say wot do you mean . We need to find your limit fancy starting now . She pulls her shorts aside and I can see a freshly shaved pussy . Go in the TV room and I'll be back in a min .

Our TV room has 2 sofas about 3ft apart and we use it fir mutual masterbaiting one of us on each sofa watching the other . I head in and slip my shorts off and start stroking my cock .my queen appears in just black thigh high boots and carrying a shoe box . She empties the shoe box and all these dildos, vibrator and other stuff falls onto her sofa . She tells me to keep stroking my big cock but not to say a word. She then opens a parcel thats been delivered and puts a balaclava on me and tells me to shut the fuck up .

She sits back down and squirts baby oil over her 40dd tits tummy and thighs. I nearly spunked there and then .

She pulls a big pink vibrator from the pile and spits on it and starts sucking it telling me she's going to suck my cock like this in a min . My cock starts leaking precum now and my wife loves the taste so she licks my cock clean . I fail in my mission I tell her i wont last much longer. Lick my arse then she says so she pivots round and I start rimming her gorgeous arse .

She turns round and says 2 out of 10 for today. You need way more training you pathetic little cunt . We'll carry this on to improve you before we go away . Stand up you prick she orders . Im going to slap your cock for being a total fucking failure today .

She starts slapping my cock harder and harder , I dont fucking flinch. My precum is leaking again. You think I'm licking the cock again your so wrong just spunk you useless cunt she calls me and if you don't spunk a decent distance then were done .

Now I love being wanked off standing up and my bitch knows this and as a big cummer its such a turn on for us both .

She starts wanking me really hard and shouts obscenities in my face . She then spits in my face . I tell her I'm Cumming. She spits in my face again as rope after rope lands over the floor. I nearly buckled as the last few drops of cum left my exhausted body . She bends down and kisses my cock and then my cheek and says next time im gonna make you lick that up , now say yes mistress and fuck off and have a shower .

I do as im told and in the shower I'm thinking another string to our kink bow . I wonder how far down the rabbit hole we can go but who cares . I love this incredible sexy gilf with every fibre of my being and long may our journey continue ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/jockster39 — 2 months ago

Our horny journey continues

So I'm at work and my wife texts me , that she's horny . I'm 59 and she's 57 and an absolute slut since coming through the menopause.

I ask her how horny and she tells me she's been playing with herself and edging for a while . I tell her she's a dirty bitch and I'll be home in a couple of hours . She then tells me she's dressed up to feel sexier. I tell her she doesn't need to bother but I love when she dresses up for me . I ask her wot she wearing but she wont say . She tells me her new toy is amazing. Wot new toy I ask . She then sends me a pic of a huge realistic dildo about 10 inches long . I'm 8 inch and even I'm surprised.

She tells me its making her so wet . I get a pic of the of dildo 3/4 of the way up her glorious cunt . Will you lick my juice of it when you get in . Abso fucking lutley I text back .

I pull the car on the drive abd head straight upstairs. My queen is lying face down on her knees wearing a black leather harness and shiny high heels . My cock springs to life and I see she's got her favorite butt plug in and the huge dildo rubbing between her clit and the butt plug .

Tongue my arse she says and make me cum . I step out of my work gear and seductively kiss her gorgeous arse before removing the butt plug and I start to tongue her . Her pussy is clearly dripping and I alternate between her arse and cunt . . She tells me that she's not cum for a few days because its been so hot in the UK . my sex queen loves to squirt , not far but enough so I know wots coming. She flips onto her back and rams the huge dildo in and out of her pussy . I'm kneeling over her pulling my big cock for all its worth .

She tells me she's Cumming and pulls the dildo out of her pussy and with perfect timing and squirts over my cock . Dont you dare cum she says im not done .

She flips back over and slides the dildo into her pussy from behind. She cums again like a pornstar twice in quick succession.

Now you perverted bastard she says spunk on my arsehole and lick it clean . Her dirty talk does the trick but my first rope shoot up her back . I'm a big cummer so I have to control my cock and ropes 2,3 and 4 hit right on her sexy arsehole. Clean it up you dirty cunt and give me a kiss . I lick most of my load from her arse and we have a little cum kiss before we head off for a nice cold showers. Fuck I love my wife and the slut she's become ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/jockster39 — 2 months ago

Our sexual adventures continue

I'm sitting at home with my sexy gilf wife .she's 57 and I'm 59 . I'm on the sofa feeling ill and she's busy back and to . I tell her I'm gonna have a nap , she grabs my cock and says get better soon I'm horny and she tells me she's going upstairs to sort out her wardrobe.

I wake up like im coming out of a coma and ive slept for nearly 2 hours . I can hear my wife talking to someone upstairs . I figured its one of our grown up kids. I then hear her laughing out loud then I hear her say our friend "Ls" name . Our friend that we've played with on a few occasions.

I sneak to the bottom of the stairs and I hear them talking absolute filth about each other, me and our adventures. Then I hear my wife tell her thats she's a dirty bitch and she's getting wet now . I'll or not my cock twitches.

I sneak halfway up the stairs and I hear my wife moaning and stroking her gorgeous clit. My 8 inch cock is rock hard now so I start stroking it slowly as my wife amd "L" are wanking together on a zoom call . I wank my cock for about 5 mins listening to the filth coming out these 2 dirty sluts mouths .

My wife announces she doesn't want to cum so they both laugh and the conversation switches to when were next meeting up . There conversation ends and they say goodbye.

I'm standing on my stairs with my cock in hand wondering wot the fuck to do . I text my wife and casually ask wots she up to . She replies trying clothes on that I didn't think I'd ever fit into again . She losing weight and is now so sexy and confident.

I ask if she's found anything nice . Yes come up and see.

So i climb the stairs expecting clothes to be scattered over the bed but no as I stand in the doorway my slut wife is lying on the bed in a black leather basque, black fishnets and shiny thigh high boots . My cocks stirs once more

I want to play says my wife . Sit in the chair and watch me cum she adds . Like a good boy I settle in to watch the show . She pulls her 2 favorite dildos from under her pillow and licks the big pink one, rubs it round her pierced nipples then slides it right up he wet cunt . She tells me to wank my big cock while she's playing, not a problem.

She cums very quickly and squirts on her dildo , she throws it to me and says lick it clean and keep wanking you dirty bastard . I do exactly as I'm told and she brings the other dildo into play . She flips over and sticks her gorgeous arse in the air and rams the dildo into her soaking pussy . She cums again the dirty little bitch .

I stand up and she says she's not finished yet . Flips onto her back and makes herself cum twice more.

She has never looked so beautiful, dressed like a slut and a big damp patch on the sheet.

Cum on my face please she asks. Now I've got a slight mental block about spunking on my wifes face. Don't know why , her arse tits tummy even in her mouth but over her face is a problem for me .I'm a big cummer maybe its that or a respect thing not sure .

Please just spunk on my face she says pretty please. Who am I to disappoint her .

I start wanking my big cock and she starts rubbing her pierced nipples to attention. My big old balls tighten and the first rope lands right on her face 2nd and 3rd clear her head and blasts onto the the headboard .

She licks my cock clean and say if you love me kiss me 🤣🤣. I kiss my beautiful wife and lick my own cum from her beautiful face . God I love that women 😋😋😋😋❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/jockster39 — 2 months ago

A crazy 5/10 mins

So its baking hot in the UK and me and my sexy gilf queen are chilling trying to keep cool .were in our late 50s but still horny . She's strutting past me in the little booty shorts and little bra top with her 40dd beauties barely concealed. We not done anything sexual because of the heat for a few days so I'm horny as fuck watching her . She knows this and starts prick teasing while im trying to watch the football. She's bent over the sofa and her arse cheeks are right in view. She asks if I want any thing for snacking so spotting the opportunity I say say yeah some pussy and arse she giggles and pulls her shorts right up the crack of her arse . My wifes arse is like a famous porn stars and she loves the comparison. I tell her she's a prick teasing slut . She comes over and kisses me and feels my cock .follow me she say, we go into the kitchen and she drops her shorts on the floor and puts one leg up on the unit. Her glorious arse is on full view. She says arse first you dirty boy. I stick my tongue in and around her arse while rubbing her clit . She gets wet in seconds and I can tell im hitting the spot by her moaning. We cant do anal because ive got a big a big helmet and her arse is just too small so I sneak a cheeky digit into her sexy arse . She tells me she's gonna cum . The bitch stops reaches into our glass cupboard for one of my whisky glasses and says she wants to cum in this . We assume the position again and a couple of mins of me rimming and fingering both holes she squirts into the glass im holding between her legs . She screams for me to wait and cums again. I lick the bits I've missed from her thighs like a good boy . She takes the glass from me and says drink this and I'll suck ur cock till you cum . She casually puts it to my lips and pours it down. Absolute fucking nectar, I love the taste of squirt she drops to her knees and starts sucking on my big cock . She asks me where I want to cum, face, tits mouth wot a descion. You choose I said im close . She took my cock out her mouth and wanked it for all it was worth . First rope landed right on her face 2nd and 3rd flew over her head and hit the worktop, she licked my cock clean and we had a little snog to clean up my cum from her face and she just toddler off for a shower . Im standing in the kitchen with my cock going down looking at my jizz on the worktop thinking, I fucking love this women ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/jockster39 — 2 months ago

My wifes favourite kinks

Myself and my wife are UK based and this is our top 5 kinks and we'd love to hear opinions. In no specific order or how horny we are. 1st wife loves wanking me off onto her full length mirror while dressed in her leather gear and then makes me lick my cum from the mirror. 2nd wife loves to flash to me in pubs till my cock gets hard and then makes herself squirt . 3rd she loves to wank my big cock on her wedding ring/engagement ring and we both lick it off. 4th she loves to stand over me sitting or lying down and then pisses on me while I'm stroking . 5th she loves to squirt in a shot glass and make me drink it . Could have gone on but keep another 5 for later 🤣🤣😋😋❤️❤️

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u/jockster39 — 3 months ago

Trip to the pub part 2

Sorry for the delay 🤣🤣. So were in a quit country pub and my horny queen is pruck teasing me like fuck. She comes back from the bar with a tray 2 pints and 2 shots . I ask where she's been as she was gone ages . She was talking to our special friend from down south who we've had some stunning sexual adventures with . She tells me that "L" wants another weekend away with us . Trying to be cool i say not a problem. She then says her plans for tonight have changed . She downs the shot and almost half a pint of lager . She then tells me she wanted to " power piss" on me . Well I'm for that . She now tells me our friend wants some pics of wot were up to in the pub . So my queen puts her leg back up on the seat and flashes her gorgeous pussy at me . I take a few pics of ger and one with her wedding ring finger right on her clit. She tells me to take mt cock out for some pics. So I oblige stroking my cock to all its glory while my wife takes some pics and sends them to "L" victoria tasty. My slut wife says she needs to cum , so i say drink up . No no no , she says i want to cum here. I laughed out loud . In a quite English country pub . Yes she replies. She downs the other shot and more of her pint . She's had a decent drink now and her inhibitions are in the car. She starts playing with herself and i can hear hiw wet she is . She tells me that when she cums she wants me to video it for "L" . She tells me she's going to cum and grabs the shot glass and tries to squirt in it . This is my favorite kink , I love the taste of it . Her squirt is running on the seat and she scoops it up with the shot glass . She puts the glass in the table and tells me to drink it while she videos it for "L" . I don't need telling twice . My wife stunning cunt juice is gone like a shot of tequila. I tell my wife that as soon as my cock goes down we'll head off . Bollocks she says now its ur turn . A swift fuck off is given and I tell her I'm not wanking in a pub . She responds with yes you are or I'll puss all over this floor . Challenge accepted. She tells me she's going to film this . I start stroking my cock and she says make it leak. My cock leaking precum is one of her many kinks. A few strokes later my cock starts to leak . My queen reaches over and fingers up a bit and tastes it . Now I'm on the verge and me being a big spunker, distance not really volume I'm worried where its going to land . My wife knows exactly when im going to cum so she grabs the same shot glass that she came in . I start to tense my legs and the first rope of cum fires over her hand . The 2nd n 3rd are guided into the shot glass . I put my cock away but were not finished. The good lady says film it while she downs it , her words not mine . She slugs my cum down and swills it round her mouth and swallows . We finish our drinks and as we head out the bar women says " thank you hope you enjoyed it " I nearly pissed my self laughing. As we got out in the car park my says " yes i did enjoy it , thank you very much " we laughed all the way home . God I love this woman ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/jockster39 — 4 months ago

Trip to the pub part 1

Were both late 50s and on a horny journey . Wife says lets go for a drink on a boring midweek night . So were sitting in a beer garden chilling, talking about everyday bollicks and my horny wife goes and gets the drinks . I watch her perfect arse swagger towards the bar . She texts me to say come inside. She's found a quite little corner booth . Thought you wanted to sit outside i say . She puts her foot up in the bench and flashes her pussy and says i cant do this . She tells me she's been edging for days and is horny as fuck . She tells me she been edging in the shower, in the kitchen even when she was having her lunch at the table , dirty little bitch . She tells me to keep a lookout and proceeds to rub her thighs and tummy with the occasional flick of her clit. One leg is still up on the seat and im staring at her . She groans and closes her eyes , sticks her finger in her cunt and say look how wet it is . Her cunt juice is clearly visible on her fingers . She says lick it clean . I lick her fingers as ordered. She asks me if my cocks hard , of course it is. Show me she says . Wot in here , yes. I take my big cock out of my shorts and smack it on the edge of the table. WTF are we doing. She asked if I want my cock sucked right now . Keep watch she says. She puts her fingers in her lager then flicks it on my throbbing cock and starts to suck my cock. She bobs her head for 4/5 lengths and my bottle crashes and I pull away. We're in a pub FFS . she laughs and tells me I'm a coward. Coward iam. She tells me to kiss her and go get another drink . You'll have to wait i tell her , my cock is pointing at 12 o'clock. I'll go then she gets up and sticks her perfect arse right on the corner of the table , jiggles it and moans then dissappears round the corner. Fuck me I'm a lucky man . Part 2 to follow

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u/jockster39 — 4 months ago