Too much pleasure causes pain
Skillfull and experience enough, you might go insane
Have you ever doing it under the sun or being soaked in rain?
People might be watching, let them have their hardon, at least sila meron din gain

Have you ever been carried around the room?
Or by the kitchen, bent over, Mr Jimmy, he might be your doom
Too large to be average, too long to be Filipino is he
Mr Jimmy's your boss, while he enters your she-she

Nakatikim ka na ba na position na tawag ay "Kamantag"
Yung , papasigaw kang aray, sarap , aroy, while I'm doing you while I hug
It's a mix of classic missionary but may talong unan sa ilalim
One legs raised in the air, let's kamandag sa dilim

How about the position they call "Karpentero"?
Yung tipong magdamagan, 2 hours non-stop, at para sa malalakeng ulo
Parang si Jimmy, parang kabute kapag sha ay nagagalit
Promise kapag masakit, lalawayan natin para hinde masakit

Lastly for you, I'll unleash ang aking kumador
Yung tipong, magagayuma ka , isang tingin lang, bang bang parang motor
Sinasabuntan, spank here and there, maybe a little kagat sa shoulders
I can be your lion if you want, yung mga panget na lalake jan, they are just bunch who bothers..

Too much pleasure causes pain
Skillfull and experience enough, you might go insane
Have you ever doing it under the sun or being soaked in rain?
People might be watching, let them have their hardon, at least sila meron din gain

Have you ever been carried around the room?
Or by the kitchen, bent over, Mr Jimmy, he might be your doom
Too large to be average, too long to be Filipino is he
Mr Jimmy's your boss, while he enters your she-she

Nakatikim ka na ba na position na tawag ay "Kamantag"
Yung , papasigaw kang aray, sarap , aroy, while I'm doing you while I hug
It's a mix of classic missionary but may talong unan sa ilalim
One legs raised in the air, let's kamandag sa dilim

How about the position they call "Karpentero"?
Yung tipong magdamagan, 2 hours non-stop, at para sa malalakeng ulo
Parang si Jimmy, parang kabute kapag sha ay nagagalit
Promise kapag masakit, lalawayan natin para hinde masakit

Lastly for you, I'll unleash ang aking kumador
Yung tipong, magagayuma ka , isang tingin lang, bang bang parang motor
Sinasabuntan, spank here and there, maybe a little kagat sa shoulders
I can be your lion if you want, yung mga panget na lalake jan, they are just bunch who bothers..

Too much pleasure causes pain
Skillfull and experience enough, you might go insane
Have you ever doing it under the sun or being soaked in rain?
People might be watching, let them have their hardon, at least sila meron din gain

Have you ever been carried around the room?
Or by the kitchen, bent over, Mr Jimmy, he might be your doom
Too large to be average, too long to be Filipino is he
Mr Jimmy's your boss, while he enters your she-she

Nakatikim ka na ba na position na tawag ay "Kamantag"
Yung , papasigaw kang aray, sarap , aroy, while I'm doing you while I hug
It's a mix of classic missionary but may talong unan sa ilalim
One legs raised in the air, let's kamandag sa dilim

How about the position they call "Karpentero"?
Yung tipong magdamagan, 2 hours non-stop, at para sa malalakeng ulo
Parang si Jimmy, parang kabute kapag sha ay nagagalit
Promise kapag masakit, lalawayan natin para hinde masakit

Lastly for you, I'll unleash ang aking kumador
Yung tipong, magagayuma ka , isang tingin lang, bang bang parang motor
Sinasabuntan, spank here and there, maybe a little kagat sa shoulders
I can be your lion if you want, yung mga panget na lalake jan, they are just bunch who bothers..

Too much pleasure causes pain
Skillfull and experience enough, you might go insane
Have you ever doing it under the sun or being soaked in rain?
People might be watching, let them have their hardon, at least sila meron din gain

Have you ever been carried around the room?
Or by the kitchen, bent over, Mr Jimmy, he might be your doom
Too large to be average, too long to be Filipino is he
Mr Jimmy's your boss, while he enters your she-she

Nakatikim ka na ba na position na tawag ay "Kamantag"
Yung , papasigaw kang aray, sarap , aroy, while I'm doing you while I hug
It's a mix of classic missionary but may talong unan sa ilalim
One legs raised in the air, let's kamandag sa dilim

How about the position they call "Karpentero"?
Yung tipong magdamagan, 2 hours non-stop, at para sa malalakeng ulo
Parang si Jimmy, parang kabute kapag sha ay nagagalit
Promise kapag masakit, lalawayan natin para hinde masakit

Lastly for you, I'll unleash ang aking kumador
Yung tipong, magagayuma ka , isang tingin lang, bang bang parang motor
Sinasabuntan, spank here and there, maybe a little kagat sa shoulders
I can be your lion if you want, yung mga panget na lalake jan, they are just bunch who bothers..

Will I be lying when we meet
Loving you agad, from you head to your feet
I'll look into your eyes the four letter word
L-O-V-E agad, not wasting time, promising you will never be bored

Unlike others, who waste their time in mobile gaming
You and I, let's play a satisifying game, here's what I'm saying
Where there's no people or if you're daring where there's plenty
Let's take these risks, because I'll show moves, I've got plenty

Na try mo na ba ang moves ng Asong Kalye?
Kahit walang ligo tayong dalawa, eto ang mangyayari bale
Boom-Boom-Boom , Waf waf waf, parang aso sa kalsada
You and I, will do it, as lovers, friends, close na barkada

How about Seaman-loloko moves, alam mo ba yun?
Pretending high waves, doing it under the moon
Mahihili tayong dalwa, for sure, pero napakasarap
Habang piak piak piak ang sounds, habang tayo ay magkaharap

Animalistic moves, called "The kikong matsing"
Bka hinde mo kayanin eto, masarap na masakit daw, ikaw ma papa haching
Gawa ng aking 'buto' sing lake ng mutcho Red Horse
Abot Cervix, sarap + sakit daw, habang gingawa natin, kinagat ang rose

Let's for a drive, where'd you'd want to go?
Sa dilim or sa liwanag, I will be your Superman, Your Hero
Kalimuntan mo na, yung mga panget, example mga kalalakihan dito
Papatawanin kita, non-stop , make you smile habang umiinom ng malamig na buko

Before I end , Good night my love, my End
Kahit sa tingin mo panget ka, ok lang sakin, ksi I know you are God Send
Malaman, Mataba, Maitim , kahit hinde pretty
I'd like to end with this... Your Imperfection is your beauty

Will I be lying when we meet
Loving you agad, from you head to your feet
I'll look into your eyes the four letter word
L-O-V-E agad, not wasting time, promising you will never be bored

Unlike others, who waste their time in mobile gaming
You and I, let's play a satisifying game, here's what I'm saying
Where there's no people or if you're daring where there's plenty
Let's take these risks, because I'll show moves, I've got plenty

Na try mo na ba ang moves ng Asong Kalye?
Kahit walang ligo tayong dalawa, eto ang mangyayari bale
Boom-Boom-Boom , Waf waf waf, parang aso sa kalsada
You and I, will do it, as lovers, friends, close na barkada

How about Seaman-loloko moves, alam mo ba yun?
Pretending high waves, doing it under the moon
Mahihili tayong dalwa, for sure, pero napakasarap
Habang piak piak piak ang sounds, habang tayo ay magkaharap

Animalistic moves, called "The kikong matsing"
Bka hinde mo kayanin eto, masarap na masakit daw, ikaw ma papa haching
Gawa ng aking 'buto' sing lake ng mutcho Red Horse
Abot Cervix, sarap + sakit daw, habang gingawa natin, kinagat ang rose

Let's for a drive, where'd you'd want to go?
Sa dilim or sa liwanag, I will be your Superman, Your Hero
Kalimuntan mo na, yung mga panget, example mga kalalakihan dito
Papatawanin kita, non-stop , make you smile habang umiinom ng malamig na buko

Before I end , Good night my love, my End
Kahit sa tingin mo panget ka, ok lang sakin, ksi I know you are God Send
Malaman, Mataba, Maitim , kahit hinde pretty
I'd like to end with this... Your Imperfection is your beauty

Will I be lying when we meet
Loving you agad, from you head to your feet
I'll look into your eyes the four letter word
L-O-V-E agad, not wasting time, promising you will never be bored

Unlike others, who waste their time in mobile gaming
You and I, let's play a satisifying game, here's what I'm saying
Where there's no people or if you're daring where there's plenty
Let's take these risks, because I'll show moves, I've got plenty

Na try mo na ba ang moves ng Asong Kalye?
Kahit walang ligo tayong dalawa, eto ang mangyayari bale
Boom-Boom-Boom , Waf waf waf, parang aso sa kalsada
You and I, will do it, as lovers, friends, close na barkada

How about Seaman-loloko moves, alam mo ba yun?
Pretending high waves, doing it under the moon
Mahihili tayong dalwa, for sure, pero napakasarap
Habang piak piak piak ang sounds, habang tayo ay magkaharap

Animalistic moves, called "The kikong matsing"
Bka hinde mo kayanin eto, masarap na masakit daw, ikaw ma papa haching
Gawa ng aking 'buto' sing lake ng mutcho Red Horse
Abot Cervix, sarap + sakit daw, habang gingawa natin, kinagat ang rose

Let's for a drive, where'd you'd want to go?
Sa dilim or sa liwanag, I will be your Superman, Your Hero
Kalimuntan mo na, yung mga panget, example mga kalalakihan dito
Papatawanin kita, non-stop , make you smile habang umiinom ng malamig na buko

Before I end , Good night my love, my End
Kahit sa tingin mo panget ka, ok lang sakin, ksi I know you are God Send
Malaman, Mataba, Maitim , kahit hinde pretty
I'd like to end with this... Your Imperfection is your beauty

Will I be lying when we meet
Loving you agad, from you head to your feet
I'll look into your eyes the four letter word
L-O-V-E agad, not wasting time, promising you will never be bored

Unlike others, who waste their time in mobile gaming
You and I, let's play a satisifying game, here's what I'm saying
Where there's no people or if you're daring where there's plenty
Let's take these risks, because I'll show moves, I've got plenty

Na try mo na ba ang moves ng Asong Kalye?
Kahit walang ligo tayong dalawa, eto ang mangyayari bale
Boom-Boom-Boom , Waf waf waf, parang aso sa kalsada
You and I, will do it, as lovers, friends, close na barkada

How about Seaman-loloko moves, alam mo ba yun?
Pretending high waves, doing it under the moon
Mahihili tayong dalwa, for sure, pero napakasarap
Habang piak piak piak ang sounds, habang tayo ay magkaharap

Animalistic moves, called "The kikong matsing"
Bka hinde mo kayanin eto, masarap na masakit daw, ikaw ma papa haching
Gawa ng aking 'buto' sing lake ng mutcho Red Horse
Abot Cervix, sarap + sakit daw, habang gingawa natin, kinagat ang rose

Let's for a drive, where'd you'd want to go?
Sa dilim or sa liwanag, I will be your Superman, Your Hero
Kalimuntan mo na, yung mga panget, example mga kalalakihan dito
Papatawanin kita, non-stop , make you smile habang umiinom ng malamig na buko

Before I end , Good night my love, my End
Kahit sa tingin mo panget ka, ok lang sakin, ksi I know you are God Send
Malaman, Mataba, Maitim , kahit hinde pretty
I'd like to end with this... Your Imperfection is your beauty

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r/PinayNymphos11d ago

loverbang4u

r/PinayNymphos

NSFW

38 [M4F] Read of you dare if you need satisfaction "guaranteed"

I'm sexy and I know it
Six pack, biceps and all
Are you sad?
Higa ka sa shoulders ko, will not let you fall

I know the guys in your life did not guarantee
Cheated on you, played you out, throwing you away
Used you, abused you, feeling pogi yet broke and empty
Mobile legends, red horse, PBA, that's they do all day

Seriously, woman, you need to upgrade
To a man that's sexy, brainy, funny , making love like a hippy
Sun rise, sun set, sunny or rain
Sit next to me, by the bed or sofa, we will play all day

Musician? Yes I am...
We can play some tunes at the back, 4/4 , 3/3 5/6 time signitures
Going in-out, same timing with the beat
Let me show , do you feel the heat?

What do you want to talk about may I ask?
World history, religion, Karma-sutra, maths , philosophy, technology
'How to make love', 'How to give love', how to share love'
You and I, for awhile, pretend we are turtle doves

We will drive around the city,
Through the traffic, one hand on the steering, the other on your leg
Think about it, car's not too tinted
I know you want to hurry up to go to bed

I'll be your dreams and fantasy
I promise you girl, satisfaction guranteed
With warranty!
All night long baby, standing proud, thinking out loud
I will make love to you, both of us will be smiling and proud

Education: Above-Above-Above Average

Language: Cunningless

Skill-sets (aka positions):
The Doggy, "Riding in tandem", "Riding in Tandem-reverse', Hanger, "Wag po Lolo", "Wag po Tito", "Tindahan sa Kanto", "Maghabal", "Piak Piak Piak", "Baha" and the hardest we can try is what I call the "The Cervix-al", "The Labada"

Looks: Sharp nose, brow-eyes , Good looking enough to be introduced to your Friends and Family

Personality: Witty, Funny, I'm here to make you laugh...

Experience: Long enough to know what works, pleasure points. What causes pain, all night long baby.

Tools of trade: My brain, My hands, my fingers, mouth mouth/lips/tongue and my big...

What differs me from others ...

I don’t rush. I perform, I satisfy and here to serve.

Education: Above-Above-Above Average

Language: Cunningless

Skill-sets (aka positions):
The Doggy, "Riding in tandem", "Riding in Tandem-reverse', Hanger, "Wag po Lolo", "Wag po Tito", "Tindahan sa Kanto", "Maghabal", "Piak Piak Piak", "Baha" and the hardest we can try is what I call the "The Cervix-al", "The Labada"

Looks: Sharp nose, brow-eyes , Good looking enough to be introduced to your Friends and Family

Personality: Witty, Funny, I'm here to make you laugh...

Experience: Long enough to know what works, pleasure points. What causes pain, all night long baby.

Tools of trade: My brain, My hands, my fingers, mouth mouth/lips/tongue and my big...

What differs me from others ...

I don’t rush. I perform, I satisfy and here to serve.

Education: Above-Above-Above Average

Language: Cunningless

Skill-sets (aka positions):
The Doggy, "Riding in tandem", "Riding in Tandem-reverse', Hanger, "Wag po Lolo", "Wag po Tito", "Tindahan sa Kanto", "Maghabal", "Piak Piak Piak", "Baha" and the hardest we can try is what I call the "The Cervix-al", "The Labada"

Looks: Sharp nose, brow-eyes , Good looking enough to be introduced to your Friends and Family

Personality: Witty, Funny, I'm here to make you laugh...

Experience: Long enough to know what works, pleasure points. What causes pain, all night long baby.

Tools of trade: My brain, My hands, my fingers, mouth mouth/lips/tongue and my big...

What differs me from others ...

I don’t rush. I perform, I satisfy and here to serve.

Education: Above-Above-Above Average

Language: Cunningless

Skill-sets (aka positions):
The Doggy, "Riding in tandem", "Riding in Tandem-reverse', Hanger, "Wag po Lolo", "Wag po Tito", "Tindahan sa Kanto", "Maghabal", "Piak Piak Piak", "Baha" and the hardest we can try is what I call the "The Cervix-al", "The Labada"

Looks: Sharp nose, brow-eyes , Good looking enough to be introduced to your Friends and Family

Personality: Witty, Funny, I'm here to make you laugh...

Experience: Long enough to know what works, pleasure points. What causes pain, all night long baby.

Tools of trade: My brain, My hands, my fingers, mouth mouth/lips/tongue and my big...

What differs me from others ...

I don’t rush. I perform, I satisfy and here to serve.

Education: Above-Above-Above Average

Language: Cunningless

Skill-sets (aka positions):
The Doggy, "Riding in tandem", "Riding in Tandem-reverse', Hanger, "Wag po Lolo", "Wag po Tito", "Tindahan sa Kanto", "Maghabal", "Piak Piak Piak", "Baha" and the hardest we can try is what I call the "The Cervix-al", "The Labada"

Looks: Sharp nose, brow-eyes , Good looking enough to be introduced to your Friends and Family

Personality: Witty, Funny, I'm here to make you laugh...

Experience: Long enough to know what works, pleasure points. What causes pain, all night long baby.

Tools of trade: My brain, My hands, my fingers, mouth mouth/lips/tongue and my big...

What differs me from others ...

I don’t rush. I perform, I satisfy and here to serve.

Education: Above-Above-Above Average

Language: Cunningless

Skill-sets (aka positions):
The Doggy, "Riding in tandem", "Riding in Tandem-reverse', Hanger, "Wag po Lolo", "Wag po Tito", "Tindahan sa Kanto", "Maghabal", "Piak Piak Piak", "Baha" and the hardest we can try is what I call the "The Cervix-al", "The Labada"

Looks: Sharp nose, brow-eyes , Good looking enough to be introduced to your Friends and Family

Personality: Witty, Funny, I'm here to make you laugh...

Experience: Long enough to know what works, pleasure points. What causes pain, all night long baby.

Tools of trade: My brain, My hands, my fingers, mouth mouth/lips/tongue and my big...

What differs me from others ...

I don’t rush. I perform, I satisfy and here to serve.

Education: Above-Above-Above Average

Language: Cunningless

Skill-sets (aka positions):
The Doggy, "Riding in tandem", "Riding in Tandem-reverse', Hanger, "Wag po Lolo", "Wag po Tito", "Tindahan sa Kanto", "Maghabal", "Piak Piak Piak", "Baha" and the hardest we can try is what I call the "The Cervix-al", "The Labada"

Looks: Sharp nose, brow-eyes , Good looking enough to be introduced to your Friends and Family

Personality: Witty, Funny, I'm here to make you laugh...

Experience: Long enough to know what works, pleasure points. What causes pain, all night long baby.

Tools of trade: My brain, My hands, my fingers, mouth mouth/lips/tongue and my big...

What differs me from others ...

I don’t rush. I perform, I satisfy and here to serve.

Bad trip na recent red and yellow alerts
Bornout, no power, trully your triceps must hurt
kakapaypay , kaka punas ng pawis sa iyong nuo
Pati ba tubig, pinatay, wlang tulo sa gripo

Can I be your hero sometimes during this brownouts?
Let's go for a drive somewhere, distract ourselves, let's hangout
I'll take you to places where you would want to go
Where's its cold, maybe we'd be under blankets, sharing a pillow

I wouldn't touch you, unless you let me
I use my brain, watching singnal, instead of animalistic feelings
But I promise to make you smile, laugh, feed you, gusto mo ba ng sabaw?
Imagine us eating, bulalo plus rice, sili, kalamansi in patis sauce, wag ka mahiya mag sawsaw

Khit amoy patis, if you let me, I'd kiss your lips
Starting from the forehead, tip of you nose just once, while holding your hips
But hey, like I said I wouldn't touch if you don't let me
But when you do, unleasing my monster, footlong , setting them free

Malilimutan mo ang brownout na nagyayari sa bansa
Pero mapapawisan at bka masakatan, gawa ni Mr Footlong, mataba na at mahaba
I be gentle, I promise, I'll treat you like royalty
I'll call you my Brownout Princess, my brownout bi-bi

Anyways its lunch, before I go, I would want to say
Let me know if you want happy times one of this coming days
Satisfaction guranteed, that's all I can vow
Because once we are done, in your head, Mr Footlong living rent free... you'll keep repeating WOW!

Bad trip na recent red and yellow alerts
Bornout, no power, trully your triceps must hurt
kakapaypay , kaka punas ng pawis sa iyong nuo
Pati ba tubig, pinatay, wlang tulo sa gripo

Can I be your hero sometimes during this brownouts?
Let's go for a drive somewhere, distract ourselves, let's hangout
I'll take you to places where you would want to go
Where's its cold, maybe we'd be under blankets, sharing a pillow

I wouldn't touch you, unless you let me
I use my brain, watching singnal, instead of animalistic feelings
But I promise to make you smile, laugh, feed you, gusto mo ba ng sabaw?
Imagine us eating, bulalo plus rice, sili, kalamansi in patis sauce, wag ka mahiya mag sawsaw

Khit amoy patis, if you let me, I'd kiss your lips
Starting from the forehead, tip of you nose just once, while holding your hips
But hey, like I said I wouldn't touch if you don't let me
But when you do, unleasing my monster, footlong , setting them free

Malilimutan mo ang brownout na nagyayari sa bansa
Pero mapapawisan at bka masakatan, gawa ni Mr Footlong, mataba na at mahaba
I be gentle, I promise, I'll treat you like royalty
I'll call you my Brownout Princess, my brownout bi-bi

Anyways its lunch, before I go, I would want to say
Let me know if you want happy times one of this coming days
Satisfaction guranteed, that's all I can vow
Because once we are done, in your head, Mr Footlong living rent free... you'll keep repeating WOW!

Bad trip na recent red and yellow alerts
Bornout, no power, trully your triceps must hurt
kakapaypay , kaka punas ng pawis sa iyong nuo
Pati ba tubig, pinatay, wlang tulo sa gripo

Can I be your hero sometimes during this brownouts?
Let's go for a drive somewhere, distract ourselves, let's hangout
I'll take you to places where you would want to go
Where's its cold, maybe we'd be under blankets, sharing a pillow

I wouldn't touch you, unless you let me
I use my brain, watching singnal, instead of animalistic feelings
But I promise to make you smile, laugh, feed you, gusto mo ba ng sabaw?
Imagine us eating, bulalo plus rice, sili, kalamansi in patis sauce, wag ka mahiya mag sawsaw

Khit amoy patis, if you let me, I'd kiss your lips
Starting from the forehead, tip of you nose just once, while holding your hips
But hey, like I said I wouldn't touch if you don't let me
But when you do, unleasing my monster, footlong , setting them free

Malilimutan mo ang brownout na nagyayari sa bansa
Pero mapapawisan at bka masakatan, gawa ni Mr Footlong, mataba na at mahaba
I be gentle, I promise, I'll treat you like royalty
I'll call you my Brownout Princess, my brownout bi-bi

Anyways its lunch, before I go, I would want to say
Let me know if you want happy times one of this coming days
Satisfaction guranteed, that's all I can vow
Because once we are done, in your head, Mr Footlong living rent free... you'll keep repeating WOW!

Bad trip na recent red and yellow alerts
Bornout, no power, trully your triceps must hurt
kakapaypay , kaka punas ng pawis sa iyong nuo
Pati ba tubig, pinatay, wlang tulo sa gripo

Can I be your hero sometimes during this brownouts?
Let's go for a drive somewhere, distract ourselves, let's hangout
I'll take you to places where you would want to go
Where's its cold, maybe we'd be under blankets, sharing a pillow

I wouldn't touch you, unless you let me
I use my brain, watching singnal, instead of animalistic feelings
But I promise to make you smile, laugh, feed you, gusto mo ba ng sabaw?
Imagine us eating, bulalo plus rice, sili, kalamansi in patis sauce, wag ka mahiya mag sawsaw

Khit amoy patis, if you let me, I'd kiss your lips
Starting from the forehead, tip of you nose just once, while holding your hips
But hey, like I said I wouldn't touch if you don't let me
But when you do, unleasing my monster, footlong , setting them free

Malilimutan mo ang brownout na nagyayari sa bansa
Pero mapapawisan at bka masakatan, gawa ni Mr Footlong, mataba na at mahaba
I be gentle, I promise, I'll treat you like royalty
I'll call you my Brownout Princess, my brownout bi-bi

Anyways its lunch, before I go, I would want to say
Let me know if you want happy times one of this coming days
Satisfaction guranteed, that's all I can vow
Because once we are done, in your head, Mr Footlong living rent free... you'll keep repeating WOW!