r/UKconfessionsNSFW

So I'm of work still with a bad back , yes they do exist. Had a few beers last night purely medicinal to help me sleep 😴.

I wake up and take 30 secs to get my bearings and pull my morning wood just to make sure he's in working order and head to the en suite with the big fella leading the way . Imagine my surprise when i opened the door to see my gorgeous queen sitting on the throne wearing only her little vest top . I apologise and say i thought you'd gobe work . She replies its still early dickhead . She asks if i fancy getting " nasty" later, her words not mine and i grab my cock and reply that both of us are up for some nastiness. She starts to piss and i love when she does that so i start to slowly wank my cock . She quickly says would i like to start now . She tells me to puss over her stomach and pussy as she moves back on her throne. I move forward and she smacks my cock and sucks it a couple of times but I'm bursting for a piss .i start to puss all over her pretty pussy and she continues hers while releasing her 40dd tits and starts to rub her pierced nipples . She tells me to piss on her tits , which as a loving caring husband i dually obliged. As i finish she sucks my cock clean and i ask if i can clean her . I move into the bedroom and lie down, she lowers her dripping cunt on to my face but i lift my head to lap at her wetness. I love licking pussy . But alas I'm stopped in my tracks . Work she says .

I slither into her side of the bed and stroke my cock . When she comes out of the shower i wrap her in a big bath sheet and help dry her. Trust me fellas after 25 years of marriage and 35 years of being together thus us an absolute winner 🏆. Romantic and sensual but you must never i repeat never turn it into anything sexual unless she initiates it . As she's going work i know the game . I dry her tits, bum and inner thighs . I catch her closing her eyes . I kiss ger glorious arse and say "all done babe" she calls me a teasing bastard and squeezes by balls rather too hard . I fall back on the bed in slight pain as she says she will show me prick teasing later.

She then tells me that there's a parcel coming today so dont miss it . She asks wots my plans for the day . I reply I'm just going to go in our play room , watch porn and edge my cock till she gets home . Well the parcel thats coming will deffo come in handy she says . Before i ask she says don't ask and don't open it . Order received and understood mam . Go make me a coffee . I trundle down the stairs and my spider senses are tingling about this parcel. Part 2 will hopefully follow later or 2 moz.. so its a day of pirn and edging for me . Ryan connor or sara jay springs to mind . Have a great day people 😀 😀

So my 31 year old lovely wife is the sweetest woman I know. She's smiley, very cute with big blue eyes and she's very very petite. I was drinking with some of her uni mates a week or so ago and I found out she had a nickname for the last year of uni. It was apparently S***** "double vaginal" or S "double V".
They referred to her as double V several times and I had no idea what they meant. They assumed I'd know. I didn't.
It turns out there's a lot I didn't know about my wife and know I just want to know it all now and I can't help but getting hugely turned on by it. One of the guys I was with did used to sleep with her casually and so knew a bit but not everything.
I've asked her about it but she still maintains she was always very well behaved at uni and only slept with 2 men. I know this to be an outright lie and the number was way way way higher. It doesn't help that because she denies it there's no one to talk to about it!

So we are swingers but time poor so don't get to practice much. This one time we were at a bi night. We struggle to break the ice with people but a couple about 10 years younger and extremely fit approached us. We got to talking but didn't go anywhere so we carried on our night.

We didn't have any luck elsewhere either unfortunately. So we retired to one of the play rooms to get eachother off. I'm switchy but lean submissive so hubby took the lead. I.was SO horny thinking about the young couple as he fingered me HARD in front of everyone and who should walk in but the couple from before! They started fucking right next to us! She was moaning neither myself or hubby could stop staring at his huge cock sliding in and out of her perfect tight pussy!

I came like a freight train. Squirted all over the bed/lounger thingy and some splashback hit the other couple 🫣 I was so embarrassed! But they carried on and she came seconds later.

We apologised and they said it was ok but that I could help them clean up? I was confused as we had already wiped down the bed.

They explained that they meant from their mess, if I would like and indicated to their junk! I felt this huge rush as the guy presented his massive cock I couldn't help but bend down and start licking and kissing it tasting her pussy and his cum on it 🤤

Meanwhile my husband leaned in to kiss the lady (. A red head btw) she kissed him but politely explained that they would like to just play with me if that was ok. He was disappointed but seemed to enjoy watching.

After a while I stopped going down on the guy and concentrated on her. Again tasting their juices, feeling super submissive as she ground her pussy in to my face.

Eventually the guy started fucking me (with protection) from behind as I went down on her. I don't remember the order but eventually we all came (I didn't squirt this time.

Suddenly I remembered my husband lol normally we only play together but I looked over to see him stroking his cock looking at us all and I got the devil in me!

I asked if the other couple were interested in helping him finish but they weren't. So I crawled over to him and said firmly: "dungeon". The " dungeon" area at this club isn't that big or well furnished but it is where more "adventurous" things are more accepted.

I sat him on one of the benches, took off my (literally soaking wet knickers) and shoved them in his face, grabbing his dick with the other hand. I proceeded to jerk him off and rub my stockinged feet on his cock while I loudly told him that he wasn't allowed my pussy, how pathetic he was, sitting and watching his wife get fucked by a guy with a much bigger dick. How right now, a room fullmof people (there were a few guys now stood watching and jerking and others playing and half watching) were staring at his wife's pussy while he had my soaked knickers in his face. He came HARD! we kissed, made preparations to leave. On the way out a guy (who had been watching) told us that it was the hottest thing he had ever seen, watching me milk that orgasm from my husband. We both enjoyed the experience, I think the spontinaity was a huge part. I'm rarely in the mood to be dominant but was really feeling it that night.

Got a day off work today, Woke up horny, started watching videos of me and my cock loving ex. Thought i would treat myself to a slow wank. Cast the video to my tv and took my time. Spent roughly an hour entertaining myself. As a result when i came it shot about a metre in the air. Feel totally amazing now. Have a great day.

I had an experience that changed my sexual life forever.

I'd been talking to a guy online for a bit. Flirting over games. Before leading to texting and sexting. He used to tell me how bad he wanted to fuck me, and he was desperate to make my cum.

One night, whilst drunk he told me he wanted to see me. We joked about how the distance was too far. For the first time whilst on call he asked me to play with myself whilst he talked dirty down the phone. He got me soaking before I even touched myself. Before I knew it I'd booked a train to go see him.

A few days pass and I set off to meet him, a complete surprise. I knew he was out with friends because he told me. I asked him to call me when he was alone, and I walked to near where he was eating.

He called and said his friends had left, and he was going to a local bar for a drink. I made sure to walk into that bar. I knew when he saw me as his eyes went dark instantly. I walked over to him and ordered us a drink each. We talked and drank the drinks whilst his hands gently roamed my body. By the end of the drink I was standing between his legs whilst he was on a stool, and I was calming his cock.

He whispered in my ear "let's go somewhere a bit private" I'd booked a hotel down the street and planned to take him to it. As soon as we got out of the bar, he pushed me down an alleyway in the dark. His body pinning me to a wall as his fingers dip into my panties. Circling my clit whilst putting his thumb in my cunt. Before I had time to release what was happening hed span me around, pushed his pants down and rammed his massive hard cock into my pussy.

He fucked me rough and hard, slapping my ass in public. Pulling on my hair and pinching my nipples hard. I'd cum 3 times before he finished inside me. He pulled out and pushed my skirt down "let's see how much cum you can take tonight slut"

That was the start of a very rough and kinky night.

Let me know if you want a part 2

Quite a while ago I jokingly told my wife that we should start selling her underwear for some extra cash. To my surprise she turned round and told me if I dealt with the admin she’d happily do the wearing.

A couple of weeks back we set aside a load of her existing underwear, and bought some new nice pieces for her to wear especially for buyers. After spending a good few days talking to time wasters who weren’t interested in buying but wanted free pics, or thought we were doing calls or meet ups we finally got chatting to a really lovely guy who was more than happy with what we did and didn’t do, and sold him pairs. One is an old pair of every day wearers that have had plenty of use, and the others something nicer and previously unworn which is being worn especially for him today before we post it tomorrow.

Knowing someone else wants to pay for this from my wife is a massive thrill! Definitely can’t wait to be picking out the next items for her to wear for someone.

I absolutely love imagining a much much older guy emptying his balls onto my 35yo wife’s shiny pvc outfit.

The thought of him being much older and being utterly turned on by her pvc is so hot to me. A really huge load blasting her shiny outfit.

I also quite like the thought of her being disgusted and appalled by it 🤤😊