u/limpshrimp83

Me and my girlfriend are semi long distance and since we can't exactly hang out 24/7 we talk online. Sometimes we play games, listen to music, or even just talk, but the main thing we do is play video games together. Most of the times we play co-op games since we both suck at online games but we decided to hop on Fortnite. We joined the squad game mode which paired us with some random dudes.

One of the guys was completely silent and only communicated through emotes but the other guy was in VC and he was loud. He hops on says go to this location and my girlfriend says "can we go here" and he goes "oh shit a chick." He proceeds to talk down to her and explain that he "knows what he's doing."

Thoughout the whole game he's pretty much exclusively talking to her. He exclusively referred to her as little lady and refuses to call her anything else, not that she told him off. The hottest part for me was definitely her not telling him off and interacting with him. A specific highlight was definitely when she asked if green or blue was better and he said "It's obviously blue \*laugh\* you're not very smart are ya." and she responded "Thank you."

To be fair he carried us to a win as we constantly got downed so for being a sexist dick he did have the skills to back it up so I can't be too mad. Than again he's talking down to her about Fortnite so it's not like he earned the right to be a dick.

I got a friend request from the silent player and added them back so the story has a happy ending. Then again my girlfriend also got a friend request from the guy so maybe not lol.

(This is a reupload since reddit falsely banned my account and when they reinstated it they left all my posts deleted)

Me and my girlfriend are semi long distance and since we can't exactly hang out 24/7 we talk online. Sometimes we play games, listen to music, or even just talk, but the main thing we do is play video games together. Most of the times we play co-op games since we both suck at online games but we decided to hop on Fortnite. We joined the squad game mode which paired us with some random dudes.

One of the guys was completely silent and only communicated through emotes but the other guy was in VC and he was loud. He hops on says go to this location and my girlfriend says "can we go here" and he goes "oh shit a chick." He proceeds to talk down to her and explain that he "knows what he's doing."

Thoughout the whole game he's pretty much exclusively talking to her. He exclusively referred to her as little lady and refuses to call her anything else, not that she told him off. The hottest part for me was definitely her not telling him off and interacting with him. A specific highlight was definitely when she asked if green or blue was better and he said "It's obviously blue *laugh* you're not very smart are ya." and she responded "Thank you."

To be fair he carried us to a win as we constantly got downed so for being a sexist dick he did have the skills to back it up so I can't be too mad. Than again he's talking down to her about Fortnite so it's not like he earned the right to be a dick.

I got a friend request from the silent player and added them back so the story has a happy ending. Then again my girlfriend also got a friend request from the guy so maybe not lol.

(This is a reupload since reddit falsely banned my account and when they reinstated it they left all my posts deleted)

A while back I posted a story about how my crush saw my micropenis at an even less flattering angle than usual. Flash forward a few years and she's both a streamer and a lesbian. She's not the biggest streamer but she makes enough to support herself on it. Anyways tldr for the last story she saw my micropenis and she told me she was a lesbian, weirdly enough after sharing "secrets" we became way closer friends.

Anyways since we're friends she made me a mod when she first started streaming. She gradually got bigger in terms of content until she became a full time streamer. We're close enough friends where we jokingly insult each other and she had just live streamed a game called Danganronpa V3. One of the lines in the game has a character call someone a "bitchlet" and after she screwed something up in a game I called her that. In response she goes "Shut up micro-peen!" and flips me the bird and sticks her tounge out. With that whole scenario and the fact that she had a good amount of cleavage on display I wouldn't be shocked if that was some chatters awakening to mean girls lol.

(This is a reupload since reddit falsely banned my account and when they reinstated it they left all my posts on every subreddit deleted.)

This was back in high school, I made a friend who was super cute and into anime. She always wore really baggy clothes and I didn't think much of it until summer came along and she invited me to a comicon. Her uncle drove us there and we both got separate hotel rooms right next door to each other. We both got our key cards and since we automatically got two we both got a copy to each others hotel rooms.

She cosplayed as a character called Envy who's from a show called Full Metal Alchemist. For those who don't know Envy wears a loose pair of shorts but more importantly, they wear a very tight, very thin, black crop top. It didn't show off any cleavage but it was tight and thin enough that you got a good imprint of her bra, that's when I first learned she was secretly stacked. Needless to say I was smitten. Seeing big boobs I didn't know were there made me extremely horny so after we finished our 1st day at comicon I planned to jerk off once we got back to our hotel. We get back to the hotel and she tells me "Don't enter my room I'm gonna take a shower." I say ok and enter my own room and the cogs in my head start turning.

After waiting about 5 minutes I exited my room and put my ear to her door to check if she was showering. Sure enough I hear running water and enter her room. Sneaking over to the bathroom door I peek in and see an identical bathroom to the one in my room. A toilet in the corner a sink in the corner next to it and a tiny shower with a thick gray curtain. I obviously can't see past the thick gray curtain (I can't even see her shadow in it) but since the shower was so tiny she was near the back of it and with the shower curtain only covering most of the shower her butt was hanging out past the curtain giving me a really clear view. For genuinely a good 15 minutes I was just staring at her butt and occasionally when she had to grab shampoo or adjust her stance so she didn't fall I'd get a clear shot of her pubes.

I got so lost staring at her butt that I didn't notice she was exiting the shower until she grabbed her towel and opened the curtain. I assumed it was the end as I got a clear shot of her boobs and crotch but she was using the towel to dry her hair completely covering her head. Taking a moment to appreciate the way her boobs bounced when she dried her hair I snuck out of the room not risking closing the bathroom door in order not to get caught and I was able to see my crush butt naked.

I'll be honest after I jerked off I felt really guilty (post nut clarity and all that) and years later I wound up admitting what I did to her. Luckily she forgave me for it so all it cost to see some titties was a decent amount of guilt over the course of a few years.

(This is a reupload since reddit falsely banned my account and when they reinstated it they left my posts deleted across every subreddit)

I went to the gym a few years back as tired as humanly possible. I was working a demanding job and had a horrendous sleep schedule so I'd regularly go out after being awake 24-36 hours. Anyways I'm 20 hours awake and feeling surprisingly good, with no shift the next day I decide to go to the gym and get some exercise. After about an hour I'm dead tired, unsteady on my feet, and about to pass out so I go ahead and enter the locker room to grab my stuff. I'm too sleepy to even shower so I go ahead and change. I take off my shirt to apply deodorant and since no one was in the locker room (it was like 2pm on a Tuesday) I drop my pants and briefs to put on a different pair of undies.

Once I drop them however I become extremely dizzy, I don't know if it was the lack of sleep or if I bent over too fast when I pulled my pants down but I needed to sit down or I'd fall down. I instantly sit down and close my eyes to get a grip. Sure enough I wake up to someone shaking my shoulder roughly 20 minutes later. I sheepishly covered my very exposed crotch and thanked him for waking me up before I quickly got dressed and left. I don't know how many people (or if anyone besides the guy that woke me up) saw me naked but it felt like everyone was staring as I awkwardly left the building. I don't know if it was more or less embarrassing that I woke up with a boner meaning that the guy (and anybody else who entered) saw me at my 3 inch best.

(This is a reupload since reddit falsely banned my account and when they reinstated it they left all my posts on every subreddit banned)

This was a few years ago. I was friends with this cute blonde girl who was really into anime. We became fast friends and eventually I went over to her house to watch an anime together. We went into her room and I immediately slip on some kind of pink cloth. She got all flustered and grabbed the cloth and tossed it into her closet.

It took me until we sit down and began the anime before I realize I tumbled on her bra which made me instantly erect. I don't remember much about the anime besides the fact that it was super horny, slutty clothes, bouncing boobs, all the anime bullshit you'd expect.

I'm sitting next to her and feel hornier than I ever have before, I think of asking her where the bathroom is but before I can do that I feel a liquid touching my crouch and realize I just came myself. I ask her where the restroom is and clean myself up but for the rest of our "date" I have a permanent damp spot on my dick reminding me that all it took to make me cum was a pink bra and anime girls.

(This is a reupload since reddit falsely banned my account and when they reinstated it they left all my posts deleted on every subreddit)

Recently me and my gf got into ass play/pegging. We started off small but we finally decided to buy a strap on. Obviously with limited experience I didn't want a huge one so my girlfriend looked around for a few on Amazon or specific websites that sold sex toys. Eventually she calls me over and the conversation went like this.

GF: "Babe do you like this one?"

Me: "I know I said I didn't want a huge one but why would I want one this small?"

GF: "*Heavy laughter*"

Me: "What's so funny?"

GF: "Look at this." She says still laughing while pointing at the text on the screen. The text said 4 inches which is slightly longer than me. Seeing my reaction my girlfriend laughed even harder before we decided to buy a slightly longer/thicker one.

(This is a reupload since my account got falsely banned and reddit left all my posts on every subreddit deleted)

Me and my girlfriend both have some time off this month so we scheduled a little vacation near a beach. On both the first and second day of our visit literally no one came to that beach so we both flirted around a bit. We weren't banging or anything but there was a bit of grabbing or tugging on swimsuits which we totally didn't realize. On the third day however my girlfriend accidentally hit me in the balls hard, she was tossing sone beach supplies behind her and right as I walk up she throws an umbrella at mach 3 into one of my testicles. It hurt a lot but after a few hours and some ice I was mostly better and ready to go to the beach. Once we got there my balls were killing me again since we were walking and I was wearing tight ass swim trunks which made them hurt like shit. After 20 minutes with no one there (like usual) I slip my cock out to give it some relief.

My girlfriend felt really bad about the whole destroying one of my balls thing and upon seeing my dick out of my trunks started giving me head. Once I (quicky) finished she asked if there was anything else I wanted and I told her about a trend I saw on reddit. It's one where a girl takes a picture of her shadow with their bikini covering the area of the shadow that the bikini is supposed to cover. Basically it gives the illusion that the girl taking the picture is butt naked while doing it. She thought about it for a moment before she said she'd do it if I did too. Of course I agreed and we both undressed and posed for a picture, of course right when we pose for the shot the first people we've seen at the beach all week walk up on us. My girlfriend is doing a sexy pose (one hand on head the other on her hip) and I'm shrunken down to an inch after cumming so needless to say it's a bit embarrassing for both of us.

To their credit they were very kind, they turned away and apologized despite it being completely my fault. Immediately after we got dressed they offered to go to a different area on the beach (they turned around while we quickly scampered to get our swimsuits on) which we refused since it was our (mostly my) fault. So we wound up being near an attractive couple who saw us completely naked for a few hours.

(This is a reupload since reddit falsely banned my account and when they reinstated it they left all my posts on every subreddit deleted)

Me and a friend of my gf's named Jamey were over at her house for a studying session. It was our final year and we were all freshly 18. At some point while Jamey was in the kitchen I got up to use the restroom. When I finished up I went to pull my pants up but it got stuck under the edge of the sink (it was a tiny side bathroom connected to her parents room.)

Sure enough as I turn to pull my pants out from under the sink Jamey walks in on me. After locking eyes I see her eyes drift down for a split second before she covers her mouth and yells "Sorry!" before slamming the door shut.

Afterwards when I left my girlfriend was bursting out laughing and me and Jamey were both red in the face with her profusely apologizing. Both of us were embarrassed but it was an obvious accident so I quickly forgave her and we pretended it never happened.

(This is a reupload since reddit falsely banned me and when they reinstated my account they left every post I made deleted on every subreddit)

About a year and a half ago I posted about an SPH opportunity I had with my much more masculine roommate. Reddit recently banned my account by mistake and when they reinstated it they deleted all my posts across every subreddit. Instead of individually reuploading them I've compiled every post I made about this story and added a little epilogue for what happened after my last post.

"Opportunity for SPH and need some advice."

Recently I've moved into a dorm for college and I'm rooming with someone I'd never met before this. We got to know each other and he seems like a pretty cool dude. We were sitting on the couch a few days after we moved in and he casually mentioned that it sucks he can't walk around naked anymore since he used to do it all the time at his old apartment.

I asked what he meant since he looked like he was fresh out of high school and he told me he actually took a gap year for an apprenticeship that didn't really work out. After he was done complaining about it I said that I did the same thing whenever my family wasn't home which prompted him to ask if I was fine if he started dressing very lightly. I asked him what he meant by this and he said "like boxers and stuff." I responded that I was completely fine with that. He then said I could do the same and I told him I'd probably take him up on that offer.

One week later he's casually walking around in tight ass boxers which has me thinking about how I could probably take advantage of this for SPH purposes. I own some tighty whities and a few more embarrassing briefs and I'm wondering what ideas y'all have to take advantage of this lucky scenario.

"Update to my last post. (Underdressed near roommate)"

So in my last post I mentioned that my roommate started dressing lightly and gave me a hallpass to do the same. I own multiple pairs of briefs (some more embarrassing than others) but just decided to walk in front of him in a pair of normal white briefs. I went to the living room where he was sitting in his red boxers, he was watching TV so I sat down next to him on our couch. As I sat down he began speaking to me. (This isn't exactly what we said this is more so a generalization of our conversation.)

Roommate: "Hahahaha holy shit dude what are you wearing."

Me: "My underwear, what does it look like?"

Roommate: "It looks like you stole a 10 year old boys wardrobe, what grown ass man wears the same undies as a little boy. Hahahaha!"

Me: "Well this is what I wear everyday, hell this is all I wear to sleep so I don't see the issue with it."

Roommate: "Dog, which grown ass man doesn't wear boxers, I mean what do you do about the lack of support."

Me: "I've never needed the support."

At this point I'm a bit red in the face and this comment makes him shut up a bit and turn away. At this point I'm feeling a bit hot and bothered by the whole situation so I end up man spreading for about 10 minutes while we watch TV together. He doesn't make anymore comments as I get up and return to my room where I'm at right now. Oh by the way this happened just a few minutes ago 😁

I get this barely involves sph but im fairly confident the situation is only going to become more sph related as time goes on. I'll make another post once I show off the rest of my briefs in front of him.

"Wearing only briefs in front of my roommate."

I posted a while back about how I got the opportunity for my roommate to give me SPH and how I walked around in briefs in front of him. I have a few pairs of briefs that are meant to be embarrassing so I figured I'd casually wear them in front of him and I finally wore my last pair in front of him earlier today so I figured I'd update everyone.

For the first few days I just wore my white briefs around him, I didn't want him to think I was a pervert and ask to move out or tell everyone so I waited to make sure he was comfortable before I moved onto more "interesting" briefs. Of course he made a few comments like "I still can't believe you wear that shit" and "You really haven't worn boxers before" but overall there wasn't a lot of SPH or humiliation. Then I moved into some novelty boxers.

At first I just went with colored briefs. I started with red and got comments on how I was "switching it up" but there wasn't a whole lot of SPH. Eventually after a few colors I put on a bright pink pair which definitely got a reaction from him. He immediately burst out laughing upon seeing what I was wearing. I tried my best to feign confusion at what he was laughing at to which he responded with "like you don't know." I knew I was caught at this point and acted like it was a joke but I insisted that despite the fact that it was a joke I was wearing it unironically since it was comfy. This caused another laugh from him and he made fun of my lack of masculinity. This led to a joke about how I might as well be wearing panties and I joked back about how my girlfriend left some of hers and that "maybe I'll change into them." After I said this he started chanting "do it" over and over.

Truth be told my gf didn't actually leave any of her panties behind I was just setting up later SPH for another time. I went online and wound up buying 3 pairs. I bought a set of plain white panties, a childish one with a pink rim and strawberries, and a black lingerie pair with a little red bow and sheer sides.

I have around a month left until the semester is done and he's been receptive to this so far so I'm ok escalating this to wearing panties but I'm wondering if I should take this further, and if there's anything in-between panties and being buck naked or if there's anything after being naked in front of him. Any advice would be appreciated.

"Epilogue."

I've told a lot of my SPH stories on this subreddit but this whole set was the hottest, but probably the one with the most awkward outcome. With finals and him bringing girls home I wound up not having much of a chance to wear my panties until the literal last week of school.

I put on the frilly strawberry pair I mentioned and he stared at me slack jawed. I started making jokes about how my gf left it behind and how I told him I'd wear it for him but he interrupted me.

"I've seen you staring at my bulge, I know why you're wearing those." And then he awkwardly walked over to me before grabbing my ass. I pushed him off and ran back to my room before falling asleep in just my panties. I woke up the next morning to a text from him.

"Hey dude, I was super drunk last night and don't remember anything. If I did something weird don't worry about it lol"

For the rest of the week he was awkward and clearly was trying to avoid me. It was pretty obvious he remembered at least part of it and felt really bad. I still feel a bit bad, I learned a lesson on why you shouldn't be a tease.

I met this "southern belle" through a friend I went to school with. She moved upstate for school and we met at a theater. She was wearing the most stereotypical country girl clothes you could imagine. It was cowboy boots, jorts, a black thong that gave "whale tail", a tied up checkered top, and a cowboy hat.

We went to a mostly empty theater and we were both a bit drunk and she sat on my lap and started rubbing against me. After five minutes the friction made me cum in my pants. We still had 30 minutes left however and she didn't stop rubbing so I proceeded to cum in my pants two more times. The walk back from the theater to my car was awkward since once we went into the light it was obvious I came in my pants. Needless to say I didn't get a call back.

(If this story seems familiar to you it's because it's a reupload. Reddit falsely banned my account and after they reinstated it they left all the posts on my account deleted on every subreddit.)

I went to a forest on a school field trip for a nature class we had at my school. It was fairly normal, it was a mixed gender Christian school but it was an all boys field trip (they were worried that the couples would sneak off and bang in the woods if they went together) so it wound up just being a group of guys joking around in the woods.

We had a campsite with a bunch of tents/sleeping bags set up and around 9:30 my teacher (an older man) made us go to bed. Of course we were teenagers so around 10 we made sure he was asleep and snuck out. None of us had a plan and we obviously didn't have any drinks so we decided to skinny dip. All of us undressed and got in the cold lake water before getting out like 10 minutes later because of how cold it was.

Not to hype up the friends I had at the time but they all had notably large penises. The smallest besides myself was like 4 inches (I'm guessing since I didn't exactly ask) and the largest had double what the small guy had so like 9+ inches. As we were just in the cold water theirs had probably shrunk a bit meaning they were even bigger than what they had when they got out.

Me on the other hand I had shrunk down to literally 0 inches (like it was barely peaking out) everybody tried to avoid staring since this was a Christian school and they didn't want to be seen as gay. As tempted as I was to say something about it I didn't want them to know how tiny my penis was since I assumed that it would spread like wildfire around the school.

(This is a reupload since reddit falsely took down my account and when they reinstated it they left my posts deleted on every subreddit.)