u/love-cruising

My friend is staying over because we attended a wedding of another friend yesterday. I was up this morning earlier than him.

I was so fucking horny, that I pulled down my pants on sofa and went to pornhub on the laptop.

He enters and shouts: DUDE! I reply: what I am horny. You were asleep.

He rolls his eyes, walks past the sofa; throws a tea towel at me and says: 5 minutes! Wash your hands before making breakfast.

We have no inhibitions, and know each other for years.