Six Little Dicks Across
I've been into SPH for years but never explicitly told my wife it's a "kink." Instead, I just call my dick little and small all the time, make jokes about it, and she's occasionally played along with a comment here or there. But she's never been explicit about it—just matter-of-fact.
Today she wanted to order a new bathroom faucet, probably about 6-7 inches across. She asked if I had a ruler so she could check the spacing. We're home alone, and I'm always joking about my dick being small, so I pulled my pants and underwear down right there and pulled on my little dick and said, "Use this. It's about six little dicks across."
She looked at it and laughed and said, "It's not that small."
She was talking about my dick. Not the faucet. She was saying my dick isn't that small—which means she was acknowledging that yes, it's small, just not that small. The subtle acknowledgment that it really is small, without actually saying the words, was such a turn on.
She didn't perform. She didn't try to humiliate me. She just confirmed the scale in her off-handed way. "Not that small" means "small." She basically called my dick small while I was standing there pulling on my little dick to measure a faucet against it.
Now my little dick is up to its full four inches long and four inch girth just remembering it. The casualness is what makes it real. She wasn't feeding a fetish. She was just being honest. And that's the hottest part.