Hey, you :) thanks for stopping by! Fair warning, I’m seeking a real and long term relationship, so this post is long as fuck, and mainly focused on sfw topics. If kink is all you’re after, I’m not your girl unfortunately. But if not, picture this:
It’s Saturday morning. We’re lying in bed, maybe a little hungover. Last night we went out with our friends, danced our arses off to cheesy 2000s pop and took unnaturally brightly coloured shots until the wee hours. Everyone, as usual, was like ‘damn, they are so freaking cute together. Look how much they take care of each other’. When we got home we ripped each other’s clothes off and made out for hours. That hungry kind where you had one hand on my waist and the other pulling my hair. We fell asleep holding each other and woke up the same way. This morning we have a filthy full English breakfast because, let’s be real, we deserve it. Today will be a super chill day. Maybe tomorrow we’ll go to a museum or the theatre, dinner and drinks. At some point you will probably slap the shit out of me and make me cry and beg for you, and we will both love it. I have never felt so safe, you have never felt so adored, life is good. Any notes?
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So. I’ve kissed a lot of frogs over the past 10 years or so, but I am truly ready to meet a prince. Dragon-slaying experience optional but preferred.
Some things about me:
I think I’m pretty equal parts soft and sharp. I love to debate, have very strong opinions, and have spent my career having to put on a tough mask and fight my corner. However, at my core I am a (detrimentally) trusting and affectionate person who really just wants everyone around me to be happy.
I work hard, I’ve got big ambitions, and I like my life to feel full - gym sessions, holidays, nights out with friends, but also lots of evenings where we’re horizontal on the sofa, fully invested in something objectively terrible on TV. If you can watch trashy reality shows with me and commit, I’m talking yelling at the screen, forming opinions, choosing sides, I may fall in love with you. Similarly, if you don’t get the ick watching me bawl my eyes out at a Disney film I’ve seen 20 times, big green flag.
Something that’s been missing in my life that I adore is true effort and quiet chivalry. The small things matter to me - walking on the outside of the pavement, opening doors, making sure I got home safe. I like feeling protected and looked after, and there’s something very attractive about quiet, consistent respect.
On the flip side, I’m a really good partner. I will take care of you and think of you always. I love to plan things - dates, surprises, themed evening in. I will get you that treat you mentioned you’ve been craving. Perhaps controversial, but I believe in buying men flowers. I will listen to you vent about that thing that happened at work and ask if you just want support and head scratches or if I can help come up with a solution. I am a ride or die, and I will absolutely go to war for those I love.
What I’m drawn to:
Ambitious, creative, funny, and humble. Someone who has their own thing going on and takes pride in it. Someone who can hold their own in social settings, have intelligent conversation, even be the smartest person in the room, but always in a respectful way. Physically I do have a type: pretty boys, on the slim/lean side - and it’s not a dealbreaker but I’m a sucker for a good tattoo :)
On the kinky side, my biggest kink is humiliation, mainly verbal but other kinds too. I also love praise, spanking, patronising/condescension, hair pulling, bondage, denial, knifeplay, bullying, bodyshaming and perhaps some more taboo things as well - but we can get into that later. Limits wise, my main ones would be scat, anal, and calling someone daddy.
Send me a message with anything more than ‘hi’ - I’d love to chat:) those who send a pic will go to the front of the queue!